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Topic: just cause I'm bord.....
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 01-07-2002 12:09:44 AM
I challange all of you to either offend or flame me in an origional way.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-07-2002 12:12:03 AM
You asked for it.

Drags Aaniele into a small room with many lit candles and scented oils, dominated by a large massage table

Just relax. You can beat me over the head with a baseball bat soon.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 01-07-2002 12:15:11 AM
I am offending/flaming you.
Thank you, drive through
*lurk*
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-07-2002 12:16:25 AM
um... humans suck?
Ryuujin
posted 01-07-2002 12:17:33 AM
er...that purple hair makes you look fat?
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-07-2002 12:17:43 AM
Humans suck?

Am I missing something? Are you one of them alien people dropped off by the Martians?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-07-2002 12:18:29 AM
WTF is wrong with you wanting to be flamed!

Damed masochist.

Good enough?

Thank you and good night EC.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-07-2002 12:22:56 AM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Humans suck?

Am I missing something? Are you one of them alien people dropped off by the Martians?


yeah humans suck... I am human to.. there for i suck...

is there something you're not getting?

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-07-2002 12:24:23 AM
No. Perfectly clear, now.

It's just not every day you hear someone say, directly or indirectly, "I suck."

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-07-2002 12:28:34 AM
yes.. but i'm also saying every human suck...

I mean if you get right down to it.. we do suck, on many different things...

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-07-2002 12:36:25 AM
www.prozac.com


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-07-2002 01:32:03 AM
quote:
Delphi wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You asked for it.

Drags Aaniele into a small room with many lit candles and scented oils, dominated by a large massage table

Just relax. You can beat me over the head with a baseball bat soon.


You die paladin.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-07-2002 01:34:45 AM
You are in a better mood at the height of PMS than you are right now.

Thank you, come again.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-07-2002 03:31:29 AM
*takes Aaniele to the back room and does passionate things to her that set her body aflame, then gets up and leaves when he's done.*

I'll be back in 10 monthes, after the baby is born.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-07-2002 08:59:07 PM
quote:
Azymyth had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*takes Aaniele to the back room and does passionate things to her that set her body aflame, then gets up and leaves when he's done.*

I'll be back in 10 monthes, after the baby is born.


To late. She is already having mine

Anyway. You know you just took a Balrog with a polymorph spell on it into the back room. He is either gonna hate you or love you. One way or the other I would not want to be you.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-07-2002 09:01:56 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Pirotess:
www.prozac.com

Stuff's overrated, man.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-07-2002 09:35:34 PM
You spell poorly and I am convinced you are really a man.

Ho ho ho.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-08-2002 01:56:53 AM
[sphinx]
You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
[/sphinx]
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-08-2002 09:12:34 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
You spell poorly and I am convinced you are really a man.

What Parce said.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 01-08-2002 11:25:35 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You spell poorly and I am convinced you are really a man.

Ho ho ho.


You do not follow the boards closely enough, I sez
Aaniele stated, by accident (?), that (s)he had a girlfriend at one point. So either (s)he is a lesbian, or a man. I'm going with the latter.

La~

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-08-2002 11:43:55 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
You spell poorly and I am convinced you are really a man.

Ho ho ho.


Hm, never thought about the man part.

FLAME: In all the world, in fact the entire universe, there will never be anyone as insignifigant as you are right now.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-09-2002 06:25:30 PM
your sig pic is ugly and you cant type to save your life retard
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-09-2002 06:29:41 PM
quote:
Aaniele had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I challange all of you to either offend or flame me in an origional way.

You are the manlyest person I have ever met.

Veni, vidi, vici
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-09-2002 06:29:48 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
You spell poorly and I am convinced you are really a man.

Ho ho ho.


Does his "Ho ho ho" count as three insults or one?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Aaniele Jadedsky
Pancake
posted 01-09-2002 09:57:26 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
You spell poorly and I am convinced you are really a man.


Very intresting, yet not offending or insulting. You suck at flaming, you can;t even flame an innocient girl when she gives you the opertunity.Oh, and I would ask how it would rally matter weither or not I am actually a girl? I mean, I don;t plan on doing anything where the parts that are unique to girls would actually matter with anyone here....

"A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body"
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-09-2002 10:01:24 PM
quote:
Aaniele Jadedsky had this to say about Captain Planet:
Very intresting, yet not offending or insulting. You suck at flaming, you can;t even flame an innocient girl when she gives you the opertunity.Oh, and I would ask how it would rally matter weither or not I am actually a girl? I mean, I don;t plan on doing anything where the parts that are unique to girls would actually matter with anyone here....

ya know usually i dont rag on people about spelling but halfway through that i started to tear my hair out and cry like a baby...

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-09-2002 10:01:33 PM
Theory: Proven

Welcome to the real you, Mr. Jadedsky.

Aaniele Jadedsky
Pancake
posted 01-09-2002 10:20:02 PM
My dear Mr Parc, I am not quite sure how to react to that one. First reaction is to not care, but then I realize I do. And not what yuo think of me, cause frankly, I don't care what you think of me. But I would ask you to tell me how it really matters, like what diffrence it is going to make if I am female or male to you. Are you going to treat me diffrently? Might you decide that if I am female that you are going to flirt with me?

Well, it seems to me that if this were the case, that I get to then call you a perv and walk away. Cource, that dosn't quite seem to fit. You don't strike me as a perv, so I am left to wonder how it would matter to you. But I can;t really think of anything. All I can think of is that you would assign my opnion more or less vale as a woman, or you would want to hit on/flirt with me.

Well, once again, I can't see how it matters. It is not something you will be able to prove either way, nor am I going to prove that I am in fact female to you, or to anyone else. You can take my word for it, or call me a liar, and I really don;t care, so make your own choice.

"A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body"
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-09-2002 10:22:25 PM
quote:
Aaniele Jadedsky impressed everyone with:
My dear Mr Parc, I am not quite sure how to react to that one. First reaction is to not care, but then I realize I do. And not what yuo think of me, cause frankly, I don't care what you think of me. But I would ask you to tell me how it really matters, like what diffrence it is going to make if I am female or male to you. Are you going to treat me diffrently? Might you decide that if I am female that you are going to flirt with me?

Well, it seems to me that if this were the case, that I get to then call you a perv and walk away. Cource, that dosn't quite seem to fit. You don't strike me as a perv, so I am left to wonder how it would matter to you. But I can;t really think of anything. All I can think of is that you would assign my opnion more or less vale as a woman, or you would want to hit on/flirt with me.

Well, once again, I can't see how it matters. It is not something you will be able to prove either way, nor am I going to prove that I am in fact female to you, or to anyone else. You can take my word for it, or call me a liar, and I really don;t care, so make your own choice.


really uptight for somone ASKING To be flamed. YOU little missy cant handle what you ask for :P

so in otherwords if ya cant take the abuse dont ask for it : P


now SHUT UP you

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-09-2002 10:25:18 PM
Sorry, no flirting from me.

See, I have these crazy things called "standards" and I usually like to meet them when doing something.

Unfortunately, intelligence and the ability to spell is one of them. Sorry to disappoint you.

But, anyway, my point was proven quite well. So, I think I should have succeeded at this post's original intent.

And thus, with the following, I bid you adieu:

I win.

Aaniele Jadedsky
Pancake
posted 01-09-2002 10:32:07 PM
*boaws to Parc*

I will accept defeat at the hands of a greater stupitity than my own. Not to give any credit to anything you said. Well, I really don;t care all that much.

"A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body"
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-09-2002 10:35:43 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
[sphinx]
You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
[/sphinx]

That was a great movie,

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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