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Topic: The good, the bad, and tha monkah
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-18-2002 01:00:23 PM
The good :
Well, due to extreme amounts of Ca$$h incoming my way, I can proudly say that even without the bonuses awarded to me (About 300 bucks worth of bonuses) during last weekend, I can still fully afford a PS2 if I do not win the X-Box.

The Bad :
Stupid DMV. 'According to Excess points accumilated, you gotta go to a hearing' my ass. I WON THOSE POINTS FAIR AND SQUARE! Cat - 10 points. Rodent - 20. Old Lady Crossing the street - 50 (75 if you nail the boy scout helping her).

(Translation : Too many speeding tickets in too short of a time. I drive fast, vroom vroom, and my radar detector only saved me 75% of the time).

The monkah :

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-18-2002 01:12:57 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say:
The Bad :
Stupid DMV. 'According to Excess points accumilated, you gotta go to a hearing' my ass. I WON THOSE POINTS FAIR AND SQUARE! Cat - 10 points. Rodent - 20. Old Lady Crossing the street - 50 (75 if you nail the boy scout helping her).

(Translation : Too many speeding tickets in too short of a time. I drive fast, vroom vroom, and my radar detector only saved me 75% of the time).


Sorry to say this, Khy (well, ok, I'm not), but you 100% deserve it. I can't stand people who throw rules out the window just to get there a few minutes earlier, or are too damn lazy to leave early so they don't have to speed.

Dead Man Walking
Pancake
posted 01-18-2002 01:17:57 PM
Mortious, you live in England. It takes less than 6 hours at the speed limit to cross your country.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-18-2002 01:20:50 PM
Your point? Khy doesn't live 6 hours from work. Seems like you're just taking a bash at England there...
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-18-2002 01:29:32 PM
I speed 'cuz it makes a boring drive more exciting! Besides, though I may drive fast, I have never so much as NICKED another car, ever, nor have I ever strayed out of my lane, which already makes me a better driver than 75% of those people that don't speed.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-18-2002 01:32:46 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say:
Besides, though I may drive fast, I have never so much as NICKED another car, ever, nor have I ever strayed out of my lane, which already makes me a better driver than 75% of those people that don't speed.

No.

Hit a child at 30, he/she may survive.
Hit a child at 35, he/she will probably not survive.
Hit a child at 40, he/she will probably be killed on impact.

My opinion of you have just taken a nose-dive.

Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 01-18-2002 01:34:01 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Tron:
I speed 'cuz it makes a boring drive more exciting! Besides, though I may drive fast, I have never so much as NICKED another car, ever, nor have I ever strayed out of my lane, which already makes me a better driver than 75% of those people that don't speed.

My dad does that.

Maradon does too, but he doesn't have the skill that my dad does. Makes for...interesting car rides

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-18-2002 01:34:02 PM
at least he is a better driver than the majority of New Jersey.. right Tal?
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 01-18-2002 03:44:49 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Duck Tales:
I speed 'cuz it makes a boring drive more exciting! Besides, though I may drive fast, I have never so much as NICKED another car, ever, nor have I ever strayed out of my lane, which already makes me a better driver than 75% of those people that don't speed.


There are two kinds of drivers, those who have crashed and those who are going to crash. Here's hoping when you do finally stray, and "nick" another car the only thing wounded is your pride.

If ya can't resist your need for speed, park that slow ass car and buy a sportbike. If you are as good as you say you are, you won't have any problem avoiding speeding tickets.

Sar...

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-18-2002 03:49:34 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about John Romero:
The good :
I WON THOSE POINTS FAIR AND SQUARE! . Rodent - 20.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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