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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-17-2002 08:16:15 AM
You get punched in the eye really hard in the middle of the night? It still hurts to blink..
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 01-17-2002 08:20:41 AM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about Robocop:
You get punched in the eye really hard in the middle of the night? It still hurts to blink..

...umm ouch...

Who punched ye in the eye?

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Felocity
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 08:47:05 AM
Wasn't me this time, I swear
Pass the cookies!
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-17-2002 09:07:26 AM
pffft, that's what they all say
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-17-2002 10:35:22 AM
Synjari, rolled over and her arm did some flying fit and wailed me right in the eye, knuckle punch as well. I've poked myself in the eye before and it never hurt like this.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-17-2002 10:38:58 AM
* Soup_Nazi giggles.
<Bajah> Synny! What's up?
<Soup_Nazi> I kicked KaL's butt!
<Bajah> O_o
<Bajah> Did he deserve it?
<Soup_Nazi> Eep, gotta go to work.

Bwahahah!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-17-2002 10:40:07 AM
So did you get the big "I'm sorry" breakfast?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-17-2002 10:43:14 AM
That's pretty odd...
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-17-2002 10:53:53 AM
*glances up at Bajah's post*

I was going to say something intensely witty and profound..

But I forgot what it was.

Incidentially, I think she knocked a couple connections and failsafes loose. As I closed my eyes for a quick nap in the car during lunch, I saw visions of line dancing chihuahua's with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's heads on instead of dog heads.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-17-2002 10:56:33 AM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about pies:
Incidentially, I think she knocked a couple connections and failsafes loose. As I closed my eyes for a quick nap in the car during lunch, I saw visions of line dancing chihuahua's with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's heads on instead of dog heads.

It's that screwed up, wussy diet thing you're on.

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Malbi
posted 01-17-2002 11:09:16 AM
and I thought my dreams were odd...
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-17-2002 11:14:42 AM
pah.. You think I wanna be a fat, lazy tentacle monster any more than I already am?

Yogurt, Slimfast bars, shakes, FRUIT!!! yeah dog. Hell I even got a container of dry roasted soy beans to munch on at home.

Nearly 300 lbs, but nowhere near being considered fat or obese (I hide it well). Just want it to look better

-K

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 01-17-2002 03:02:06 PM
quote:
Bajah wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
* Soup_Nazi giggles.
<Bajah> Synny! What's up?
<Soup_Nazi> I kicked KaL's butt!
<Bajah> O_o
<Bajah> Did he deserve it?
<Soup_Nazi> Eep, gotta go to work.

Bwahahah!

*arches an eyebrow at Bajah*

What REALLY happened:

*** Now talking in #Evercrest
*** Topic is 'http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWSLaw0201/15_lawsuit-par.html This raises the age old question, "How does one scald one's self with a pickle?" | So, if anyone tells me they like the chair, tell me so I can hurt them. '
<Soup_Nazi> erf
<Suchii> NARF
<Bajah> merf
<Soup_Nazi> time to goto work
<Soup_Nazi> latah all
<Suchii> Stay safe ^_
* Soup_Nazi waves g'bye
<Suchii> ^_^
<Soup_Nazi> just wanted to hugs n stuff for y'all
* Soup_Nazi hugs n stuff
<Bajah> .... byebye
<Soup_Nazi> =)
<Soup_Nazi> ^_^
<Bajah> Synny?
<Soup_Nazi> mmhmm
<Bajah> OH
* Soup_Nazi made soup last nite
<Soup_Nazi> it was guuuud
* Bajah hugs SYNNY!
* Soup_Nazi hugs Bajah!
* Soup_Nazi tickles Suchii
<Soup_Nazi> =(
*** Taylen has joined #evercrest
<Soup_Nazi> I wanna stay home
<Pved> Byebye Synny!
* Soup_Nazi sighs and trudges off to work
<Bajah> Me too, but I gota work
* Soup_Nazi smooches Pved
* Pved hugs Synny
* Soup_Nazi smooches Cadga too
* Pved kisses Synny back
*** Soup_Nazi is now known as Soup_NaziWerk

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-18-2002 10:12:33 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Synjari was all like:
*arches an eyebrow at Bajah*

You're supposed to go along with the joke!

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