I hate you all, fuckchops.
You must be smoking something. Something very, very, strong.
I'd imagine that'd still work.
You can headshot people with knifes.
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How.... Black Mage.... uughhhhhh:
Aimbot with a knife...I'd imagine that'd still work.
You can headshot people with knifes.
Headshot with the alt-fire knife attack = instant kill, even with 100 health, 100 armor, and a helmet.
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Khyron obviously shouldn't have said:
I'm smoking ASS.
Ewwwwwww....
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Knight Rider:
Ewwwwwww....
Go random quote generator.
God, I'm so bored at work today.
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From the book of Khyron, chapter 3, verse 16:
My alarm clock says 'Go Go Go!' at me when it rings.
Holy shit, that would be awesome!
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D Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Holy shit, that would be awesome!
Not after 30 times.
"GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO G--*SMASH*"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj was listening to Cher while typing:
Not after 30 times.
I'd name it Nem-X. He never shuts up with 'Go Go Go' messages.
But then I'd be afraid of it headshotting me when I wake up.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Khyron said:
Oh yeah, Karnaj cheats bad. He fires high-caliber bullets out of his anus.
No, he can actually do that in real life too.
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the knife use a SUPER SECRIT KNIFE SCRIPT that I cannot duplicate
Trying to tell us someting? 
Finaly someone called me a cheater, that made my day thanks khyron!
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Skaw had this to say about Duck Tales:
No, he can actually do that in real life too.
Yup. It's not cheating if you can shit bullets.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yup. It's not cheating if you can shit bullets.
It's just painful.
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Nobody really understood why Dr. Vorbis wrote:
It's just painful.
After the calluses form, it's not too bad.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
After the calluses form, it's not too bad.
I stopped shitting bullets. Turns out you're not supposed to use the gun as an enema. See, I did not know that, and uh, I got bullets up my ass.
I've been playing since [Insert original release version here], and have been playing up until [Insert current release version here]! I've been playing ever since there was only [Insert # of guns in original release version here] guns, and thereby, pwn you totally!
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Khyron's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Impossible!I've been playing since [Insert original release version here], and have been playing up until [Insert current release version here]! I've been playing ever since there was only [Insert # of guns in original release version here] guns, and thereby, pwn you totally!
Well I've been playing since it was just an idea in Cliffe and Gooseman's heads! I was even the camera man when they made love with your mom, so I got to keep the tape! They told me the secret to owning in CS when I washed their cats! THEREFORE!!!@?/ I pwn you all the time except if you chaet.
P.S. Glocks are still damn useful, accuracy on it rules.
Granted, I've never played against you, but since you have never killed me, you are not a cheaterer.
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Khyron wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You've never killed meGranted, I've never played against you, but since you have never killed me, you are not a cheaterer.
If I could find the top 20 thingy, and find myself, I could probably tell you for sure whether that's true or not. But it'd take too long because I was never on the top 20 or anything special like that.
Counter-Strike players are known throughout the world as being the most aggressive, obnoxious, hyperactive creatures in existence. They're single-minded nutballs who only take a break from playing Counter-Strike to talk about guns, eat, update their clan site, write stories about guns, eat, draw pictures of guns, or eat guns. This mindless, one track devotion makes them the perfect killing machines... and since they claim to already be so knowledgeable in guns and the art of killing, they won't even need any training! All we do is box them up, ship them across the sea, load em into another plane, and drop them out of a plane over Afghanistan! Parachutes would be optional. The ensuing confusion would render the Taliban helpless:
COUNTER-STRIKE PLAYER #1: "DUDE! Afghanistan is just like de_dust!"
COUNTER-STRIKE PLAYER #2: "Double-you tee eff?!? This AWP is a lot heavier than in the game! How the fuck-zor am I supposed to jump around with this?!?"
COUNTER-STRIKE PLAYER #1: "DUDE! I'm going to run to the right over here." (Runs to the right) "Okay, now I'm just going to kind of walk around in circles and crouch randomly."
COUNTER-STRIKE PLAYER #2: "Hey, that Army guy said he was going to give me dual Desert Eagles, but my backpack is just full of sand! That fag!"
COUNTER-STRIKE PLAYER #1: (Running into wall) "What did you say? Something about lag?"
TALIBAN SOLDIER: (Shoots them to death) "kekekekekekekekeke, jajajajajaja!"
Although Counter-Strike players won't really make an elite fighting force as I originally thought, they will cause the Taliban to waste precious bullets. Also they'll probably free up a shitload of bandwidth across the country, which means everybody else will have faster access to Japanese schoolgirl death porn. We could even force them to swallow tiny camera, so when their stomachs explode from incoming gunfire, audiences across America will get a live-action view of the evil Taliban soldiers. The crowds would probably cheer. So on second thought, let's remove the cameras and instead replace them with cantaloupe because I've always wanted to see somebody swallow a whole cantaloupe at once.
