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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-04-2002 10:41:46 PM
I once heard that Josh heard the "call of Cthulhu"... and he charged him $4.95 per minute.

TO JOSH!


(ps.. if we get this thread big enough I have a surprise pic of Josh to post!)

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: The Nae (tm) ]

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-04-2002 10:42:30 PM
They say the sand from Josh's kitty litter box can fill the Grand Canyon!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 10:45:39 PM
I heard that when Josh first found out what a buffet was that he drooled so much that he created the Mississippi River.

TO JOSH !

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Meridian
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 10:47:57 PM
I heard that McDonald's has sold over a billion burgers:

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Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-04-2002 10:48:53 PM
Josh stands as an unmoving mountain! Never straying from his post!

Until someone mentions pie...

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-04-2002 10:50:03 PM
quote:
So quoth The Nae (tm):
(ps.. if we get this thread big enough I have a surprise pic of Josh to post!)

How big?

Er...uh...I heard that Josh once...uh....

yeah...

TO JOSH!

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: Betty Tourette ]

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 10:54:57 PM
Er, oops.

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 10:54:58 PM
I once heard that Josh used Queen-sized air mattresses as his insoles in his running shoes.

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-04-2002 10:55:18 PM
I heard that Josh singlehandedly devoured a Country Buffet!

They still haven't found the workers!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 10:57:35 PM
I hear that the CIA ( Culinary Institute of America ) has put Josh on their Top 10 Most Wanted list.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-04-2002 10:58:10 PM
Josh recieved an International call the other day... Italy wants their pasta back.

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:00:19 PM
I heard that Food Network is making a new TV show... "Josh eats the World"


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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-04-2002 11:01:28 PM
I heard that Josh flipped the fuck out and killed a NINJA!

I mean, come on...a NINJA!midd0D
TO JOSH!

the boards hate me. why don't these random lines of text happen to anybody else?

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: Suddar Williams ]

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-04-2002 11:01:40 PM
Legend has it that Josh once dug a hole in his backyard, and today, that hole is London, England!
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-04-2002 11:02:02 PM
Josh invented the KFC Party Bucket because he was in the mood for a light snack!

TO JOSH!

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-04-2002 11:03:03 PM
Josh once tore the roof off of a crashed semi to save a baby... with his pinkies!

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Ryuujin
posted 06-04-2002 11:04:59 PM
Josh once stopped a bank robbery, simply by dropping his spoon.

To Josh!

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-04-2002 11:05:08 PM
I once heard that Josh went to an amusement park and people stood in line to ride HIM!

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-04-2002 11:06:34 PM
I once heard that when Josh wanted a Snowcone, the Himalayas trembled

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..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:08:01 PM
I heard that josh really needed to pee one day and he made the east river! (Sounds about right..)

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Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-04-2002 11:08:22 PM
hey.. me and josh need a food eatin contest... Soft Taco's.. come on buddy Ill take you on...

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:09:31 PM
I tried to drown myself again


....


TO JOSH!


He has an army of personally trained ninja lesbian jumping beans!


TO JOSH!

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Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:11:30 PM
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

To Josh!

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-04-2002 11:11:44 PM
GO LESBIAN DEATH NINJAS!

TO JOSH!

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-04-2002 11:16:39 PM
When Josh farts.. angels cry.

TO JOSH!

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-04-2002 11:17:38 PM
yes... this.... Josh... and I should meet... AND HAVE A SOFT TACO EATING CONTEST!

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Skaw
posted 06-04-2002 11:21:10 PM
He once crowned a Queen of England, then wore her as a coat!

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Ryuujin
posted 06-04-2002 11:28:50 PM
Josh once made Callalron do his lawn!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:31:41 PM
Josh once got so mad and threw such a fit that he sunk an island civilization because their buffet was out of food. That civilization was Atlantis !


TO JOSH!

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-04-2002 11:32:36 PM
Josh once saved the world from another ice age by using his white body to reflect the sun and warming the Earth's atmosphere!

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:33:18 PM
I heard that a Sith Lord personally fired Jango Fett so that Josh could make a new clone army from scratch.

TO JOSH!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-04-2002 11:36:01 PM
Josh invented the lightsaber and brought balance to The Force.

TO JOSH!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:36:31 PM
When God said " Let there be light " Josh was there to beat him to the light switch !

TO JOSH!

OMFG ! Josh is so big that even a lightsaber is small in his gigantic hands !


TO JOSH!

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: The one and only UBT ]

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-04-2002 11:37:03 PM
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? A Plane? A Mortious? Wait, he doesn't fly does he?

TO JOSH!

[ 06-04-2002: Message edited by: Vorago ]

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-04-2002 11:37:29 PM
Josh once... is... has... um... JOSH IS JOSH!!

TOO JOSH!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-04-2002 11:43:15 PM
There is no such thing as the 'Big Bang Theory ' , it is now forever known as 'The Josh Sneezed Theory'

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-04-2002 11:43:51 PM
quote:
The one and only UBT's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
There is no such thing as the 'Big Bang Theory ' , it is now forever known as 'The Josh Sneezed Theory'

TO JOSH!

UBT wins the thread

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Ryuujin
posted 06-04-2002 11:49:04 PM
Josh is actually the real messiah.

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-04-2002 11:50:08 PM
lets see this special picture of josh...

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-05-2002 12:02:44 AM
Josh is famous worldwide for being able to satisfy up to 7 women at once, with only his fingers!

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