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Topic: I stole Maradon's walllet!
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 05-12-2002 05:53:00 PM
And I baked it into a cassarole! He'll never find it there
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-12-2002 05:54:10 PM
Until he.. reads this thread..?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 05-12-2002 05:54:52 PM
QUICK QUICK HIDE THE THREAD HIDE THE THREAD!!
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-12-2002 05:55:35 PM
I like you more and more every time you post
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-12-2002 05:55:51 PM
Edit it? :\
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 05-12-2002 05:57:53 PM
quote:
D stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Edit it? :\

No silly! He'll find it in the cassarole when he eats it. Actually he'll see that I baked a cassarole and notice his wallet is missing and put two and two together.

The important part is that it was great fun!

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 05-12-2002 05:59:33 PM
quote:
Seurenna spewed forth this undeniable truth:
No silly! He'll find it in the cassarole when he eats it. Actually he'll see that I baked a cassarole and notice his wallet is missing and put two and two together.

This is Maradon we're talking about here.

Humour. Someone hadda say it.

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Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 05-12-2002 06:03:20 PM
Question is if you're a good enough cook that he can tell, see...if you're not, then he'll sink his teeth into it and not even notice til it's too late.

See that's why you fake being a lousy cook in the first place.
*grins*

I'm good at not having to do things the hard way.

[ 05-12-2002: Message edited by: Ah'Kiam ]

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-12-2002 06:36:58 PM
Riiiight.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Maradon!
posted 05-12-2002 06:59:19 PM
You made the mistake of threatening to steal my wallet beforehand. I had the foresight to pick up a cheap dummy wallet at work and set it in the usual place that I set my wallet.

HAR HAR HAR!

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 05-12-2002 07:03:06 PM
This family scares me.
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Steven Steve
posted 05-12-2002 07:49:51 PM
hehe I hope you emptied it out

poor guy

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Ryuujin
posted 05-12-2002 07:51:53 PM
quote:
Soldar stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
This family scares me.

You seen "The Osbournes" yet?

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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 05-12-2002 08:58:05 PM
Kinda puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
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Pavarin
Pancake
posted 05-13-2002 04:00:14 AM
You baked his wallet?

YOU MONSTER!!
THINK ABOUT THE POOR DEFENCELESS MOTHS!!!


(ok, im done now, its too early for me, time for a cat nap...)

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2002 07:22:27 AM
This isn't like the time you said you filled his bag with tampons and it turned out you did no such thing, is it? 'Cause casseroled wallet would be pretty funny.
Gydyon
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(and billing you for it) since 2001

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-13-2002 07:34:21 AM
quote:
From the book of Gydyon, chapter 3, verse 16:
This isn't like the time you said you filled his bag with tampons and it turned out you did no such thing, is it? 'Cause casseroled wallet would be pretty funny.
Translation: We want proof via webcam!
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2002 07:35:39 AM
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Nobody really understood why Ford Prefect wrote:
We want proof via webcam!

[ 05-13-2002: Message edited by: Gydyon ]

Gydyon
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 05-13-2002 08:41:19 AM
The real question is what kind of cassarole she baked.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-13-2002 09:56:12 AM
Darn, Maradon replied before I could make a comment about two and two adding up to three.
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 05-13-2002 09:58:08 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift spewed forth this undeniable truth:
The real question is what kind of cassarole she baked.

A wallet and ten-spot cassarole, duh.

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Maradon!
posted 05-13-2002 07:04:37 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Gydyon was all like:
This isn't like the time you said you filled his bag with tampons and it turned out you did no such thing, is it? 'Cause casseroled wallet would be pretty funny.

No, she actually had filled my pencil pouch with maxi pads that one time. Fortunatly I noticed the unusual bulge in the pencil pouch before opening it.

I just denied it ever happened to spoil her enjoyment of the moment.

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