Yes...
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Gay sex! RUN!
[ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: mog ]
ok, now their useing hilarious insults such as your so ugly you tired to take a bath and the water jumped out
[ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: Isis Pandoria ]
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
quote:
mog was listening to Cher while typing:
ok, now their useing hilarious insults such as your so ugly you tired to take a bath and the water jumped out
Now that's funny. I'm gonna remember that one.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Now that's funny. I'm gonna remember that one.
Me too. Dude, your mom's so ugly, she tried to take a bath.
...
DAMNIT!
pwease head shoot him nem-x
[ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: mog ]
oh, and if anyones bored, rALPhStAr2001 on aim, just dont say i sent you
I can try and scare the shit out of him
do you have anything else besdides the Nickname? I can't search for him unless I have a lot of other stuff [ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: Red Mage ]
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about Captain Planet:
How old is this kid?
and roughly where does he live?I can try and scare the shit out of him
do you have anything else besdides the Nickname? I can't search for him unless I have a lot of other stuff
hes in 6th grade, i think he said hes 12, and i think he lives somewhere near the brookyn bride, i know his first name is ralph, not sure baout his last.
quote:
mog said this about your mom:
hes in 6th grade, i think he said hes 12, and i think he lives somewhere near the brookyn bride, i know his first name is ralph, not sure baout his last.
How does this sound.
"Hey Ralph, I've seen you around town. I think your Sexy. Now whip out that thing of yours so I can see it right now." 
Well, then mention I'm a 30 year old male
think it'd flip him out enough? [ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: Red Mage ]
Session Start (AIM - RedMage3C:rALPhStAr2001): Thu Apr 04 16:52:13 2002
RedMage3C: Hey Ralph, I've seen you around town. I think your Sexy. Now whip out that thing of yours so I can see it right now.
rALPhStAr2001: ok mog ur gay
RedMage3C: Come on, I know you just Love guys in their 30s
RedMage3C: You can ride my Harley anyday
rALPhStAr2001: thnx for the sn mog now i can boot u wit 2 names
RedMage3C: who's Mog?
rALPhStAr2001: u
rALPhStAr2001: mog111111111111
RedMage3C: Is taht what you call your little thingie?
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
rALPhStAr2001: mog
RedMage3C: LoL, you really are as dumb as you look on the street
rALPhStAr2001: ur an asshole
rALPhStAr2001: and ur gay
rALPhStAr2001: i can tell by ur font
rALPhStAr2001: im not stupid
rALPhStAr2001: u are
RedMage3C: Don't you want to see what I look like for real?
RedMage3C: (Link: www.goatse.cx)www.goatse.cx
rALPhStAr2001: nah
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
rALPhStAr2001: dont wanna see
RedMage3C: How can you prove I am who you say I am
RedMage3C: and what are ya, a HomoPhobe?
rALPhStAr2001: nah
RedMage3C: Hah, I knew it, A man still in the closet
rALPhStAr2001: yeah cuz ur scared of me
RedMage3C: Come on, give me a lil tongue
RedMage3C: I won't bite, HARD
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
rALPhStAr2001: gay fuck
RedMage3C: Promise or threat?
rALPhStAr2001: nothin
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
RedMage3C: Damn straight Sailor!
RedMage3C: Now come over here so I can give your fudge a little packing
*** rALPhStAr2001 signed off at Thu Apr 04 16:59:34 2002.
(bonus points for the use of the goetse site)
(Man he's stupid)
Session Start (AIM - RedMage3C:rALPhStAr2001): Thu Apr 04 17:03:10 2002
rALPhStAr2001: who are u u gay faf
rALPhStAr2001: fag
RedMage3C: All you need to know is that you can call me "mistress"
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
rALPhStAr2001: gay
rALPhStAr2001: gay
rALPhStAr2001: gay
rALPhStAr2001: ur mog
rALPhStAr2001: bro
rALPhStAr2001: or someting
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
RedMage3C: Uh Hunh, you bet I'm gay, and I'm gonna give your ass a pounding
rALPhStAr2001: see ur gay
RedMage3C: I still don't know what your going on about this Mog?
rALPhStAr2001: mog111111111111111
RedMage3C: I mean, I've heard of street slang, but this one's new
rALPhStAr2001: damn ur gay
RedMage3C: That's what 10 years in the Navy does to you Sailor
RedMage3C: Now bend over so I can inspect your porthole
rALPhStAr2001: ur gay
rALPhStAr2001: bye
*** rALPhStAr2001 signed off at Thu Apr 04 17:07:14 2002.
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!!!! THE BASTARD MUST DIE!!!!
