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Maradon!
posted 01-27-2002 01:26:16 PM
I noticed a while back that in my VR thread you mentioned you wanted to be a super hero.

Strange thing is, I've had the same aspiration since I was a little kid. My friends and I would play super hero games, but I took the idea far more seriously than any of them. I'm still looking for a way to realize that dream, hence my interest in biotechnology, VR, martial arts, and standing tanks.

I dunno, I just found it ironic. Maybe it's a trait common to people with a strong sense of justice. Maybe we just think alike.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-27-2002 01:40:23 PM
Maybe you simply want to be more than you are. It's a fairly common trait, or at least I believe it is. I have a complete design in my mind of the person I would like to be... though his personal story falls in a much more futuristic setting than the world we know.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Maradon!
posted 01-27-2002 01:51:32 PM
You never know Ford. Futuristic settings may not be far off.

Look at the advances of the past ten years. TEN YEARS ALONE saw the rise of the microprocessor. Can anybody really predict what's going to happen over the next ten?

Whatever it is, I suspect it may be quite dramatic.

In any case, I'm not sure that what I feel is simply a desire to better myself. It's a strong desire to protect the innocent and punish the unjust as well, all that corny stuff.

Kanid
BANNED
posted 01-27-2002 01:58:05 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Tron:
In any case, I'm not sure that what I feel is simply a desire to better myself. It's a strong desire to protect the innocent and punish the unjust as well, all that corny stuff.

It appears that not many people are as idealistic as all that anymore, which is why the standard super-hero comic books have seen such a falling out and off beat titles from inependants, like Spawn, become such a draw.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Maradon!
posted 01-27-2002 02:04:45 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kanid!
It appears that not many people are as idealistic as all that anymore, which is why the standard super-hero comic books have seen such a falling out and off beat titles from inependants, like Spawn, become such a draw.

Spawn was all about that sort of idealism, it also just happened to be ultra-violent.

I have noticed, however, that the X-men seem to sit around talking about thier feelings more than they actually go out and do stuff anymore.

Kanid
BANNED
posted 01-27-2002 02:14:16 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Pirotess:
Spawn was all about that sort of idealism, it also just happened to be ultra-violent.

That level of idealism precluded harming the bad guys. Supes wouldn't hurt someone if he could stop them without hurting them. Spiderman would NEVER harm someone if he could prevent it.

quote:
I have noticed, however, that the X-men seem to sit around talking about thier feelings more than they actually go out and do stuff anymore.

The only comics I read these days are Star Wars.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-27-2002 02:59:11 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Captain Planet:
I noticed a while back that in my VR thread you mentioned you wanted to be a super hero.

Strange thing is, I've had the same aspiration since I was a little kid. My friends and I would play super hero games, but I took the idea far more seriously than any of them. I'm still looking for a way to realize that dream, hence my interest in biotechnology, VR, martial arts, and standing tanks.

I dunno, I just found it ironic. Maybe it's a trait common to people with a strong sense of justice. Maybe we just think alike.


Join. The. Military.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Maradon!
posted 01-27-2002 03:22:04 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodsage was all like:
Join. The. Military.

I kicked around the idea, but I settled on the conclusion that I really wasn't ready to uproot myself and move off to some far away military academy.

I'm only recently starting to make close friends, and my new girlfriend is wonderful.

Maradon!
posted 01-27-2002 03:23:28 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kanid:
That level of idealism precluded harming the bad guys.

Correction: That level of idealism precluded harming human bad guys. Bad guys who had some hope of reforming. The denizens of hell itself are hardly that sort of bad guy.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-27-2002 04:52:36 PM
"When guys read alot of comic books as they grow up. These aren't just for entertainment, these are career options!" - Some comedian that I can't remember.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-27-2002 06:36:03 PM
My interest in being a superhero comes from when I was a kid. My mom would egg me on to read novels and Dad would stick comics in my hand (Dad has comics from back when he was a kid, sooo it's sort of a heritage thing) and being a little kid, I read the comics (then read the novels later on).

I grew up on the mainstays. DC comics, mostly. Started on The Flash and The Atom, moved on to other books. Drifted to Marvel when DC started to stagnate before they started fixing the universe, had the brief teenaged flirtation with Image comics, and ended up back with DC when they'd gotten their acts together.

