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Topic: What the $^&@ is wrong with Australia!?
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-15-2002 03:29:54 AM
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-15-2002 03:30:55 AM
quote:
Fennar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Trees shoud not be doing this!
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-15-2002 03:31:45 AM
It gets better!
Veni, vidi, vici
Maradon!
posted 07-15-2002 03:33:47 AM
Knowing me (and I think I know me fairly well) I'd probably lick it on a self-inflicted dare.

Knowing Austrailia, I'd probably regret it.

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-15-2002 03:34:03 AM
My stomach hurts from laughing too hard. Somehow 'Stinging Trees' doesn't seem fit on that list.

And WTF is Vegemite?

It says:

Vegemite is only dangerous to Americans and (some) Europeans. If you must try it, DON'T EAT A SPOONFUL! Vegemite is not peanut butter!

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Maradon!
posted 07-15-2002 03:35:04 AM
quote:
How.... Fennar.... uughhhhhh:
It gets better!

They listed Vegemite. How thorough

Maradon!
posted 07-15-2002 03:36:08 AM
quote:
Miss Isis Pandoria had this to say about Robocop:
And WTF is Vegemite?

I believe it's fermented vegetable matter.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 07-15-2002 03:39:48 AM
it's like Marmite...

You take what's left at the end of the beer brewing process, leave it for a while and add LOTS of salt.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-15-2002 03:43:05 AM
Maradon!
posted 07-15-2002 03:44:41 AM
quote:
Niklas had this to say about Captain Planet:
it's like Marmite...

You take what's left at the end of the beer brewing process, leave it for a while and add LOTS of salt.


And then you use it to kill rats.

Er, or you could spread it on toast or something. I guess...

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-15-2002 03:44:51 AM
Vegemite is a thick spread made of vitamin B yeast from a brewery. Apprently used as a weapon or something in WWII it is also a spread used on crackers and stuff. Small ammounts recommend to those new to it.

Cthulhu

Addy
posted 07-15-2002 04:41:21 AM
HUG THE TREES!
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-15-2002 06:41:19 AM
Not a thing. These are Anti-American wards.

With the exception of vegemite. Vegemite is nice on toast.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-15-2002 03:43:34 PM
I'm sorry, but I have one question: Is there anything in Australia that wont kill you if you loook at it wrong?
Veni, vidi, vici
Maradon!
posted 07-15-2002 03:48:09 PM
quote:
Fennar had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'm sorry, but I have one question: Is there anything in Australia that wont kill you if you loook at it wrong?

Maybe the sand.

No, wait, it could blow in your eye, or reflect the sun and blind you, nevermind.

[ 07-15-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]

Maradon!
posted 07-15-2002 03:51:51 PM
GHA UBB DOTH CONTINUE TO PWN ME

[ 07-15-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-15-2002 04:04:35 PM
now here is a anti-vist australia if i ever saw one
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-15-2002 04:08:13 PM
BIG FUCKING GREEN SPIDERS!!!

Otherwise I love Australia.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 07-15-2002 04:58:45 PM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Not a thing. These are Anti-American wards.

With the exception of vegemite. Vegemite is nice on toast.


You dont liek us? =(

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-15-2002 08:59:45 PM
We love ye! But yer not all nice.

And in answer to Fennar's question, *maybe* the politicians.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-16-2002 12:14:16 AM
that does it. there is no way I am getting near Australia without power armor and a flamethrower.
Veni, vidi, vici
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-16-2002 12:20:47 AM
don't forget to roo-proof your armor.

and beware of drop bears.

*is terrified of drop bears after reading Last Continent, a discworld parody of Australia*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-16-2002 03:21:30 AM
even the platupuses are poisones
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-16-2002 03:36:26 AM
Platypi
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Pavarin
Pancake
posted 07-16-2002 03:36:27 AM
quote:
Fennar wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm sorry, but I have one question: Is there anything in Australia that wont kill you if you loook at it wrong?

Some of the sheep...

thank you Mr. Pratchett, Thank you

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 07-16-2002 07:28:51 AM
Quote roughly nicked from a magazine somewhere...

"...in fact the only thing that doesn't try to kill you here is the Koala Bear, probably because it spends most of it's life stoned out of it's little mind on eucalyptus."

[ 07-16-2002: Message edited by: Lady Leckie ]

rick
Pancake
posted 07-16-2002 09:09:05 AM
quote:
Lady Leckie had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Quote roughly nicked from a magazine somewhere...

"...in fact the only thing that doesn't try to kill you here is the Koala Bear, probably because it spends most of it's life stoned out of it's little mind on eucalyptus."


I hear that's a myth.

They're actually closer to drunk than stoned.

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 07-17-2002 09:04:12 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Fennar:
Is there anything that isent uber poisonous and aggressive?

We do have 4 of the Top 5 Most Deadly snakes in the world here (and 7 of the Top 10), as well as the 5 Top Most Deadly Spiders, not to mention copious amounts of sharks and other deadly sea creatures....

But we are all tough and we can handle them...

Just look at Steve Irwin....

On second thoughts............. don't!




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