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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 04-08-2002 01:56:58 AM
I need to get the depression caused by my currrent situation out of my head, so I'm gonna ask...

as for my fave part, it's when Princess' Vespa's hair got singed... and her violent reaction to that..

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KnightSword
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posted 04-08-2002 02:00:00 AM
"This is the part of the movie that is happening now.

What happened to then?

We missed it.

Well bring it back!"

I like the whole temporal twist thang. It's keen. :-D

--KnightSword

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-08-2002 02:15:57 AM
Them watching the tape of Spaceballs is definately the best.

With the, 'I'm surrounded by Assholes!' coming in a close second.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-08-2002 02:53:14 AM
I like the time shift thing too, I like this the best though because we live it:

"Even in the FUTURE nothing works!"

I say that around work all the time

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-08-2002 07:27:54 AM
I like the 'Surrounded by assholes' part myself as the funniest
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-08-2002 07:29:24 AM
The dancing alien.

"Oh no, not again!"

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-08-2002 07:41:20 AM
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
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Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 04-08-2002 07:45:09 AM
The ending credits.

Terrible, Terrible movie...In my opinion anyway.

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 04-08-2002 08:11:22 AM
quote:
Dead Tired had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The ending credits.

Terrible, Terrible movie...In my opinion anyway.

BLASPHEMER!

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Death of Rats
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posted 04-08-2002 08:24:06 AM
quote:
Them watching the tape of Spaceballs is definately the best.

With the, 'I'm surrounded by Assholes!' coming in a close second.

"Even in the FUTURE nothing works!"

annnnnnd the part they go into ...duh duh duhhhhhhhhhh, PLAID DRIVE!!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Freschel Spindrift
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posted 04-08-2002 08:31:58 AM
The restaurant scene. Also "They went plaid"!
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
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The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Redmage Darkrayver
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posted 04-08-2002 09:25:17 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Them watching the tape of Spaceballs is definately the best.

With the, 'I'm surrounded by Assholes!' coming in a close second.


/me Agrees whole-heartedly

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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 04-08-2002 10:26:22 AM
Spaceballs, the Flamethrower!
My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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posted 04-08-2002 10:29:29 AM
"We Ain't Found SHIT!"

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine... Now let's see how you handle it."

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnabago.."

"No, no... it's up higher on the neck."

"Why didn't someone TELL me my ass was this big?!?"

"This is an UNLISTED Wall!!"

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 04-08-2002 11:23:16 AM
Favorite scene? I love them all!
*lurk*
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Kennatsu
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posted 04-08-2002 02:32:46 PM
Anyone remember that scene where Mortious.... er... Dark Helmet was playing with his toys?
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-08-2002 02:34:26 PM
"Whats the matter Col. Sanders? Chicken?!"
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
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posted 04-08-2002 02:36:20 PM
However,

Blazing Saddles > Spaceballs

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-08-2002 03:02:49 PM
Good Morning Vietnam > all
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 04-08-2002 03:30:07 PM
When Lonestar and Princess Vespa are about to kiss each other and then Dot wakes up with an alarm that says "VIRGIN ALERT".
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 04-08-2002 05:17:07 PM
"OH MY GOD!! SHE'S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!!!"


The giant robot guys.... geez... keep it clean....




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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-08-2002 05:38:37 PM
quote:
From the book of RPC, chapter 3, verse 16:
"We Ain't Found SHIT!"

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine... Now let's see how you handle it."

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnabago.."

"No, no... it's up higher on the neck."

"Why didn't someone TELL me my ass was this big?!?"

"This is an UNLISTED Wall!!"

YAES

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Pancake
posted 04-08-2002 05:51:56 PM
quote:
So quoth AbbigailSD:
"OH MY GOD!! SHE'S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!!!"


The giant robot guys.... geez... keep it clean....

At least get the quote right.

"It's Mega Maid, Sir! She's gone from Suck.... to Blow!!"

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-08-2002 06:14:57 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Captain Planet:
"No, no... it's up higher on the neck."
quote:
RPC got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
At least get the quote right.
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about John Romero:
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
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Pancake
posted 04-08-2002 06:19:09 PM
I thought that was what he said?

"What are you doing?"