Anyways...while most kids are looking up to movie stars or sports stars, I was growing up reading Batman, Flash, etc. And truth be told, I think my heroes were better role models for an intelligent, aware child than sports celebrities or media stars.

And I think that it's because comic books are the modern mythology (mythology is another hobby interest of mine). They teach ideals, they show what's right and what's wrong, and the heroes that last thrive on that ideal-based strength, not on who's the toughest cat on the block.

When you look up to a sports star, what are you really buying into? A guy who may or may not have graduated from college, a guy who's likely tearing his body up to play what's ultimately a game, a guy who may well be into all sorts of drugs or addictions. How many sports stars have gotten caught making illegal bets or the like? How many times can you remember in high school there being jocks who were basing all their hopes and dreams in life on making it in professional sports? And it's all glorified. It's glitzed and glamoured over and it blows over when the next prepackaged superstar moves in.

Media celebrities are the same way. I'm sure a lot of them are nice people with simple interests, but that's not what gets emphasized, is it? They're all played off as having attitudes or being difficult to work with, or being eccentric weirdos, or worst of all as being some sort of royalty. And the worst part is they buy into their own publicity. Yes. Jolly good role models there. Plus there's the constant barrage of wild parties, sophomoric "who's sleeping with whom" and drug use. Just not all that attractive to me.

With comic heroes, if they have faults, then you see it from their point of view, mentally, and understand the conflict from all sides. They have resolutions. Very few times do heroes give up, very few times do they give in, and if they do then it's an event to remember. Ultimately superheroes are epic caricatures of every day life.

Who, for instance, is the Hulk? The Hulk is the very intelligent young man who's weak physically. He's the young man with a lot of pent up anger and frustration, who gets picked on a lot, and who just once would like to get the better of the bullies on their own terms. And those same kids are the ones who'd likely feel the worst if they accidentally hurt someone.

Who's Batman? Batman, aside from being the badass, teaches you that you don't have to aspire to be something you're not. No matter how great the tragedies you've had in your life, you just have to be the best you that you can be to make a difference. Batman has no superpowers; everything he has, he has because he made it himself.

Who's Superman? Superman is the Ideal. Do you know why Superman has never ever been surpassed? Why he's still around today? Superman's around because whether you think he's a big blue and red boyscout or not, you respect him. He's the vanguard. He's the shield. He's the big red S that ensures that all people have the same rights. He's Truth, he's Justice. He isn't Superman because he's Super. He's Superman because he's what ever human, what every man wishes they were. They've explored it. Look at the "Kingdom Come" story.

My personal hero is the Flash, Wally West. He grew up under the wing of HIS hero, Barry Allen, who was the Flash before him. All Wally ever wanted to do was grow up and be the Flash, and then when Barry died saving the multiverse, Wally was suddenly the Flash. It wasn't how he wanted to get the job. No one would give him a break or a chance to see how well he could do the job, and he responded poorly. Was kind of a jerk for a while with a real big ego. But eventually he started getting it together. People started respecting him for who he was, and he learned that the only race in life you have to run is against yourself, and you only have to do it at YOUR speed. He met a wonderful woman who he loved dearly, and literally fought death itself to come back to her. He finally married her, and now he's got everything in life he wanted. So here's this kid from a small town with big dreams and big aspirations, and even though a lot of shit has hit him in his life, and he's had a hard time getting respect, he finally makes it. Stereotypical story, yes, Archetypical. Could even pin it all down to Joseph Campbell's pattern for an Epic hero. But it's the one that struck a chord with me. As I grew up and dealt with trouble in my life, I saw Wally doing the same thing. That's why he's my hero.

Oh, and as for the X-Men...the reason why the X-Men have become more thoughtful than "punch this, punch that" is that they're getting back to their roots. The X-Men, at their core, were always part of a very philosophical story. They're just closer to that philosophical core right now.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-27-2002 06:55:53 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Duck Tales:
I kicked around the idea, but I settled on the conclusion that I really wasn't ready to uproot myself and move off to some far away military academy.

I'm only recently starting to make close friends, and my new girlfriend is wonderful.


Ah, so you like the idea of being a hero--as long as it doesn't involve discomfort, inconvenience, or self-sacrifice? I think you've discovered the difference between "superhero" and "wannabe."

