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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-09-2002 08:28:00 PM
The second installment of Snoota's porn link! Where I am dedicated to bringing you the best porn on the net!

Today's installment is anUnnaturally huge pussy.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-09-2002 08:30:28 PM
That crosses the line into animal abuse.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 02-09-2002 08:32:49 PM
Jesus, would that even be able to walk?
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-09-2002 08:34:21 PM
Reminds me of my cousins Daschund. We call him a variety of names, but 'Lowrider' seems apt, seeing as how his stomach is almost always dragging on the ground.
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Sora
Domo Arigato
posted 02-09-2002 08:34:37 PM

WTF
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-09-2002 08:41:48 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bloodsage wrote:
That crosses the line into animal abuse.

Not so.

It crossed into animal abuse some time ago.

That IS animal abuse.

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Steven Steve
posted 02-10-2002 12:58:25 AM
That was funny

Sometimes I go to these things just to see the cats. Sometimes.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-10-2002 01:00:52 AM
You know what WOULD be funny, though?

A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD DUMBASS PUNK WITH DYED BLONDE HAIR THAT IS GELLED STRAIGHT UP!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Steven Steve
posted 02-10-2002 01:06:22 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You know what WOULD be funny, though?

A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD KID WITH DYED BLONDE HAIR!

I don't find that very funny

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-10-2002 01:11:02 AM
<swerves his car to the side of the road and jumps out, beating FazuI'mAMoron Fastfist like a dirty rug, all the while screaming about 'Great Mother Russia' and drinking a bottle of Vodka, with the funky hat on!>

Thanks Black Mage, I think it was, for the funniest mental image.. evar! in that old thread about him doing his hair.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Steven Steve
posted 02-10-2002 01:12:22 AM
I can't say I'm angry anymore. If I've truly offended you, then I'm sorry.

I'm just tired of the "pussy" pun being used over and over. O_o

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-10-2002 08:50:45 AM
What did that cat do, eat the entire freakin bag of IAMS cat food?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-10-2002 09:07:49 AM
I think the cat ate that kid's younger brother
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 02-10-2002 09:13:40 AM
quote:
Azrael/Cthon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What did that cat do, eat an entire tub of lard?

Corrected a typo.

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