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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 11:38:12 PM
My face...is dry. I mean, my skin is really dry and cracking and peeling and all this shiznit. It's never happened before and it feels weird!

My skin is drawn tight across my face, and it feels like I'm a corpse! A CORPSE!

*runs off screaming!*

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Ryuujin
posted 02-24-2002 11:39:39 PM
hands parcelan a bottle of lubriderm
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Patterson Vampyr
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 12:21:21 AM
*raises Parce as a minion in his dark army of undead warriors*
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-25-2002 12:53:43 AM
A corpse is a corpse
of course, of course
And noone can post as a corpse
of course

That is of course
unless that corpse
is the famous
Mr. Parce

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 12:56:05 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Cuba:
That is of course
unless that corpse
is the famous
Mr. Parce
...

that didn't rhyme.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Fred Chook
Has a corpse rotting somewhere, even as we speak!
posted 02-25-2002 12:57:19 AM
And 'Ed' did?
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nem-x
posted 02-25-2002 04:52:32 AM
First of all..
wtf is this:

and do I want to know?

And second; my face tends to get all dry on me when I take scalding hot showers... which is almost every morning, unless there's no hot water. Lotion works fine

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Patterson Vampyr
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 04:56:54 AM
It's a shattered skull on dry grass in washed-out colours.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-25-2002 06:01:08 PM
whoops...sorry Parce, thought I was mummifying one of your legion of lookalike relatives.

Seriously, though...cocoa butter's good. I get dry, painfully-cracked skin on my elbows sometimes. Cocoa butter clears it up really quick. keeps it from happening again soon too.

on the other hand, the effects of the scent of cocoa butter close to your face might be overwhelming. Don't want to see any little prairie dogs burrowing to the beach to hoard coconuts.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-25-2002 06:03:09 PM
I always thought cocoa butter sounded tasty and wondered why it was being wasted in soap.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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