Not a flame, but more of a . . . reality check.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-27-2002 06:58:23 PM
I want to protect humanity too, but my path is a little different. I'm going to fight against the diseases, disorders, malfunctions that cause pain, rather than the real enemies we can see and touch. Not really sure which super hero that's most like, maybe Beast. Deth could tell me for sure

And Maradon, watch Unbreakable if you haven't. Nice take on super heroes in there.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Folx
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 06:59:05 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
My interest in being a superhero comes from when I was a kid. My mom would egg me on to read novels and Dad would stick comics in my hand (Dad has comics from back when he was a kid, sooo it's sort of a heritage thing) and being a little kid, I read the comics (then read the novels later on).

I grew up on the mainstays. DC comics, mostly. Started on The Flash and The Atom, moved on to other books. Drifted to Marvel when DC started to stagnate before they started fixing the universe, had the brief teenaged flirtation with Image comics, and ended up back with DC when they'd gotten their acts together.

Anyways...while most kids are looking up to movie stars or sports stars, I was growing up reading Batman, Flash, etc. And truth be told, I think my heroes were better role models for an intelligent, aware child than sports celebrities or media stars.

And I think that it's because comic books are the modern mythology (mythology is another hobby interest of mine). They teach ideals, they show what's right and what's wrong, and the heroes that last thrive on that ideal-based strength, not on who's the toughest cat on the block.

When you look up to a sports star, what are you really buying into? A guy who may or may not have graduated from college, a guy who's likely tearing his body up to play what's ultimately a game, a guy who may well be into all sorts of drugs or addictions. How many sports stars have gotten caught making illegal bets or the like? How many times can you remember in high school there being jocks who were basing all their hopes and dreams in life on making it in professional sports? And it's all glorified. It's glitzed and glamoured over and it blows over when the next prepackaged superstar moves in.

Media celebrities are the same way. I'm sure a lot of them are nice people with simple interests, but that's not what gets emphasized, is it? They're all played off as having attitudes or being difficult to work with, or being eccentric weirdos, or worst of all as being some sort of royalty. And the worst part is they buy into their own publicity. Yes. Jolly good role models there. Plus there's the constant barrage of wild parties, sophomoric "who's sleeping with whom" and drug use. Just not all that attractive to me.

With comic heroes, if they have faults, then you see it from their point of view, mentally, and understand the conflict from all sides. They have resolutions. Very few times do heroes give up, very few times do they give in, and if they do then it's an event to remember. Ultimately superheroes are epic caricatures of every day life.

Who, for instance, is the Hulk? The Hulk is the very intelligent young man who's weak physically. He's the young man with a lot of pent up anger and frustration, who gets picked on a lot, and who just once would like to get the better of the bullies on their own terms. And those same kids are the ones who'd likely feel the worst if they accidentally hurt someone.

Who's Batman? Batman, aside from being the badass, teaches you that you don't have to aspire to be something you're not. No matter how great the tragedies you've had in your life, you just have to be the best you that you can be to make a difference. Batman has no superpowers; everything he has, he has because he made it himself.

Who's Superman? Superman is the Ideal. Do you know why Superman has never ever been surpassed? Why he's still around today? Superman's around because whether you think he's a big blue and red boyscout or not, you respect him. He's the vanguard. He's the shield. He's the big red S that ensures that all people have the same rights. He's Truth, he's Justice. He isn't Superman because he's Super. He's Superman because he's what ever human, what every man wishes they were. They've explored it. Look at the "Kingdom Come" story.

My personal hero is the Flash, Wally West. He grew up under the wing of HIS hero, Barry Allen, who was the Flash before him. All Wally ever wanted to do was grow up and be the Flash, and then when Barry died saving the multiverse, Wally was suddenly the Flash. It wasn't how he wanted to get the job. No one would give him a break or a chance to see how well he could do the job, and he responded poorly. Was kind of a jerk for a while with a real big ego. But eventually he started getting it together. People started respecting him for who he was, and he learned that the only race in life you have to run is against yourself, and you only have to do it at YOUR speed. He met a wonderful woman who he loved dearly, and literally fought death itself to come back to her. He finally married her, and now he's got everything in life he wanted. So here's this kid from a small town with big dreams and big aspirations, and even though a lot of shit has hit him in his life, and he's had a hard time getting respect, he finally makes it. Stereotypical story, yes, Archetypical. Could even pin it all down to Joseph Campbell's pattern for an Epic hero. But it's the one that struck a chord with me. As I grew up and dealt with trouble in my life, I saw Wally doing the same thing. That's why he's my hero.

