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Maradon!
posted 04-02-2002 07:01:10 AM
Ok ok, here's how my quote game is played.

You locate and post a quote that is completely meaningless and irrelevant to any situation, save the one it was quoted from. It can be from a movie, play, video game, whatever.

I'll start.

"Safety? Danger? What does it matter. Neither of you know where the secret entrance to the Colossus is."
--The Colossus of Rhodes, Mirimax pictures

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-02-2002 07:08:19 AM
"Lemoncurry?"
-Monthy Python's Flying Circus, BBC
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-02-2002 07:12:05 AM
"who shot the what now"

-jasper, the simpsons


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-02-2002 07:12:59 AM
Alex - "im just going upto the bus travel office guys"
Andrew - "why you wanna go there?"
Alex - "'cause i wanna buy a bus... Why are you guys all laughing?!? i'm serious!!"

Conversation between two of my friends sometime a few months back.

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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-02-2002 08:36:13 AM
From Sam & Max: Hit the Road
Max- "Like Fruitcake!"
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 04-02-2002 09:25:02 AM
"Don't Breathe"
-The Fifth Element

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-02-2002 09:27:27 AM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about (_|_):
From Sam & Max: Hit the Road
Max- "Like Fruitcake!"
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 04-02-2002 09:29:49 AM
"This monkey's gonna spank you good!"
-spoken by Sten, Breath of Fire 2.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-02-2002 09:31:43 AM
"YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!" -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-02-2002 09:35:38 AM
"Well...look at these morose motherfuckers right here, smells like someone shit in their cereal, bong!...heh that was funny, come on in"
Holden, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Edit: damn karn stole my movie

[ 04-02-2002: Message edited by: Reynar ]

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-02-2002 09:38:46 AM
It's so very quotable, I think they'll let it slide.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-02-2002 10:35:55 AM
"But I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

-Dante Clerks

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-02-2002 10:39:55 AM
"Im going to burn this building down." - Marvin (I think), Office Space
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Skaw
posted 04-02-2002 11:07:13 AM
I hate pimps!
Pims are bad!
- Noa, Legend of Legaia, during the funniest part of the game.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-02-2002 11:11:15 AM
quote:
Tegadil had this to say about Punky Brewster:
"Im going to burn this building down." - Marvin (I think), Office Space

"I'll, I'll set the building on fire."

And it's Milton.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Maradon!
posted 04-02-2002 11:23:38 AM
"May I have the curved deoscibule, please?"

--The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-02-2002 11:25:51 AM
quote:
D impressed everyone with:
"I'll, I'll set the building on fire."

And it's Milton.

Tomato, celery, 's all good.

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-02-2002 11:27:24 AM
"On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot... It is a silly place..."

Monty python, the quest for the holy grail.

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-02-2002 12:08:55 PM
dante: 47, my girlfriend sucked 47 dicks

randal: in a row?

clerks


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Peter
Pancake
posted 04-02-2002 12:14:56 PM
"Bring me as many naked women as my poor eyes can stand"
-Max
from Sam and Max hit the Road
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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-02-2002 12:42:40 PM
quote:
mog had this to say about Knight Rider:
dante: 47, my girlfriend sucked 47 dicks

randal: in a row?

clerks


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"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-02-2002 01:24:44 PM
"I BLOW MY NOSE AT YOU! You empty headed food drop water, IIIII FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! Your mother was a hampter, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Ah, no. Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!"
French Guy, and Sir Galahad, Monty Python and the holy grial.
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-02-2002 03:40:09 PM
So, someone blows his nose, and you want me to gather his snot? (It's as close as I can get it)

(Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters)

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 04-02-2002 03:46:38 PM
"I no find yummies in this city, so we cook you for breakfast!"

- A certain fork-wielding, apron-clad s/he from FF9.

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-02-2002 04:08:49 PM
I need scissors. 61!

~ "The Colonel," from Metal Gear Solid 2

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-02-2002 04:22:52 PM
I love you, sarge
~Terran guy about to die (Starcraft)
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-02-2002 04:49:43 PM
"You masturbate more than anyone on the planet."
"Shit, everyone knows that! Tell me somethin' they don't know!"
"When ya do it, you're thinkin' about guys
*Silent Bob gives Jay a strange look*
"...Dude not all the time."

Conversation between Chris Rock (The Prophet) and Jason Mewes (Jay) in Dogma

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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-02-2002 04:52:09 PM
"Do you know what Nemesis means? It is: A righteous infliction of retribution, administered by an aparopriate agent. In this case, personified by a terrible c***: Me"

From Snatch, Brick Top talking to Sol and Vinny before their deaths...

Ozius

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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-02-2002 04:55:20 PM
Oh, and now that I see everyone is posting Clerks...

"It's funny. I hate people but I love gatherings."

Randal, my hero.

Ozius

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-02-2002 04:58:40 PM
"THOU SHALL NOT KILL, REMEMBER?! Just what kinda church man are you anyhow?"
Vash The Stampede, (Trigun)
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-02-2002 05:00:00 PM
Oh yea!

"Heavy is good...heavy is reliable...if it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it.."

Boris the Blade/Boris the Bullet Dodger from Snatch

Ozius

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-02-2002 05:22:40 PM
why do fireflies always die so soon
-sieta, grave of the fireflies

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-02-2002 05:27:20 PM
Yes, Satan? Oh, sorry sir, you sounded like someone else.- Ace Ventura(Jim Carrey)
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 04-02-2002 09:48:07 PM
"I can't be late to work anymore man..I've been late 5 times this week already!" "really?" "yeah, and it's only tuesday." -Cheech and Chong.
"TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!" -Animal house.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-02-2002 09:53:18 PM
"I BRING YOU THESE 15- *crash!* ...TEN COMMANDMENTS!"

-Moses, History of the World Part 1

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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 04-02-2002 09:56:26 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Freschel Spindrift was all like:
So, someone blows his nose, and you want me to gather his snot? (It's as close as I can get it)

(Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters)


"Somebody blows thier nose, and you want to keep it?"

And, my Clerks quote...


"TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!"

"Hey, get back here....."

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-02-2002 09:57:42 PM
Megan- "Cheers are suppsoed to be simple, make people feel good"
Ghram- "No, Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels, orgasms make people feel good"
-But I'm a Cheerleader (i know none have you have seen it, its a conversation between two lesbains, greatest cheesy movie EVA)
and to go with a theme...
"oh yeah i can to, i'll use my orgasmo-radar"- Orgasmo
ah top notch films
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-02-2002 09:58:42 PM
Who is this stranger with pecks like melon?

Crow, Mystery Science Theator 3000

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 04-03-2002 05:43:51 AM
"This is a 14th century hungarian crossbow. It has killed a King, and changed the history of Europe. If you mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass."

Douche Bagelo, Male Gigalo.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-03-2002 05:54:32 AM
"Today, we are doing... How To Protect Yourself From Fresh Fruit."
"Aww, we've done fresh fruit for the last 9 weeks! Can't we do pointed sticks?"
"Pointed sticks? So, he wants to learn how to defend himself from pointed sticks?! Well, when a homicidal maniac charges at you with a bunch of loganberries, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME!"

-And Now For Something Completely Different (Monty Pyton)

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