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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-09-2002 03:09:23 AM
Only I could have a conversation with a porn spam bot at two thirty in the morning.

149502866(02:21 AM) :
hey babe, i found your icq# 119975998...i didn't know whether or not to send you a message but i like your details
Snoota(02:25 AM) :
This message frightens and confuses me! It reads like one of those porn spams, yet there is no porn link.
ShowGirl(02:25 AM) : http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308
Snoota(02:25 AM) :
Wee.. there it goes.
ShowGirl(02:25 AM) :
brb
Snoota(02:39 AM) :
I must say that was the best porn 'spam' I've yet recieved after about a year of using ICQ. I don't normally even read far enough to see the link, but then you send the link after a relatively normal sounding message.
ShowGirl(02:40 AM) : http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308
Snoota(02:40 AM) :
WHERE'S THE HARD CORE SHIT? THAT SITE SUCKS.
ShowGirl(02:40 AM) : http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308
Snoota(02:43 AM) :
Those girls look like they got beat with the ugly stick. Which one are you?
ShowGirl(02:43 AM) :
What, I'm offended
(at this point, I thought it was a real person for a minute)
Snoota(02:45 AM) :
LOL. This is good.
ShowGirl(02:45 AM) :
hey, i'm about to do a live show...if your interested in watching you can go here http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308
Snoota(02:46 AM) :
Were all the good looking models taken?
ShowGirl(02:46 AM) :
brb
Snoota(02:47 AM) :
Hurry back! I love you! We'll get to the /cyber when you get back.
ShowGirl(02:47 AM) :
me or one of my friend can do a live show for you at the site
Snoota(02:47 AM) :
Cool! Can you both do it? I want h0t l3sb14n acshun
ShowGirl(02:47 AM) :
What, I'm offended
Snoota(02:48 AM) :
You know. 'Hot lesbian action'. I WANT TO SEE YOU LICK HER POONANY
ShowGirl(02:48 AM) :
ooops, hon my live show is almost up...go to the site and see me http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308

ttyl
Snoota(02:48 AM) :
You know, get a piece of that poontang pie.
ShowGirl(02:48 AM) :
ooops, hon my live show is almost up...go to the site and see me http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308

ttyl
Snoota(02:49 AM) :
Perhaps you could send a message to my friend. His nickname is 'Bajah'. I think he's lonely.
ShowGirl(02:49 AM) :
i'm nineteen
Snoota(02:50 AM) :
Oh. He's like 26. Is that legal where you're from?
ShowGirl(02:50 AM) :
brb
Snoota(02:50 AM) :
Again? Got the runs? Hershey squirts?
ShowGirl(02:51 AM) :
hey, i'm about to do a live show...if your interested in watching you can go here http://www.cheekyteen.com/?settc1308
Snoota(02:51 AM) :
Yes, that's nice. Anyway, you should talk to him. Though he's a whipped little boy so you probably wouldn't get any action. Maybe you could find his BunnyChick and get permission.
ShowGirl(02:52 AM) :
sure

[ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: Comrade_Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-09-2002 03:11:30 AM
..... I'm afraid to laugh.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-09-2002 06:33:11 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about (_|_):
..... I'm afraid to laugh.

Too bad, I'm laughing my ass off.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-09-2002 06:56:53 AM
ROFL!
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-09-2002 09:09:45 AM
LOL! One thing, though...

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LINK THE REAL SITE!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-09-2002 02:50:07 PM
ROFL

ahahahhahaah

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Pavarin
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 03:00:24 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Duck Tales:
Maybe you could find his BunnyChick and get permission.

That reminds me... how is lil' miss bunnycleric?

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-09-2002 04:13:29 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
LOL! One thing, though...

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LINK THE REAL SITE!

I dunno about you, but if somebody made a post about porn and didn't supply a link I would be -pissed-. I just did it for you guys.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-09-2002 04:25:03 PM
those are quite fun Mr. Snoota. lemme find one i had.
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