Now you're a poster on this board, eh?

I'd like to introduce everyone to Janus, another one of my friends. (Alaan is the other friend-poster).

Feel free to treat him like a new member...

He has numbers in his name. He shall be eternally flamed! Numbers in names is for AOL!

Leave my #'s alone, what did ma #'s ever do to you? huh what did they do? Did they do anything, sorry if they did...

[ 02-17-2002: Message edited by: JanusMK 961 ]

Pretty funny indeed.

Janus?

...wut..du HELLLLLL DAT MAN IAINNEVAHADSOMANNIBENFRANKLIUPMYWALBYBEFO!

(Translation: man, I haven't ever had so many Ben Franklins up in my Wallabys before.)

Yep Janus. That is my name, the short little blue haired dude.

Hey Janus, you still have that Turkey Speech around? IF so I think they would find it amusing. NOt to mention show them your Janus.

I was actually thinking about that... Well it's still laying around online some wheres here ya go. I wrought this last year for a thanksgiving on a board Alaan, Wazi, and I were on, ah the good ol' days...
Janus walks up onto a stage, in a turkey costume. "Ladies and gentlemen I would like to speak about....TURKIES." Janus looks thought some papers. "Ahem, Tomorrow is thanksgiving, or today is thanksgiving, if you live in Japan. Though I don't think that the Japanese celebrate Thanksgiving, but that's beside the point, let us move on." Janus takes a sip of water. "On thanksgiving we give thanks to things that we are grateful fore, hence the name. We stuff ourselves in a feast of, mashed potatoes, cranberries, pumpkin pie, ham, duck, green beans, and what Thanksgiving would be complete with out, a TURKY!
TURKIES are raised from birth, fattened up, then slaughter so we can snack on there drum sticks! And other tasty parts, but I'm not her to talk about that." Janus Turns over to the left. "Magus, show the first slide!" Magus can be heard crumbling. A picture of a Turkey is projected on to a screen behind Janus.
"This my friends, is a TURKY. Fat, flightless bird, weird thing hanging of it beak. Walks around going "Goble gobble gobble . We all know what one looks like, but taking some people in here, I won't mention any names." Magus yells out "Alexander, Trunks, Rem, Chad, Jack, the dragoons."
Janus continues. "I wasn't to sure. Any who back to the TURKIES. The pilgrims first hunted the TURKY because, it was fat, and flightless, easy to catch. They hunted because they where lazy. Flightless birds are easier to shoot, and if any of you start taking shoots at penguins, I'm gonna hurt you.
TURKIES are really helpful to society, they do jobs in: pubic works," A picture of a turkey wearing a hard hat is projected. "agriculture," a picture of a turkey driving a tractor is projected, "education," a picture of a turkey standing in front of a blackboard is projected. "and government. Speaking of the government. TURKIES we supposed to be the national bird, but those capitalistic pigs down in congress changed in to the Bald Eagle. Bald Eagles are really good tasting. I recommend that that you try one. In fact eat a Bald Eagles today, and save a TURKY tomorrow.
So to sum it all up. TURKIES, helpful, pretty birds. Bald Eagles, lazy bums, VERY tastier, EAT ONE! SAVE THE TURKIES!"

(can't belive I found this...)

How did you track down that board anyway...? I don't think I could find it if I wanted to.

It's still listed on Animpike, belive it or not...