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Topic: I hate Elvis.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-15-2002 05:04:54 PM
[/flame on]

Yes. I hate Elvis. I hate his slurred singing, his screechy voice, and his gyrations that are labeled dancing.

I hate the fact that there is an 'Elvis Week' on A&E.

I hate how people will not accept that he is dead. Rotted away. Gone. Kaput.

I hate Elvis impersonators. They are lame with a capitol L.

I hate the way you get those weirdo Elvis-is-not-dead people weeping as they pay hundreds or thousands just to visit his grave. Dude, the guy has been dead for many, many years. I know that I would be weirded out if people toured my brother/son/husband/cousin/friend's grave once a year on his birthday. Ooo, you know what? If Elvis rises and sees his shadow, then we get another 30 years of bad music! Just like what we are suffering through now with boy bands and Britney Spears.

[/flame off]

That felt good.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-15-2002 05:07:05 PM
I feel the same way about Alvin and the Chipmunks.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 08-15-2002 05:10:40 PM
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 08-15-2002 05:11:29 PM
Azakias, I love you. :P
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-15-2002 05:18:12 PM
I also hate Elvis with a Passion. I He could not sing. He was ugly as sin. (especially later in his life) Hit taste in pretty much everything was terrible.
He pretty much just sucked.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Steven Steve
posted 08-15-2002 05:20:22 PM
He's like Britney Spears, but a man, and dead
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-15-2002 05:20:46 PM
Yeah, he sucked.

That's why he made millions upon millions.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 08-15-2002 05:22:59 PM
Mortious, wicked bucket head of norrath! His weaknesses? Women with fur, being offered tea, and Elvis.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-15-2002 05:24:22 PM
I wonder how many people look upon The Beatles as ancient pop trash.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 08-15-2002 05:24:51 PM
I fucking hate Stojko too. Stupid A&E playing a whole week of Elvis Stojko figure skating
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-15-2002 05:36:54 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop said this about your mom:
I wonder how many people look upon The Beatles as ancient pop trash.

I hate the Beatles too.

Dont even get me STARTED on them..

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-15-2002 05:40:03 PM
quote:
Azakias enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I hate the Beatles too.

Dont even get me STARTED on them..


*shrug*

I have the one album. I like it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-15-2002 05:41:44 PM
Not really dissing you or anyone else for liking them...

I just hate a lot of artists. And Elvis made me mad today.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-15-2002 05:43:40 PM
But, why The Beatles?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-15-2002 05:47:51 PM
For one, I am forever scarred by having a German teacher who loved them. And made us sing their songs in German. Ugh.

People in Oklahoma refuse to believe that some members of them are dead (As if I know their names..)

And anyone who sings about yellow submarines is pretty dumb, in my book.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-15-2002 05:49:09 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Azakias wrote:
And anyone who sings about yellow submarines is pretty dumb, in my book.

Heeeeeeeey now, that's my favorite shower song.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-15-2002 05:51:03 PM
I like the Beatles.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-15-2002 06:00:18 PM
quote:
Verily, Sutiiben Hantu doth proclaim:
He's like Britney Spears, but dead
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Steven Steve
posted 08-15-2002 06:31:41 PM
Word.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-15-2002 07:13:36 PM
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me, you see
Straight up racist that sucker was, it was plain to me
-Chuck D!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-15-2002 07:20:01 PM
Aza, The Beatles are the single largest influence on modern music.

and i'm not talking Britney Spears and Boy Bands, those groups followed the "Elvis Style" of music.

the "Beatles Style" of music has influenced bands like 311, Incubus, Green Day, No Doubt, and shitloads of others.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-15-2002 07:37:05 PM
Nothing has changed in music in 35+ years.

Years ago, people couldn't sing, didnt write their own stuff...and all around sucked. Such is the way it is with bands now.

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-15-2002 07:50:35 PM
YES, I acknowledge the fact that people like The Beatles and Elvis arfe huge influences on modern music. Hell, my favorite band is hugely, hugely influenced by The Doors, which I do not like.

However...

I still don't have to bloody like them. I don't see ANYWHERE in the contract that I have to.

I think music evolves. From things I do not like comes things I do like, and possibly things I will like better in the future.

