Techniqually, I am the Assistant Manager of Game City (a game rental store)...but that is title only for a resumé for my next job 
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Gydyon Waterlapper had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'm an attorney when I am not bumming around on the boards and playing games.
So you are one of those rare "Cool Lawyers" huh? You know, the ones without the stick up their butts.
Me... I'm a... Once Sec...
Pesco checks his business cards.
Ack! Damn them distrubuting 2 different cards! They have different titles! Anyway, I'm a Programmer for a place called Tenaid Technologies
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Pesco had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
So you are one of those rare "Cool Lawyers" huh? You know, the ones without the stick up their butts.
*checks*
No stick.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
And a Student. Always a good idea to keep up with technology.
And I (read: my parents) pay $12,500 a year for it.
Customer service supervisor
shipping/receiving manager
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'm a professional bum.
glad im not the only one. 
I am your worst nightmare.
I am not your servant.
I am not God.
I am not the head of the corporation.
I am not your punching bag.
I am not Santa Claus, dispensing free stuff at whim.
I am the person who can help you.
I am NOT the person who can help you.
I am your TECH SUPPORT REP.
I decide your fate, if it hasn't been decided already.
Do not annoy me.
Do not blame me.
Do not call me by anything else than the name I have given you.
Do not do something I did not tell you to do.
Do do what I tell you. If I didn't want you to do something, words to its meaning would not have come out of my mouth.
Speak up, darn it!
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Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say:
(Read as Overworked, Underpaid, underappreciated because he's the ONLY member of the IT dept.)
Been there, done that, promptly quit. I was a frickin' glorified shelf-stacker, system Administrator my arse, pfft.
Read: Phone Jock that talks to Fortune500 wankers and 3 letter Gov't idiots. And these people get paid 2 to 5 times what I do. 
I do all the fun stuff that you hate your coworkers for getting to do.
I also do house-sitting for a Microsoft Senior Executive (who pays way too much for everything, becuase he doesn't have money troubles... I get like $10 a day, and he's out of town 5 days a week, considering I go there once a day, pick up the mail, borrow any of his hundres of DVDs I want, check his computers, and bring in the mail... It's a nice job...
My brother is the Campus Essay Prostitute.
He types, edits, revises, and redoes peoples essays for money. He also works as a "technical assistant" for Channel 2 Action News (He delivers messages and fixes broken things, )
BTW, I'm already an MCP certified for NT4.0 Workstation (whoopie).
I still dunno if I want to go back into programming, between various certifications and electronics studies I'm afraid I'll spread myself too thin.
Go to Wal Mart. Pick up one of the blue/grey bottles of motor oil. Look at the bottle.
Yep, I make those.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Lashanna had this to say about John Romero:
I work at Ulta 3 Cosmetics (no, it's not a real job, heh...)
Granted, that doesn't generate the whole of my income.I also do house-sitting for a Microsoft Senior Executive (who pays way too much for everything, becuase he doesn't have money troubles... I get like $10 a day, and he's out of town 5 days a week, considering I go there once a day, pick up the mail, borrow any of his hundres of DVDs I want, check his computers, and bring in the mail... It's a nice job...
My brother is the Campus Essay Prostitute.
He types, edits, revises, and redoes peoples essays for money. He also works as a "technical assistant" for Channel 2 Action News (He delivers messages and fixes broken things,)
heheheh, the warehouse I work in delivers to Ulta 3's main distribution center in Illinois.
Web Design & Computer Animation, I've managed to settle on that instead of becoming a code monkey.
With occasional art(watercolor/drawing) classes tossed in during the summer.
But omnipotence can't earn me a steady income, so I'll have to get back to the hunt. Oh, I'll have you yet, Wal-Mart, oh yes... mwa ha... ha ha! HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I like persons. I hate people.
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Zephyer wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm stockperson/deli supervisor at a little corner store. I was a cashier for awhile, but the manager tries to keep me away from there because the locals have me hovering near postal.I like persons. I hate people.
I used to work at a Deli counter in a convienince store. Definately don't miss it. Actually sliced off part of my thumb (a small part luckly) on the meat slicer, as the manager was too cheap to buy the saftey guards.
Right now, I work for a company that is both a telephone company, as well as a software maker for the banking industry.
My job is in a performance testing labratory, where we test these various web and client-server apps, for server and network performance.
Started out as a performance tester, reverse engineering TCP/IP protocol streams, and trying to wirte mock ups of the client code, so thousands of users could be emulated.
From that, moved on to being the system administrator for the lab. Now in charge of setting up our Cisco routers, switches, UNIX servers (HP and SUN), NT/2000 servers, Workstations, and SANS, from day to day.
Can be quite challenging, as I'm expected to be an expert in each field, but have no time or budget for training.
Formerly: Line cook, receptionist, creative consultant, farmhand, public relations assistant, assistant to the vp in charge of marketing.
Lots of very, very, very boring work...
I'm 27 and ready to retire 
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Jaggedpine Mistwalker had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Front End Coordinator at CompUSA Store 144 in Highland Park, Illinois
Heh, I think I know where that is...despite the fact I haven't lived in Chicago for eight years
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Siliddar had this to say about Tron:
I babysit two devil children.
I work in a daycare with just under 100 children...and I wake up screaming at night... 
go figure.... 