Oh, and as for the X-Men...the reason why the X-Men have become more thoughtful than "punch this, punch that" is that they're getting back to their roots. The X-Men, at their core, were always part of a very philosophical story. They're just closer to that philosophical core right now.


................

*is speechless*

(On a sidenote: WOW! IT's like my thoughts were typed, copied, and pasted onto your post! As I said before: WOW!)

Meow, I say!
(Sig Pic by Blue Fantasy)
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-27-2002 07:02:07 PM
Yet another victim of the Deth Essay


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-27-2002 07:05:08 PM
Sage...are you attacking Maradon or are you attacking people who don't want to join the military or are you attacking superheroes?

For the record I almost got into the BLET (Basic Law Enforcement Training) program to be a police officer. Attacking people for not wanting to join the military is pretty low. There's a reality check for you.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-27-2002 07:06:59 PM
Yeah Lyinar's rather Beast-like. Greeeaaaaat biiiiiiiig brain. And glasses! sexy glasses.

No blue fur though.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-27-2002 07:08:00 PM
I would have worried about you as a cop

Much safer as a teacher


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-27-2002 07:17:56 PM
I always saw myself as a supervillain, would put myself in their shoes (not the demonic "i shall eat the world for i am evil" type, the real villains. The ones who have been pushed and prodded and broken and snapped into place as a bad guy, the ones who reach further than many would ever think to reach, the people who break rules, break the morality I know they have, for a dream, a hope. Those are the real villains). No, not a villain... I don't know how to describe it. A hero who breaks rules. A person who would go against what Justice thinks is right, what Truth thinks is right, what everyone else thinks is right to go for what They think is right. A vigilante. I've found precious few of those.

I've always wanted to... just be the person who goes by their own rules, not just goes by them, but enforces them. Protects the people their own heart tells them to protect. Dosen't respond to a bat-signal, would shoot the bad guy even if there was hope of reforming. In my (slight) artistic endeavors, those were the types of heroes I would draw, the renegade savior, the fallen angel still doing what THEY beleive is right. These were the types of heroes, of people, I wanted to BE.

I guess what it boils down to is this: I want the ability, the power to not just be more than what I am, but to use that ability, that power for whatever good I agree with. I want to save the world, save the people, but I want to do it however my own soul decides I should. I guess this would make me a villain. I guess this would mean I'd have to break rules. But y'now what? It's still what I want.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 07:19:36 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I would have worried about you as a cop

Much safer as a teacher


Have you been in a public school recently?

[ 01-27-2002: Message edited by: Rabidbunnylover ]

Merp
Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 01-27-2002 07:20:05 PM
Phrase Sol is looking for: Anti-Hero

They're the guys who break the rules in order to enforce them. See, for instance, the Punisher, who guns down criminals.

See also Spawn.

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-27-2002 07:21:19 PM
Batman responded to the bat-signal because it was in his own heart to do it, to protect the people of Gotham, because he couldn't protect his parents when they were killed.

And I think a super hero has a certain responsibility to do something even if they may not quite want to. That's the responsibility they've been given in life. With power comes duty.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-27-2002 07:22:54 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Sage...are you attacking Maradon or are you attacking people who don't want to join the military or are you attacking superheroes?

For the record I almost got into the BLET (Basic Law Enforcement Training) program to be a police officer. Attacking people for not wanting to join the military is pretty low. There's a reality check for you.


I'm attacking no one. Really.

Touchy, perhaps?

Military, police, fire department, CDC . . . there are many ways to be a superhero in real life. Given Maradon's initial post, the military sounded the closest to what he described.

Just wanted to point out that wishing to be a superhero is one thing, while going out and doing it is quite another. Opportunities to be one in real life abound.

But it involves discomfort, inconvenience, and self-sacrifice. The aspects of being a superhero everyone ignores, though they're what make the hero a hero.

