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Topic: I have committed a crime against God
Steven Steve
posted 02-04-2002 08:42:24 AM
I died my hair blonde and gelled it straight up...
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 02-04-2002 08:43:18 AM
......
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 02-04-2002 08:43:20 AM
I will avoid you now.

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-04-2002 09:04:50 AM
I do believe it's legal to shoot you now.

What's the fancy word for "mercy killing" ?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-04-2002 09:12:10 AM
Congratulations. You are now one of those kids I pull over on the way to work to kick the shit out of.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-04-2002 09:32:49 AM
quote:
D had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What's the fancy word for "mercy killing" ?

Euthanasia?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-04-2002 10:38:15 AM
quote:
Fazumzen Fastfist stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I died my hair blonde and gelled it straight up...

You still need to coat yourself with luminescent paint to get that look right.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-04-2002 12:25:57 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on D!
I do believe it's legal to shoot you now.

What's the fancy word for "mercy killing" ?


Its called "Chlorinating the gene pool"

Veni, vidi, vici
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-04-2002 12:29:41 PM
Wiener
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 02-04-2002 01:17:10 PM
You ARE a crime against god.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-04-2002 01:58:13 PM
quote:
Fazumzen Fastfist thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I died my hair blonde and gelled it straight up...
Bane
BANNED
posted 02-04-2002 03:34:09 PM
quote:
Fazumzen Fastfist had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I died my hair blonde and gelled it straight up...

you pansy! you don't need to give into society be different!

you died it? or did you dyed it?

[ 02-04-2002: Message edited by: Bane ]

cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-04-2002 03:34:15 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Fazumzen Fastfist!
I died my hair blonde and gelled it straight up...

And this means what to me?

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-04-2002 03:35:51 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Tron:
Congratulations. You are now one of those kids I pull over on the way to work to kick the shit out of.
I found that really funny. Perhaps it because I can imagine some kid with the 'hair' like that just walking along the side of the road, then a car swerves over to the side of the road, and a guy who's wearing those funky hats that Russian's wear, jump out and beat the kid up all the while singing songs about 'Great Mother Russia' and slurping Vodka.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-04-2002 03:36:03 PM
I fail to see how that will help your kung-fu, so why'd you do it?

Oh wait, it's for some special spiked hair attack?

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 02-04-2002 03:37:28 PM
quote:
Black Mage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I found that really funny. Perhaps it because I can imagine some kid with the 'hair' like that just walking along the side of the road, then a car swerves over to the side of the road, and a guy who's wearing those funky hats that Russian's wear, jump out and beat the kid up all the while singing songs about 'Great Mother Russia' and slurping Vodka.

ROFL!!! Literally!!

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-04-2002 03:37:44 PM
Funny BM, I got the same visual.

as for the thread in general, i thought Faz was gonna say he cranked out another load of banana juice from his man sized manicotti.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Darius!
Pancake
posted 02-04-2002 04:33:31 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota was telepathicly reading my mind when he wrote:
Congratulations. You are now one of those kids I pull over on the way to work to kick the shit out of.
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-04-2002 04:35:54 PM
I forgive you...

NEXT!

Ferrel!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-04-2002 07:43:49 PM
he's trying to look like that fighter from Tekken.

That or Cloud from FF7

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-04-2002 07:48:54 PM
Get outta my head, Deth

Cloud is exactly what I thought of


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-05-2002 12:11:31 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Cuba:
he's trying to look like that fighter from Tekken.

That or Cloud from FF7


Try Karnaj's sigpic instead.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-05-2002 12:16:53 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Black Mage was all like:
I found that really funny. Perhaps it because I can imagine some kid with the 'hair' like that just walking along the side of the road, then a car swerves over to the side of the road, and a guy who's wearing those funky hats that Russian's wear, jump out and beat the kid up all the while singing songs about 'Great Mother Russia' and slurping Vodka.

Cossack Hat!

And that post=the funnee

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-05-2002 08:56:33 AM
quote:
Tarquinn wrote this stupid crap:
Try Karnaj's sigpic instead.

Or this.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pavarin
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 11:10:39 AM
maybe this...

Guess who??

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

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