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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 04:21:55 PM
Yes, the raunchy evil thing known as sex. And the five-knuckle-shuffle doesn't count, neither does the female version. Tell the truth, too!

Virgins need not answer.

I'm more interested in who is willing to the tell the truth and share such information.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-30-2002 04:22:45 PM
I've stopped counting the days
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-30-2002 04:23:37 PM
Little over seventeen yea-.. fuck you.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-30-2002 04:23:45 PM
quote:
Black Mage... spewed forth this undeniable truth:

I'm more interested in who is willing to the tell the truth and share such information.

Riiiiiiight.

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 04:23:59 PM
Two days ago.
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 05-30-2002 04:24:47 PM
Honestly? hehe...

Lets just say it was some time this week

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-30-2002 04:26:07 PM
quote:
Cassandra had this to say about John Romero:
Two days ago.

Poor bastard.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 04:27:45 PM
(raises an eyebrow)

Hmm?

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Lashanna
noob
posted 05-30-2002 04:28:25 PM
5 days.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-30-2002 04:30:10 PM
^^^^^^
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Lashanna
noob
posted 05-30-2002 04:32:05 PM
quote:
Cassandra Model 2000 was programmed to say:
(raises an eyebrow)

Hmm?

Find your brother, stab him in the palm, and make him check his PMs, then make him wipe off the bloody mouse/keyboard.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-30-2002 04:33:59 PM
A Year, 5 months and counting
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 04:34:17 PM
quote:
Lashanna spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Find your brother, stab him in the palm, and make him check his PMs, then make him wipe off the bloody mouse/keyboard.

He's watching DVD's downstairs, hon. Star Trek..

(smirks)

He never listens to me anyway.

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-30-2002 04:35:08 PM
quote:
Lashanna impressed everyone with:
Find your brother, stab him in the palm, and make him check his PMs, then make him wipe off the bloody mouse/keyboard.

I don't think I like the image that just came into my fragile little mind...

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-30-2002 04:39:20 PM
VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, I answered anyway.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Dylon
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 04:39:57 PM
hmm 2 months ago and will get it again in a month.

damn long distance relationships

Dylon.

To know me is to want to throw me off a cliff.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-30-2002 04:43:23 PM
Two months, roughly.
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Meridian
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 04:46:52 PM
Having it right now
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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 04:48:40 PM
I wonder if the imaginary kind counts.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 04:49:48 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I wonder if the imaginary kind counts.
No.

Sorry Liam.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-30-2002 04:51:29 PM
How about the 'do-it-yourself' kind? Does that count???!

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: Isis Pandoria ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-30-2002 04:51:48 PM
almost 21 years now.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-30-2002 04:51:56 PM
quote:
Black Mage... obviously shouldn't have said:

Sorry Liam.

You're not very flexible on your definition, are you?

Oho! I am virgin! I reply twice to this thread! I am such a rebel!

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 04:52:10 PM
quote:
Isis Pandoria wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, I answered anyway.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 04:53:07 PM
quote:
Isis Pandoria had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How about the 'do-it-yourself' kind? <runs and hides> Does that count???!
I stated before, no.

It has to be with another living, breathing, human.(Tough luck Mortious.)



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-30-2002 04:54:19 PM
Oh. Well. Then not until this sum-
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-30-2002 04:55:26 PM
quote:
Isis Pandoria had this to say about Duck Tales:
Oh. Well. Then not until this sum-

Not if someone informs Snoota of the underage laws

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-30-2002 04:56:00 PM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Honestly? hehe...

Lets just say it was some time this week


and i repeat, lucky bastard


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 04:56:06 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Not if someone informs Snoota of the underage laws
Like that's going to stop him. :P


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 04:56:26 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Isis Pandoria!
Oh. Well. Then not until this sum-

If you or Snoots posts anything--ANYTHING--about this, I'm going to find where you live and kill both of you.

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-30-2002 04:57:06 PM
last night
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-30-2002 04:57:22 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz Model 2000 was programmed to say:
If you or Snoots posts anything--ANYTHING--about this, I'm going to find where you live and kill both of you.

I'm bringing a laptop and my webcam!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-30-2002 04:57:44 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz said this about your mom:
If you or Snoots posts anything--ANYTHING--about this, I'm going to find where you live and kill both of you.


Duh. Of course not. I'll just have to make sure he left his webcam in Las Vegas.

wtf??

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 04:58:11 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm bringing a laptop and my webcam!
Thattaboy.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-30-2002 04:58:45 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm bringing a laptop and my webcam!


Oh, NO you WON'T!!

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-30-2002 04:58:55 PM
No offence but i don't want to see snoota doing anyone.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-30-2002 04:59:29 PM
Offense.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 04:59:29 PM
quote:
mog thought about the meaning of life:

and i repeat, lucky bastard

ohno look at me my name is mog and i cry because my social life has crashed and burned boohoo

Get over it already. Also, I'd like you to get over the me flaming you for grammar thing because that stopped A LONG TIME AGO IN a GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY. You seem to hold some grudge (like in my something awful thread) against me because of long ago performed actions.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-30-2002 05:00:39 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota's fortune cookie read:
Offense.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-30-2002 05:02:44 PM
Uh, Waisz, might that have been more appropriate for a PM rather than in this rather light-hearted thread?

Aw heck. This might have been as well.

Can't win today.

Now, if I were suddenly to get a plane ticket to a certain city in a certain Midwestern state...

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