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Topic: If you met Bill Gates...
Maradon!
posted 02-13-2002 08:21:33 AM
...what would you say to him?

before you answer, no, "Give me all your money please" is not an acceptable answer

I think I'd probably ask him to do an evil laugh.

You know the kind. "MUAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!"

Just because it'd be so...well, appropriate.

And then I'd video tape it and watch it whenever I needed cheering up

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 02-13-2002 08:24:13 AM
I'd ask him to buy me a cookie.

Because right now...I'd really like a cookie.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-13-2002 08:27:33 AM
I'd chat about why he dropped out of Harvard. Has always interested me.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 02-13-2002 08:28:03 AM
WILL YUO BUYS ME A FERRARI
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-13-2002 08:30:41 AM
I'd ask if I could shake his hand. I doubt I'd be capable of rational thought or an intelligent conversation.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 02-13-2002 08:35:04 AM
I'd ask for a job....
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-13-2002 09:04:16 AM
I would ask to shake his hand, and for an autograph.
Veni, vidi, vici
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-13-2002 09:11:08 AM
I would mess up his hair.
Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-13-2002 11:02:40 AM
Creme pie to face.

Seriously, I'd ask why his OS is so huge and still crap compared to the AmigaOS (which is still only one floppy disk in size)

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-13-2002 11:04:30 AM
Id ask him how the hell he puts up with all the people that bash Microsoft just because they are the big guy
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-13-2002 11:05:44 AM
I'd be all like "Hey" and stuff.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-13-2002 11:14:28 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Id ask him how the hell he puts up with all the people that bash Microsoft just because they are the big guy

By rolling around in his money, just like Scrooge McDuck.

I don't bash Microsoft, but I'm stuck using it so I do wish it was far better than it is, and having seen what a great OS could be like, I know what I want to see in Windows.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Mightion Defensor
posted 02-13-2002 11:17:17 AM
I'd ask him; "So, how much should be enough for anybody now?"
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 02-13-2002 12:17:19 PM
I would adk him for a good computer . My computer is not that great and im sure that Bill Gates has a really good computer that he could make me if i asked him really nicly. Then if he said no i would get in a fight with Bill Gates let him hurt me, then sue him adn say he attacked me for asking him if I could get one of his computers!
It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Maradon!
posted 02-13-2002 12:44:03 PM
quote:
Kanid had this to say about (_|_):
I don't bash Microsoft

Then why did you bash microsoft?

And I seriously doubt AmigaOS could run 32bit applications or have the graphic capabilities of a windows system.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-13-2002 12:46:18 PM
quote:
Kanid wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Seriously, I'd ask why his OS is so huge and still crap compared to the AmigaOS (which is still only one floppy disk in size)

Crap in terms of what?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-13-2002 12:52:21 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about John Romero:
Then why did you bash microsoft?

And I seriously doubt AmigaOS could run 32bit applications or have the graphic capabilities of a windows system.


You'd lose that bet. The Amiga was the premier rendering and video-editing machine. Babylon 5's CG was all done on an Amiga setup.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Sora
Domo Arigato
posted 02-13-2002 12:54:26 PM
I would ask him about his plans to take over the world through the use of girlscout cookies....
Maradon!
posted 02-13-2002 12:55:07 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Robocop:
You'd lose that bet. The Amiga was the premier rendering and video-editing machine. Babylon 5's CG was all done on an Amiga setup.

Well shit I was thinking of the OLD amiga os.

The new one sucks too though. 'cause I said so.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 02-13-2002 12:55:12 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Dark_Knight wrote:
I would adk him for a good computer . My computer is not that great and im sure that Bill Gates has a really good computer that he could make me if i asked him really nicly. Then if he said no i would get in a fight with Bill Gates let him hurt me, then sue him adn say he attacked me for asking him if I could get one of his computers!


mog?


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-13-2002 01:00:00 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradön? was all like:
Well shit I was thinking of the OLD amiga os.

The new one sucks too though. 'cause I said so.


That was the old Amiga OS.

I was assimilated in '94, though, so I haven't kept up with Amiga.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-13-2002 01:06:05 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradön? was all like:
Then why did you bash microsoft?

And I seriously doubt AmigaOS could run 32bit applications or have the graphic capabilities of a windows system.


As Bloodsage said, you'd lose that bet.

The AmigaOS was 32bit in 1985 when it was released. (thanks to Motorola's 32bit memory addressing in the 16bit 68000 processor) It had pre-emptive multitasking in 1985. It had a 32bit File System. It had linear memory addressing. The OS ran easily in under 256k of memory and was the size of one LOW DENSITY floppy disk.

Before Plug and Play, the Amiga's Auto-detect detected all hardware installed on boot up. The CLI and GUI were seamlessly integrated, unlike every other GUI OS out there today. It suppored long filenames from the start.

Up until the release of the Pentium III at 450MHz, my Amiga4000 with 25MHz 68040 ran circles around Windows and was my primary machine.

The Amiga could use ISA and PCI cards, in addition to it's superior (at the time) 32bit ZorroIII bus. It could emulate MSDOS/Windows and MacOS in software and/or hardware.

SeaQuest and Babylon5 both used Amigas with the Video Toaster and Lightwave to create their CG effects and displays. I believe a single Amiga4000 with Video Toaster is still being used in Dolphin stadium to control their big screen display (A project they estimated would take 10 top of the line Wintel machines)

NASA still uses Amigas for the monitoring of unmanned flights because of the stability of the OS, the fact that even though the OS never claimed to be "real time" it was the closest thing to it still available, and the fact that an Amiga restarts in under 3 seconds (A known problem with some Hard Drives which actually take ~5 seconds to spin up so they added delays in the boot up code)

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-13-2002 01:43:38 PM
I wouldn't say anything as I knocked him out and dragged him into the basement. While he was out, I would make a clone of him, and teach that clone to be nothing more than a pawn, a vessel for my selfish whims so that I could take control of the company.

And then I, I would be the puppeteer at last! KYAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Talonus
Loner
posted 02-13-2002 01:49:40 PM
I actually would ask him if he swam around in his money like Scrooge McDuck. I mean, he's gotta have a money bin somewhere right?
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 02-13-2002 01:56:04 PM
I'd ask him how fast his computer is.

Then ask for some money, though nowhere in the millions.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-13-2002 04:04:33 PM
quote:
Kanid wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Amigablahblahblah

If it was so great, why's Commodore dead?

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 02-13-2002 04:08:39 PM
Hi, like... my father has been like unemployed since October so like.... can I have 4 billion dollars? K. THX!!1@2
Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-13-2002 04:11:47 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Tron:
If it was so great, why's Commodore dead?

Because they couldn't market for shit.

Because Mehdi Ali milked their products for every penny he could, screwing the shareholders then fleeing the country.

Just because a product is far superior to everything on the market does not mean it will succeed in the marketplace.

Seriously, looking at what the Amiga could do in 1985, things that Windows is just now able to do, if they had proper funding and marketing, just imagine where computing would be today.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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