So there.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-15-2002 08:38:11 PM
The Beatles ROCK!!
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
nem-x
posted 08-15-2002 08:52:16 PM
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-15-2002 09:21:41 PM
Dont get me wrong, I love oldies...


I just hate the Beatles.

I kinda agree with Eisuye. Here's and analogy:

I cant stand Picasso's artwork, but I do admit that it has influenced a lot of artists whose artwork I do enjoy.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-15-2002 09:31:05 PM
i bet you wouldnt if you were his hier.
HA!
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-15-2002 09:37:56 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Sutiiben Hantu said:
He's like Britney Spears, but a man, and dead

no. no, sorry, I could accept this thread until I read this. You may not like him but comparing him to Britney Spears is just... ignorant.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-15-2002 09:40:08 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Nothing has changed in music in 35+ years.

Years ago, people couldn't sing, didnt write their own stuff...and all around sucked. Such is the way it is with bands now.



Yeah except then those bands didn't last long. Now they're multi-album multi-millionaires.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-15-2002 09:41:27 PM
I am a huge Elvis fan, and a Beatles fan.

I hate Elvis impersonators and freaks that live off his hard work.

If you can't see what Elvis and the Beatles did for music, then you are closeminded. As far as hating Elvis? Or hating the Beatles? Whatever.

I still love them.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-15-2002 09:45:32 PM
If your only exposure to Elvis has been Elvis: Greatest Hits and Elvis impersonators it's easy to hate him. Go find some actual albums and live work.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-15-2002 10:06:31 PM
I simply don't like him. What's so hard to accept?

I don't like the sound of his voice; I find it rather annoying. I don't like the style of music he did, which is, honestly, too dated for me to find interesting.

I don't ram my love for The Tea Party down people's throats...

Oh, and as for impersonators: Yeah, people who's lives are spent imitating, imperfectly, someone else's. Yes. We all respect you.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-15-2002 10:13:03 PM
I accepted it perfectly.. I said "whatever". Then I said that I still love him. Other people's opinions are just that... opinions.

I happened to be alive during his life, and during the Beatles time... so I feel differently. I have no idea who "the Tea Party" is... so I have no opinion of them.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-15-2002 10:15:08 PM
I just personally cants stand the sound of him... (My dad is an Elvis lover. I mean, he LOVES Elvis. He doesnt do the whole mourning every year on his death anniversary, though) So yeah, I HAVE heard a lot of his stuff.

Actually, I dont mind listening to his Christmas hymns and whatnot, if I am in the right mood. His other stuff, I cannot stand. I cant understand what he says, and I live by the rule that if you are going to say or sing or something to me, do it in a way that I can understand you. One reason I cant stand rap and I dislike ethnic music. I cant understand what they are saying (I listen to music for the message, not the beat).

I have also been exposed to a lot of oldies. Back when I lived in Soudi, it was about the only American music you could find there. I grew up to oldies and old-school country. I love em both. Like some modern bands, there are some I love, and some I loathe. Its the same with oldies. I supremely dislike the Beatles, but I adore the Rightious Brothers, Bobby Vee, Chris DeBurgh, and the Tokens.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-15-2002 10:46:45 PM
Ah, then I'm sorry, kinda got a hostile vibe there .

And eh. I don't like Jimi Hendrix, either . I'm odd in my tastes.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 08-15-2002 11:01:07 PM
Elvis Lives!

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-16-2002 01:29:51 AM
I'm not a fan of Elvis.

The Beatles, however, rock. Music may have evolved but the feelings of music have not. Or somthing.

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 08-16-2002 01:46:04 AM
Beatles music is OK, I just find that whole "Paul is dead!" thing really interesting/funny.
*lurk*
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 08-16-2002 03:06:23 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye had this to say about John Romero:
YES, I acknowledge the fact that people like The Beatles and Elvis arfe huge influences on modern music. Hell, my favorite band is hugely, hugely influenced by The Doors, which I do not like.

However...

I still don't have to bloody like them. I don't see ANYWHERE in the contract that I have to.

I think music evolves. From things I do not like comes things I do like, and possibly things I will like better in the future.

So there.


Dig up that rant from your LiveJournal.

Like, now.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 03:08:53 AM
Musical Angst!
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