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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:14:01 AM
More people every year are killed by falling coconuts or similar accidental coconut-related blunt trauma than are killed by shark attacks.

NOW YOU KNOW

Now who can tell me how tall a smurf is??

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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:14:48 AM
Smurfs aren't tall.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:14:52 AM
^^^^
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:15:27 AM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Smurfs aren't tall.

YOU'RE ANSWER IS WRONG!

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-10-2002 01:16:45 AM
Did you know that if a cat can get into an opening without touching its whiskers on either side, it can fit through said opening?

Also that the whiskers are so sensitive that they can feel minute air currents produced by things as small as mice?

Or that the pads of their paws are so sensitive they can feel you coming down the hall before they ever hear or see you?

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:17:05 AM
^^^
!!!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:17:57 AM
quote:
This one time, at Sentow camp:
^^^
!!!

*bites Sentow*

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:18:45 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Seurenna:
*bites Sentow*

Wooha!
*bites back*

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:20:12 AM
quote:
Seurenna Model 2000 was programmed to say:
YOUR ANSWER IS WRONG!

No.

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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:22:13 AM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz had this to say about Cuba:
No.

YES!

BZZT!* YOUR TIME IS UP!

A smurf is three apples tall.

NOW YOU KNOW

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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:23:24 AM
97% of Americans live less than six minutes drive from a radio shack.
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:23:42 AM
quote:
Seurenna wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
YES!

BZZT!* YOUR TIME IS UP!

A smurf is three apples tall.

NOW YOU KNOW

That is not tall.

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-10-2002 01:23:46 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Seurenna wrote:
YES!

BZZT!* YOUR TIME IS UP!

A smurf is three apples tall.

NOW YOU KNOW

But...

But...

What if I were to EAT ONE OF THE APPLES?!?!

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-10-2002 01:24:08 AM
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:24:18 AM
quote:
Verily, Seurenna doth proclaim:
97% of Americans live less than six minutes drive from a radio shack.

Sure, if you drive at 150mph.

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:24:52 AM
9 out of 10 figures are made up on the spot!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:25:06 AM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz had this to say about Tron:
Sure, if you drive at 150mph.

NOPE

I'm serious. look it up.

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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 08-10-2002 01:26:55 AM
quote:
This one time, at Sentow camp:
9 out of 10 figures are made up on the spot!

NOT THESE BIATCH!

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:49:02 AM
Eep! I'll be good.
Unless you want me to be bad. Rawr rawr.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-10-2002 01:49:46 AM
quote:
Sentow thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Eep! I'll be good.
Unless you want me to be bad. Rawr rawr.

You're a sad little man

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 01:50:30 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by King Parcelan:
You're a sad little man

I guess I'll just go blow the 'ole brains out, then.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 08-10-2002 01:58:50 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You're a sad little man

Lol its a guy, I allways thought Sentow was a "she"


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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-10-2002 01:59:37 AM
quote:
Sentow attempted to be funny by writing:
I guess I'll just go blow the 'ole brains out, then.

No ritual suicide until you finish the chores.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-10-2002 02:12:48 AM
What Bruce Springsteen song does Rage Against The Machine cover on their "Renegades" album?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-10-2002 02:13:56 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about the Spice Girls:
What Bruce Springsteen song does Rage Against The Machine cover on their "Renegades" album?

The Ghost of Tom Joad, I think.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-10-2002 02:14:50 AM
quote:
Seurenna stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
YES!

BZZT!* YOUR TIME IS UP!

A smurf is three apples tall.

NOW YOU KNOW

Noooooo!

Why did you have to say it!? I knew the answer!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-10-2002 02:18:03 AM
quote:
Soldar wrote this stupid crap:
The Ghost of Tom Joad, I think.

NOW WE ALL KNOW. But Soldar and I knew it first, and are therefore awesome..

Moving on...

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-10-2002 02:21:12 AM
quote:
Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
NOW WE ALL KNOW. But Soldar and I knew it first, and are therefore awesome..

Moving on...

I can't tell if that was a shot at me or a compliment.

I mean...

Your mom knows.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-10-2002 02:33:45 AM
Since I complimented myself, you were complimented as well.

Were I to insult you, I'd say something like "Shut your slobber-encrusted mouth before I come over to your shack and beat the holy fuck out your acne-pocked ass with one of the boards nailed over your windows, you flatulent, cat-raping assbag."

But that's only because I like you. If I hated you, I'd say something like...huh?...most vulgar sentence ever? Well, if you say so. Sorry, I have to go. I'll be back in six months to a year.

*six months to a year later* OK, I'm back. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, it was compliment. Worry not, d00d. A few days using the cream and the rash should clear up. Just stop using your socks so often.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Steven Steve
posted 08-10-2002 02:46:49 AM
Did you know that most Americans consume at least an ounce of tree bark in their lifetime?
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-10-2002 02:48:23 AM
I'd hate to think about how much poop we eat in our lifetime.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-10-2002 03:44:19 AM
quote:
Verily, Seurenna doth proclaim:
97% of Americans live less than six minutes drive from a radio shack.

20 minutes for me!

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 08-10-2002 05:23:25 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Delphi Aegis said this:
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.

You stole that from me, give it back theif!

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Repudium
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 05:40:31 AM
The average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep throughout their lifetime =)

And you can make C-4 out of liquid bleach and clay

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nem-x
posted 08-10-2002 05:47:20 AM
There's a radio shack about 3-4 minutes away from here... *gasp*
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-10-2002 05:51:51 AM
I've never thought about it before, but there has been a Radio Shack within walking distance to every home I've ever lived in.

Illinois, Indiana, and two different houses here in Nevada.

It's a CONSPIRACY. They are CONSPIRING.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 05:56:33 AM
quote:
From the book of Lady Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
I've never thought about it before, but there has been a Radio Shack within walking distance to every home I've ever lived in.

Illinois, Indiana, and two different houses here in Nevada.

It's a CONSPIRACY. They are CONSPIRING.


Actually, you're quite correct... it is a conspiracy...

Ever notice how no matter how small the purchase is they always want the full 9 yards of your personal info, your name, address, home phone, hell, they even asked for my driver's license number once... never give it to them though... it's like, I'm buying a friggin' two dollar toggle switch, leave me the hell alone and let me make my purchase or shove it direcly up your "toggle switch" sideways.

I think they're trying to steal all of our identities so when they screw someone over on a computer, they can blame it on
YOU!

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-10-2002 06:03:15 AM
Do you know that techicanly that all babies are born premature, that they need to stay in the womb longer, but cant cause of the womans size and shape,
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-10-2002 06:47:01 AM
quote:
Zephyer's fortune cookie read:
Noooooo!

Why did you have to say it!? I knew the answer!

So did I.

Ah well. Even if she hadn't said it, Zephyer would have beaten me to it.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2002 08:33:30 AM
quote:
Seurenna stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
97% of Americans live less than six minutes drive from a radio shack.
That can't be right. I live just outside New York City, and it's 10 minutes' drive from my house to the nearest Radio Shack, even best case, going 10 mph over the speed limit, with no traffic.

However, it would be under 6 minutes if I could drive 50 mph as the crow flies, with no traffic, red lights, or stop signs.

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