"The.. uh.. Vulcan Neck Pinch?"

"No, no.. it's up higher on the neck."

"Like this?"

"Yeah!" *collapses*

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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DS
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posted 04-08-2002 06:26:13 PM
Darth Helmet playing with hiss dolls was just classic. Truly.
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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 04-08-2002 06:28:34 PM
I just remebered one! I dont remeber it word for word, but oh well.

"Whats the code to the atmosphere"
"Its 1....2....3....4"
"1234? Thats what an idiot would put as the combonation on his briefcase!"

"So, whats the code?"
"Its 1234, sir"
"1234? Thats the same code as my briefcase!"

*lurk*
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-08-2002 06:29:10 PM
quote:
RPC stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I thought that was what he said?
Then you haven't clicked my link and read the quotes.
quote:
Ford Prefect got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Pancake
posted 04-08-2002 06:31:25 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect was naked while typing this:
Then you haven't clicked my link and read the quotes.

Ah... Helps that one knows it's a link...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-08-2002 07:18:05 PM
You bastards have forced me to watch Spaceballs.

<goes to find his DVD!>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-08-2002 07:31:32 PM
quote:
Janus's fortune cookie read:
"Whats the matter Col. Sanders? Chicken?!"

oh yeah! that and the scene where they're combing the desert. Geez i havent seen that moive in forever... i need to rent it...
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Kennatsu
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posted 04-08-2002 09:49:36 PM
hehe... can anyone tell me what SpaceBalls products were being um.. er... plugged?
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Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
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posted 04-08-2002 09:55:52 PM
The ending fight scene between Lonestar and Dark Helmet was my favorite...

"At last we meet for the first time for the last time."

"Lonestar, I am your father's brother's cousin's former roomate.
So what does that make us?
Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!"

"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! Now, let us see how well you handle it!"

"Say goodbye to your two friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago."

Classic stuff.

-Tok

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-08-2002 10:04:30 PM
*fastfowards tape to present*

"What is this?"

"It's the future sir, it is filming us right now!"

*looks behind him*

*looks at screen*

*looks behind him*

"What am I looking at!?"

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Malkav
C'mon, fear the fangs... plz
posted 04-09-2002 01:04:27 AM
I always liked the marrage scene.

"Whats your name?"

"Barf."

"No your full name."

"Barfolomu."

"Are you getting married?"

Silently, the unnamed Senshi drew a small jewel-hilted athame from some form of pocket-space, and lightly ran it across the back of her left hand. Good, she wasn't one of those fools that slashed their palm open whenever one of the various reasons to use blood arose. I did the same with my own vorpal-bladed athame. It was a much plainer affair than my counterpart's, but I bet hers couldn't call up a higher-level demon just by carving a smiley face in the ground.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-09-2002 01:17:06 AM
RIG, Murdoc, you were both wrong. DOWN on the neck, not up.

GUARD What the hell are you doing?
LONE STARR: The Vulcan neck pinch?
GUARD No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
LONE STARR: Like this?
GUARD Yeah!
(Guard falls to the ground)
LONE STARR: Thanks!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-09-2002 02:25:32 AM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about pies:
RIG, Murdoc, you were both wrong. DOWN on the neck, not up.

GUARD What the hell are you doing?
LONE STARR: The Vulcan neck pinch?
GUARD No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
LONE STARR: Like this?
GUARD Yeah!
(Guard falls to the ground)
LONE STARR: Thanks!

Yeah, yeah... I read the quote page...

Although I'd bet YOU pulled out the movie and watched it just for that part... I still want a copy of that movie...

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-09-2002 03:05:46 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Random Insanity Generator stammered:
Yeah, yeah... I read the quote page...

Although I'd bet YOU pulled out the movie and watched it just for that part... I still want a copy of that movie...


No need, I watched it recently while waiting for UPS to deliver Golden Sun.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-09-2002 03:23:39 AM
quote:
Dead Tired's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
The ending credits.

Terrible, Terrible movie...In my opinion anyway.

PHILISTINE!

And Drys, do you like that game? I think it's pretty damn awesome.


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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-09-2002 03:33:04 AM
^^

quote:
Lyinar had this to say about (_|_):
And Drys, do you like that game? I think it's pretty damn awesome.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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