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Topic: The Lonely People Thread
Malbi
posted 01-20-2002 11:35:59 AM
This is the thread for all us lonely people out there who have yet to find somebody to have and hold. let us unite and go forth!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Skaw
posted 01-20-2002 11:36:50 AM
Skaw joins the group.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 11:53:24 AM
Can I get a what, what! No? I can't? Well, shoot...

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Vlase
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 12:56:54 PM
Ceik walks up to the table and sits down.
Okay I'll join the group
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-20-2002 12:58:56 PM
*leckie joins the group as well*
Mod
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 01:16:40 PM
/em joins the fun.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-20-2002 01:17:59 PM
joins the group
Malbi
posted 01-20-2002 01:25:47 PM
so who wants to play Poker?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-20-2002 01:28:44 PM
God help this thread when Cadga finds it.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-20-2002 01:28:53 PM
I vote gin rummy!
joins the group
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-20-2002 01:29:46 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about our MONKAH:
God help this thread when Cadga finds it.

Cadga's married

Malbi
posted 01-20-2002 01:41:32 PM
exactly
so who wants to deal?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-20-2002 01:42:42 PM
Just because no one is around you, doesn't mean you're alone.

Besides, I got so many friends I don't really mind not having a girlfriend; It's only my fault I don't.

In other words; STOP BEING SO SAD AND GO GET YO MACK ON!

*waits for Cadga to come around and de-egotize!*

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-20-2002 01:45:14 PM
I pitty the women who reply to this thread. They'll be set on like a piece of meat by a pack of wild, I-just-passed-puberty hormone filled dogs.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-20-2002 01:49:24 PM
You're just lonely because you're all little girly-man sissy-folk.

Girls fall in your lap approximately 2% of the time. The rest of the 98% should be spent trying to get them yourself, not making self-pity threads.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 01-20-2002 01:52:01 PM
So...anyone up for a rousing game of euchre?
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-20-2002 01:52:34 PM
The Magic Chef speaks the truth!

I'm fugly! I'm big! I'm fat! I'm hairy!

AND I GET MORE ACTION THAN A GI JOE WITH THE KUNG FU GRIP.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Vlase
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 02:01:55 PM
Umm he said Yet to find someone..... Not given up hope of finding someone
So play nice!
Mod
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 02:19:50 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You're just lonely because you're all little girly-man sissy-folk.

Girls fall in your lap approximately 2% of the time. The rest of the 98% should be spent trying to get them yourself, not making self-pity threads.


Hm, on the girly-man sissy-folk part: I used to do weightlifting for 2 hours 5 times a week, untill a year ago when my knees went bad, I think I hardly qualify as 'girly-man', fugly yes, but not in a feminine way .
I could have leveled to 60 twice in the time I spent trying to get girls, and don't make me think about the amount of money I spent.
I'm somehow stuck in that 'I'd rather have you as a friend'-infinity loop that should have been patched years ago. Damn Verant! Always nefing my grades instead of patching broken quests! If you have some kind of workaround to offer I'd gladly try it out:

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-20-2002 02:24:49 PM
quote:
Modrakien had this to say about pies:
Hm, on the girly-man sissy-folk part: I used to do weightlifting for 2 hours 5 times a week, untill a year ago when my knees went bad, I think I hardly qualify as 'girly-man', fugly yes, but not in a feminine way .
I could have leveled to 60 twice in the time I spent trying to get girls, and don't make me think about the amount of money I spent.
I'm somehow stuck in that 'I'd rather have you as a friend'-infinity loop that should have been patched years ago. Damn Verant! Always nefing my grades instead of patching broken quests! If you have some kind of workaround to offer I'd gladly try it out:

Nice-Guy Syndrom! You're afraid to get slapped! Just exploit the suprise tactic and don't be afraid to get slapped, slandered, and yelled at by girls. Nice Guy doesn't have to mean Boring guy.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-20-2002 04:10:41 PM
I am not lonley! you know why?

'cuz I just went ahead and asked the person out, without agonizing over it for weeks and months and all. Although I didn't really know him all that well, it turns out he's a techno geek who loves mecha-robot type stuff!

So go out and get j00r mack on or somethin. 'n stuff.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 01-20-2002 04:26:08 PM
*also joins the group*
Darius!
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 04:28:49 PM
Laughs at the lonely people
Mod
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 04:39:12 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis wrote this stupid crap:
Nice-Guy Syndrom! You're afraid to get slapped! Just exploit the suprise tactic and don't be afraid to get slapped, slandered, and yelled at by girls. Nice Guy doesn't have to mean Boring guy.

Tried that. Got slapped, slandered, yelled at, had an Encyclopedia thrown at me in the middle of a public library, and got kicked more times than I can count, what was the point of the exercise again?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-20-2002 06:45:42 PM
hey look im so pitiful!
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!

no this thread will not get you hot Sybur action mkay

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-20-2002 07:04:28 PM
*pokes her head in the thread and yelps, rotten veggies flying after her as she runs away*

Hey! I was just looking!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:07:24 PM
There's a female in this thread other than Lyinar and Lazuli. Recognize her and make her your own for bonus points.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rabin Crabmink
YES
posted 01-20-2002 09:24:14 PM
All the lonley people, where do they all come from?
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-20-2002 09:25:25 PM
What if you think you've found the right person, but they don't feel the same way...?

[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 09:29:00 PM
Then you put the playboy back on the newsstand rack.

Sorry, wiseass side comes out at night.

Let's see...How close are you to the person? Is it someone you're really good friends with and one day it just sort of hit you? or is it more of a "love from afar" sort of thing?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-20-2002 09:31:19 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Then you put the playboy back on the newsstand rack.

Sorry, wiseass side comes out at night.

Let's see...How close are you to the person? Is it someone you're really good friends with and one day it just sort of hit you? or is it more of a "love from afar" sort of thing?


Heh, I met the person in fall of 2001 and we're pretty much best friends now... It smacked me in the face in December like 50 lbs. of bricks.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-20-2002 10:33:03 PM
quote:
Kegwen Tabibito had this to say about dark elf butts:
Heh, I met the person in fall of 2001 and we're pretty much best friends now... It smacked me in the face in December like 50 lbs. of bricks.

OW! That's gotta suck. Girls tend not to want to potentially lose 'best friends'.


Modrakien, the exercise was to make me and anyone who saw these things happen, laugh.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-20-2002 10:46:09 PM
Yeah. I agree. It's not the 'asking them out' part, it's the 'having them say yes' part.

Of course, they're is always a next time. I mean, I'm not like a monster or something.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Malbi
posted 01-21-2002 08:50:02 AM
pokes Leck
why you lonely?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 01-21-2002 09:03:08 AM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Cuba:
Yeah. I agree. It's not the 'asking them out' part, it's the 'having them say yes' part.

Of course, they're is always a next time. I mean, I'm not like a monster or something.


Dashiva
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:07:13 AM
What happened to the poker game?
"Don't worry; the Universe IS out to get you."
Malbi
posted 01-21-2002 09:20:02 AM
Parcelan and Cadga ate the cards
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Dashiva
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:23:14 AM
We can play Nomic. Don't need cards for that. Anyone else know the game?
"Don't worry; the Universe IS out to get you."
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-21-2002 10:40:36 AM
quote:
Malbi had this to say about Tron:
pokes Leck
why you lonely?

Too long a story to tell here without sounding like an attention seeker. I'm not sorry for myself, im just lonely.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-21-2002 10:46:34 AM
Not saying I'm lonely really, just saying that right now I don't have anyone in a GF kinda way
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