Not sure what you take me for, but when I say I'm not flaming, I'm not flaming. That's why I say it, you see: so there'll be no misunderstanding.

Neener.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-27-2002 07:24:57 PM
I grew up (am growing up) much the same way Deth. My dad has LOADS of comics (Marvel However) that i've read many, many times through. I've come to have Peter Parker as my favourite.

This nerdy kid who by some accident, gets bitten and has super-duper powers and can kick your ass to Wisconsin is really neat. And i like how he deals with emotional problems and different things, I think Spider-Man has delved the most into the lead's psyche, at least in the Marvel world anyway.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-27-2002 07:24:57 PM
Yeah, anti-hero, that's it. Was thinking of Spawn and Punisher when I wrote that.

In the end with me, it's not whether I enforce the rules and reform the bad guy that matters... it's whether my own code of justice is upheld.

(I'd shoot the hostage )

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-27-2002 07:27:50 PM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Robocop:
Yeah, anti-hero, that's it. Was thinking of Spawn and Punisher when I wrote that.

In the end with me, it's not whether I enforce the rules and reform the bad guy that matters... it's whether my own code of justice is upheld.

(I'd shoot the hostage )


Sorry, but "anti-hero" is the wrong word. Anti-heroes still stand for Truth and Justice, but they do it with the gloves off.

What you described is an anarchist. Someone who makes and enforces rules simply because they have the power. It'd be hard to find a philosophy that doesn't label that kind of behavior evil.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-27-2002 07:39:41 PM
Took a test once to find out what my real-life alignment was. Chaotic Good.

Methinks that'd translate into what I'd be like as a superhero. I wouldn't answer a bat-signal. But on the other hand, I wouldn't cause unneccessary pain, hurt, wouldn't be... villainlike, I guess.

There is a code of justice I stand by with everything I have. It's just my own.

The thin line that seperates hero from villain is how others perceive them. To both the true hero and the true villain, they're doing what is right.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-27-2002 07:52:30 PM
You've really gotta wonder why Supey always wears his underwear on the outside of his pants. Maybe because of his superheroishness, there are so many people in his pants, there's no room for underwear.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-27-2002 07:54:24 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You've really gotta wonder why Supey always wears his underwear on the outside of his pants. Maybe because of his superheroishness, there are so many people in his pants, there's no room for underwear.

It looks spiffy!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-27-2002 08:13:06 PM
I'd love to be an ironsuit-clad supervillan, just like my long time hero, Dr Doom.

quote:
Dr. Doom isn't really a doctor. In fact, I don't even think he has a degree since he got kicked out of college for blowing himself and his dorm room up. Now he rules a country called Latveria where his turn ons are oppressing the peasants and vaporizing their livestock.

His hobbies include speaking in the third person, building robot versions of himself, and announcing how great he is. For example, if he or one of his robo-clones were to use the bathroom, he(it) would walk out and say, "The inevitable ruler of the world has finished his domination of the toilet." The only way to tell if it was him or the robot is to take a sample of his unstoppable stool. But while you're collecting it, look out. Doom rarely leaves a restroom without planting deadly traps.


JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-27-2002 08:18:39 PM
quote:
D had this to say about dark elf butts:
"When guys read alot of comic books as they grow up. These aren't just for entertainment, these are career options!" - Some comedian that I can't remember.

Jerry Seinfeld

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 01-27-2002 08:38:25 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Robocop:
I'm attacking no one. Really.

Really? I certainly felt attacked.

I'm prepared to make sacrifices if it means I can achieve my dream, make no mistake about that, but to put it quite bluntly I don't join the armed services because, physically, I'm a wuss.

I've weighed in at 145lbs since eighth grade. I can't bench press 80. I'm very fast, but I'm clumsy and I have a nervous condition that basically means I do not have a steady hand in the slightest, pretty much ruining my chances of firing a gun with any respectable level of accuracy.

Boot camp would chew me up and spit me out like twice-chewed gum.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-27-2002 10:19:45 PM
I tend to assume the more neutral role. I am the guy who sells weapons or secrets or whatever. basically, I want self benefit.
*shrugs*
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-27-2002 10:30:52 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade had this to say about John Romero:
I tend to assume the more neutral role. I am the guy who sells weapons or secrets or whatever. basically, I want self benefit.
*shrugs*

Arrenn... run. There are several people chasing after you with flamethrowers...

