Welcome!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Comrade_Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Nein! NEIN du clampst sie der pie-holen, oder Ich whacken sie mit einem schmackenbeater!
I don't know what that means, but it involves whacking, beating, and pie.... I'm scared.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Comrade_Snoota wrote this stupid crap:
Nein! NEIN du clampst sie der pie-holen, oder Ich whacken sie mit einem schmackenbeater!
waht are yuo saying?///// maby it si spanish!!11
Yo quiero taco bell!@!~
never cross the road till the little man shows green
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Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ich bin ein sharf-schutzen! Macht du mit der ... uhm ... schpankenbooty!!
are yuo calling my sharf a schpankebooty!?!?1/
Mortious literally cries with joy.
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Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Cuba:
Oho! Der Schmackenbeater? Ich schmackenbeatsen Sie Mutter!
are yuo muttering abouts my schmackenbeater!?!?11 hmm i wishs i knew french or swedish or wahtever language taht si
More importantly, hello to the new poster 
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Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Mortious continues to sob with uncontrolled happiness.
Isn't that going to, like, make the universe implode or something?
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Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
Mortious continues to sob with uncontrolled happiness.
He grow tender spot! awwwww
*hugs the diseasey armor guy*
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Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Mortious crawls away to get the vaseline.
O_o
crawls away to get the eye gouger
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Kagrama had this to say about (_|_):
hmm i wishs i knew french or swedish or wahtever language taht si
It was a fake-German conversation between Fargo and Shaithis on the weekly Gamespy poll. The poll was about which was more fun, defending the beach or attacking it in the 'Nromandy' levels of Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Medal of Honor. It was, in my opinion, one of their funnier moments in the weekly poll.
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shaithis: Both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Medal of Honor: Allied Assault have "storming Normandy Beach" levels. The drama! Dozens of allied soldiers scrambling up a bluff of sand as mortars, grenades, artillery and machine gun fire turn them into a hail of human confetti. So the question remains: which is more fun? Offense or dee?
Fargo: Auf mit der campen sie Bunkerhausen!!
shaithis: It's pretty much a foregone conclusion where Fargo stands. The guy practically drives a German Army Jeep to work every day. In fact, just this weekend I watched him hop online and camp the MG42 for something like six hours on the Medal of Honor Normandy map.
"Hee hee! Zese bullets, zey tick-le! Heeee!"
Fargo: Ich bin ein sharf-schutzen! Macht du mit der ... uhm ... schpankenbooty!!
shaithis: OKay, okay, wait, look. This is ridiculous. How come Fargo always gets to scream the bad German? What if I want to scream the bad German? I can belt out the bad pseudo-German just as poorly as you can.
Fargo: Ja? Herr Deutsch-sprecher mit das chippen-shoulder?
shaithis: Nein! NEIN du clampst sie der pie-holen, oder Ich whacken sie mit einem schmackenbeater!
Fargo: Oho! Der Schmackenbeater? Ich schmackenbeatsen Sie Mutter!
shaithis: I'm not really sure what just happened, but I think I'm offended. [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: Comrade_Snoota ]
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Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Female Var Shir? Here?!?Mortious literally cries with joy.
pats Mort on the back
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Ryuujin wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*Kegwen goes off to cry...
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Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
Female Var Shir? Here?!?Mortious literally cries with joy.
I thought the same thing. Except I didn't cry.
I went wee wee...so...I guess your better off.
Ozius
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Kegwen Tabibito had this to say about pies:
*Kegwen goes off to cry...
wut?
Woohoo! Anudder furry onna boards!
Second Thought :
Except, every new furry always seems to aggro the drysart...
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Ryuujin had this to say about Captain Planet:
Zeph's one of our resident cute factors. Treat the cute with respect, and it'll reward you
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Mortious had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Incoming slutty Khy.
Oh, and Katashey, beware Sir.Spooge-a-lot, AKA Mortious. He has some bizarre fascination with Spooge that goes BEYOND unhealthy.
And HI!
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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De lid g am ond had this to say about John Romero:
I am going to feed you to Kloie
What makes you think that I'd be willing to eat her? I'm a very picky eater, and n00b meat doesn't taste very good unless they've been caged for a couple of days. The adrenaline of being locked up really helps the flavor, you know.
