-We've all been deceived for some time now by Mortious. He once had us believe he was an animated suit of armor, but recent studies show that he is, in fact, a ventriloquist dummy brought to life.
-All of Azymyth's accounts are actually three personalities of the same person. That's right...Azymyth has three heads.
-The reason none of us can defeat Bloodsage in flame combat is because he is actually a creature of myth, much like the bogeyman. If you simply stop believing in him, he will stop posting.
-Karnaj, Gydyon and Vorbis have recently formed a boyband. Be sure to look for The Backdoor Boys' first album: "Would you please pass the Ex-Lax, my heart is constipated over you."
-We all have our own little strange habits, but Lashanna's is just sick. Every Sunday, she goes out to the Carribean for some scuba diving, and makes out with the puffer fish. The aquatic life protection agency has slapped her with 12 different cases of sexual harrassment.
-Kagrama gets all of his advice and inspiration from a massive hog that talks like Foghorn Leghorn. "Boy, ah say boy, why don'tcha just make a lil' ol' post that don't make sense now?"
-Mightion has dreams of doing broadway performances with Tom Jones.
-Drysart conveys an obssession with Legolas to hide his true passion: SAMWISE.
-Ja`Deth isn't actually human. He's actually a fetus crossbred with a set of bagpipes.
-Nem-x has been responsible for the following assassinations/attempts: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, Busta Rhymes, and The Cookie Monster.
-In response to the Backdoor Boys, Bajah cloned himself and formed his own musical group. Needless to say, after their producers suggested they make a song called "Who Let the Hobbits Out?" The "Bajah Men" were soon disbanded.
-It is believed that one of the Bajahclones is working at McDonald's with Snoota. Snoota reports that he finally has someone to feel superior to.
-Big Macs are made of people.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
*sings the C is for cookie song while preparing to take him down*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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nem-x got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
The cookie monster will not escape my wrath!*sings the C is for cookie song while preparing to take him down*
Don't touch my minion! :P <pounces on Nem and steals his mad headshot skillz!> ^.^
This post has been brought to you by ICKY 56k [ 03-31-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
RUMORS!
-Karnaj, Gydyon and Vorbis have recently formed a boyband. Be sure to look for The Backdoor Boys' first album: "Would you please pass the Ex-Lax, my heart is constipated over you."
LOL, love the album title.
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
-Big Macs are made of people.
I can confirm this one.
HMMM.
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nem-x had this to say about Pirotess:
The cookie monster will not escape my wrath!*sings the C is for cookie song while preparing to take him down*
no sillie, its "C is for caucaian"
Cookie monster... You're mine!
o/~ C is for Cranial pain, that's what I'm going to inflict on you! ... o/~
*Ruvyen continues singing as he runs off, in search of the little bastard.*
Believe, damn you, believe!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
-Karnaj, Gydyon and Vorbis have recently formed a boyband. Be sure to look for The Backdoor Boys' first album: "Would you please pass the Ex-Lax, my heart is constipated over you."
We are working on our dance moves but we keep slipping on the karnaj and have to start over.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
Gydyon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
We are working on our dance moves but we keep slipping on the karnaj and have to start over.
I'm telling you, we'd do much better dancing on grating! The karnaj would just sluice through, and then we could collect and export it!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj obviously shouldn't have said:
I'm telling you, we'd do much better dancing on grating! The karnaj would just sluice through, and then we could collect and export it!
BRILLIANT!!!!!
I hear Bill Bradsky invented a karnaj collection grating for our use! He also patented a process to use karnaj to feed all the hungry people of the world! Bill Bradsky is going to make us rich!
TO BILL BRADKSY!!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
-All of Azymyth's accounts are actually three personalities of the same person. That's right...Azymyth has three heads.
quote:Yeah, really.
Azymyth had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And you just figured this out now??!
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
quote:We expected so much more from you, bud.
Rhiannah Majiss thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Yeah, really.
Thought after reading all the rumours: Jesus (Censored) Christ, if I don't stop laughing my chest cavity's going to collapse in upon itself!
Thought after seeing no rumours about me: Sadf... 
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Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
*Bares his fangs and growls*Believe, damn you, believe!
Kloie sobs and runs away screaming.
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Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
*Bares his fangs and growls*Believe, damn you, believe!
*Ruvyen refuses to believe*
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
