And of course mine:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a town mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the return of the antichrist. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
I like mine.
Ozius
quote:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will demonstrate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will demonstrate your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. [ 04-28-2002: Message edited by: Giantt ]
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Town\'s Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fear, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
quote:
From the book of Adrecia, chapter 3, verse 16:
Giantt! That's my plan.
That's just freaky.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Town\'s Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your secret death ray, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
Who's Behind This?
Today's Evil Plan is:
quote:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
[ 04-28-2002: Message edited by: Pesco ]
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your armageddon clock, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
quote:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will demonstrate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Go powah!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!quote:[/QUOTE]
Pesco wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Lets play a game of:Who's Behind This?
Today's Evil Plan is:
[QUOTE]Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
That one is easy...Richard SimmonsAl Gore.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of mad scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man\'s comprehension. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
quote:
Waisztarroz said this about your mom:
That one is easy...Richard SimmonsAl Gore.
.... No
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of Mt. Rushmore. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with metal, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
___
They didn't have monkeys, so I had to take stormtroopers.
BTW, my guess to Pesco's riddle is Diablo.
quote:[/QUOTE]
Nobody really understood why Pesco wrote:
Lets play a game of:Who's Behind This?
Today's Evil Plan is:
[QUOTE]Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Bill Gates, duh :P
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man\'s comprehension. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about John Romero:
Name this video game villain!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Town\'s Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your secret death ray, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Kefka
quote:
Arttemis the Twink was naked while typing this:
Name this video game villain!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Town\'s Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your secret death ray, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Kefka! The most evil of evil villains! Terra, Doma Castle, and the Light of Judgement, in order no less! Bwahaha!!
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of mad scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It\'s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man\'s comprehension. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Archers Roxxors!
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Taeldian wrote:
Bill Gates, duh :P
We have a winner!
What took yall so long? 
quote:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of mutant race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man\'s comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of mutant race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