TIEM FOR SOME DIEVIENE INTREVENTEION! LOL!1111!!!!!!!
Comeone people, Flood this guy
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!rAlPhStAr2001 signed on at 4:26:45 PM.
talk n3rdy to me: Hello!
rAlPhStAr2001: screw u
talk n3rdy to me: I'm your escort, that's my job.
rAlPhStAr2001: stop bothering me
rAlPhStAr2001: fuck u
rAlPhStAr2001: bitch
talk n3rdy to me: But we made a date!
rAlPhStAr2001: mogs firned
rAlPhStAr2001: fuck u
talk n3rdy to me: Let me reiterate...that's my job!
rAlPhStAr2001: i made a date wihtXtremeDudettheB
rAlPhStAr2001: so fuck u
talk n3rdy to me: Oh, okay!
talk n3rdy to me: Are you going to fuck her afterward?
rAlPhStAr2001: yup
talk n3rdy to me: Wow. Two hits in one night. You such a dog, dawg.
rAlPhStAr2001: hell no
rAlPhStAr2001: stupid nigga
talk n3rdy to me: So, after homosexual insults don't work, you resort to racial slurs. Typical.
rAlPhStAr2001: shut the fuck up
rAlPhStAr2001: shut up dick
talk n3rdy to me: Only if I can have you, baby!
rAlPhStAr2001: ur gay
talk n3rdy to me: So you're calling me a lesbian, then. What's your point? ;-)
rAlPhStAr2001: no ur gay
rAlPhStAr2001: bye
rAlPhStAr2001 signed off at 4:30:57 PM.
This guy just walks into them himself I swear
quote:
Kloie was naked while typing this:
rAlPhStAr2001: i made a date wihtXtremeDudettheB
thats amazing, being on her blocked list and everything
Er, Mog, I think you should ask yourself 'is she worth it'? I mean, if she has the weird urge to go out with 12 year old pokemon loving homophobes with the intelligence quota of a dog with ticks and fleas, what's that say about you?
I sent this, still waiting for a reply. I'll keep you posted if you really want to hear about it.
Mithrand2002: Ralphy are you there? Come show me your thing. ;-)
Archers Roxxors!
quote:
Verily, Dan Hibiki doth proclaim:
SuperTauntDan: The thing is, I'm not gay. Sorry to break your POKEMON LOVING DREAMS.
ROOFLE.
Mithrand2002: Oh ralphy, yes ralphy yes, YES YES YES OH YES!!!!!!
Mithrand2002: Hmmm, that was good, more plz. ;-) :P
Archers Roxxors!
and dan, yes, shes worth it, and much much more, she only wnet out with him out of pitty affter he kept asking ehr for like 6 months straigh and she dumped him like 2 days later
got our first kiss within 2 hours of meeting each other on the dance floor
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Red Mage said this:
the dance floor
Disco redmage likes disco music ;P [ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: mog ]
My best friend went to her school...we've both graduated...she's got one year left in school
On of my old friends at her school introduced us, and we hit it off immediately
hailstormjuly: Hello, my name is Dinah, and I'll be your dominatrix for this evening. We'll start with a nice relaxing foray in the hot tub, and move up to the shackles, torture, and loosing the nymphomaniac on you. I assure you it'll be quite a fun time, btu... hm, problem. Since I am friends with mog, that must make me gay, right? Oh, my mistake. Since I'm quite obviously a lesbian, I'll go make sweet love to some chick. You obviously don't need my services. Bye now!
