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Topic: What's your favorite piece of the gun?
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-31-2002 07:48:09 PM
Myself, I like the trigger.
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 03-31-2002 07:48:52 PM
Shooty boomy thingy.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-31-2002 07:49:07 PM
I like the metal bit that flies out at high speed and nails people in the head. Either head.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-31-2002 07:49:08 PM
You just couldn't let it be, could you?
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-31-2002 07:50:33 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
You just couldn't let it be, could you?

Don't forget the "What's your favorite piece of the chicken" thread.

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nem-x
posted 03-31-2002 07:50:54 PM
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-31-2002 07:51:28 PM
I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, right. The shell casings.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-31-2002 07:53:10 PM
The whole thing!
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 03-31-2002 07:59:59 PM
The crosshair.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-31-2002 08:01:22 PM
The nugget!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-31-2002 08:04:24 PM
The thing you point at what you want to die. or the butt. Wait thats a rifle, nevermind...
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-31-2002 08:17:20 PM
Um...the...Trigger
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-31-2002 08:22:20 PM
The white dot that shows me where the bullet goes.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-31-2002 08:31:42 PM
The grip.

mmm... nothing is better than a personally sculpted, comfortable, no-slip grip. I could just lie there, all day rifle in hand. All it takes to ruin it is a bad grip ~_o

Gork
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 08:34:59 PM
quote:
Suchii was naked while typing this:
The grip.

mmm... nothing is better than a personally sculpted, comfortable, no-slip grip. I could just lie there, all day rifle in hand. All it takes to ruin it is a bad grip ~_o


That... And the Trigger and Barrel Are Important too...

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Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 08:39:28 PM
i like the Cold metal feeling againts my skin ... the smell of the gun powder & the oil togeter ...

i like my guns cold black.

but my favort part it the clicp ... i just LOVE loading a gun

*sigh whit a smile*

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-31-2002 08:41:22 PM
I like the sounds of firearms. *chhk* *chik-chik* *BLAM*.

Shotguns are the best, though... ain't nothing that's not of the female persuasion that makes a better sound than a shotgun.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-31-2002 09:41:58 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about Pirotess:
I like the sounds of firearms. *chhk* *chik-chik* *BLAM*.

Shotguns are the best, though... ain't nothing that's not of the female persuasion that makes a better sound than a shotgun.


I'm gonna agree with Artty here.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-31-2002 09:56:38 PM
There is so much repressed sexual energy in this thread that the spooge is actually leaking from between the posts.

Ack! It's on my shoes. EWWWWW.

*tromps off, feet sticking to the floor much like one's do in a movie theater*

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-31-2002 09:59:05 PM
quote:
Karnaj impressed everyone with:
There is so much repressed sexual energy in this thread that the spooge is actually leaking from between the posts.

Ack! It's on my shoes. EWWWWW.

*tromps off, feet sticking to the floor much like one's do in a movie theater*


There is not =P

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-31-2002 10:00:28 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
There is not =P

Yes there is.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-31-2002 10:02:20 PM
quote:
D Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Yes there is.

No there isn't! It's my thread, I'd never let that happen to it!

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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 10:03:14 PM
The fine ass...errr..the butt :P
Maradon!
posted 03-31-2002 10:12:07 PM
Scope. Definatly. The scope.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-31-2002 10:14:58 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by D:
Yes there is.

D has spoken. So it shall be!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-01-2002 01:37:39 AM
Kind of a tossup between the scope on a nice caliber rifle or the grip on a 12 gauge pump...

And I don't care WHAT language you speak, there is NO mistaking the sound of a 12 gauge in the darkness. Nothing says "pain" quite the same...

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-01-2002 02:11:39 AM
definately the grip... having small hands makes it tough to find just the perfect grip, and when I do, it's a wonderful feeling to have my hand wrapped around it...


mmmmmmmmmm 44 magnum

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-01-2002 06:54:56 AM
quote:
Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The nugget!

HEY, that's my line!

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-01-2002 09:35:47 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift's account was hax0red to write:
HEY, that's my line!

HA! Beat you to it! You're gonna have to be quicker than that, my friend!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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