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-27-2002 11:25:56 PM
there are? oh well..I sold them the flame throwers.
Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 01-28-2002 04:36:22 AM
Just so long as you remembered to sell them the faulty flamethrowers, nephew. Otherwise I suggest you start running.
I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-28-2002 05:45:10 AM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about John Romero:
Really? I certainly felt attacked.

I'm prepared to make sacrifices if it means I can achieve my dream, make no mistake about that, but to put it quite bluntly I don't join the armed services because, physically, I'm a wuss.

I've weighed in at 145lbs since eighth grade. I can't bench press 80. I'm very fast, but I'm clumsy and I have a nervous condition that basically means I do not have a steady hand in the slightest, pretty much ruining my chances of firing a gun with any respectable level of accuracy.

Boot camp would chew me up and spit me out like twice-chewed gum.


When have I ever not meant what I was saying? If I say I'm not attacking anyone, then I'm not.

If you persist in taking it that way, then that's your problem.

Nor were those the reasons you initially gave. So . There's a difference between being physically unqualified (your current reasons) and not wanting the inconvenience (your earlier reasons).

Being a superhero involves more than lounging about enjoying the fruits of cool superpowers, but many neglect the gritty realities even the most unrealistic, 2-D comic book hero has to face.

But that's not unique to this group, either. In 1990, I was rather astonished at how many of my fellow bomber crewmen hadn't considered the reality of what they were training to do. Some--not many, thankfully, but a few nonetheless--had chosen that career for the stability of lifestyle under the glib assumption that B-52s would never be used in combat again.

I thought it would be useful to point out that there is another side to the whole superhero bit. The downsides of sacrifice and responsibility and inconvenience rarely get the airtime they deserve.

There's a difference between having a philsophy, and living a philosophy. That so few people even bother with the former is what makes those who follow through with the latter exceptional.

Making a difference in the world certainly isn't easy, but it's within almost anyone's reach, if they choose to accept the challenge.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-28-2002 06:23:12 AM
quote:
Maradön? wrote this stupid crap:
Really? I certainly felt attacked.

I'm prepared to make sacrifices if it means I can achieve my dream, make no mistake about that, but to put it quite bluntly I don't join the armed services because, physically, I'm a wuss.

I've weighed in at 145lbs since eighth grade. I can't bench press 80. I'm very fast, but I'm clumsy and I have a nervous condition that basically means I do not have a steady hand in the slightest, pretty much ruining my chances of firing a gun with any respectable level of accuracy.

Boot camp would chew me up and spit me out like twice-chewed gum.


I've seen some sorry looking people (physically) go into boot camp, and come out a whole new person. Boot camp is 'meant' to chew you up, it's taxing on those who are even in good shape.

Yes, it's hard work. But nothing worth doing is easy. I agree with Bloodsage, join the military

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Maradon!
posted 01-28-2002 07:51:52 AM
Great, my childhood-dream thread has turned into "My cock is bigger than your cock because I joined the military"

I already told you, Bloodsage, I'm prepared to make sacrifices if it means I can achieve my dream. Don't automatically assume I'm too naieve to realize the reality of what that means.

And frankly there are a lot more reasons I'm reluctant to join the military. Not only because I don't think I'd be suited to it, but also because I'm fairly sure I'd be making sacrifices without achieving my dream.

If America were actually threatened - if I were actually needed in the armed forces - I'd join in a heartbeat. As it stands our military really isn't facing much that can't be solved from the air.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-28-2002 07:57:17 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Maradön? wrote:
Great, my childhood-dream thread has turned into "My cock is bigger than your cock because I joined the military"

I already told you, Bloodsage, I'm prepared to make sacrifices if it means I can achieve my dream. Don't automatically assume I'm too naieve to realize the reality of what that means.

And frankly there are a lot more reasons I'm reluctant to join the military. Not only because I don't think I'd be suited to it, but also because I'm fairly sure I'd be making sacrifices without achieving my dream.

If America were actually threatened - if I were actually needed in the armed forces - I'd join in a heartbeat. As it stands our military really isn't facing much that can't be solved from the air.


I think you are over-reacting to what Bloodsage said.

But that's what people do here...over-react

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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