DUMP EM!
That is right break up with them right now. Who needs them anyways. Think about it besides getting love, companinship, sex, friendship, sex, cuddling, sex, sex and also sex, what do you REALLY get out of that relationship. NOTHING BUT HEARTACHE! So why deal with it anymore dump those girls and join the single life with me! It will be the best time you ever had i gurantee.
Im so lonely
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Blind Swordsman wrote this stupid crap:
yeah, relationships are great, up until the point where they cheat on you and stomp on your heart a few times.
4 times and going!
My life sucks
Oddly none of my GF's remain my friends afterwards Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
Kameks: well, congrats, you have just set your likeleness of getting a girlfriend who posts here to -5664. Congradulations.
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Gikkwiny wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Kameks: well, congrats, you have just set your likeleness of getting a girlfriend who posts here to -5664. Congradulations.
welcome to the club...
beer is in the corner
[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
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Gikkwiny had this to say about John Romero:
Blindy: Hugs yaKameks: well, congrats, you have just set your likeleness of getting a girlfriend who posts here to -5664. Congradulations.
Because i dont like dumb bimbos who are only interested in sex? Im not sure if that is an insult to me or the women who post here.
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Kameks had this to say about pies:
dump those girls and join the single life with me! It will be the best time you ever had i gurantee.Im so lonely
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Because i dont likedumbbimbos who areonlyinterested in sex
I think I wanna be the editor for the President's speach writer when I grow up. 
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
this post brought to you by Testosterone!
quote:Jeez wehat bought that on? Denestsu is it ...."that time" of the month again?
Densetsu had this to say about Pirotess:
Fuck You.
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I think I wanna be the editor for the President's speach writer when I grow up.
That was either brilliant, or the most ironic typo I've seen in weeks! LOL!
~~~
I've been a speech writer--it's harder than you might think. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
You're a puritan, right? Well, God gave you a hand for a reason, boy, and it wasn't to type up crybaby gotta-get-girls posts!
Now go buy yourself some vaseline and don't come back until you're strong enough to crush bricks with one hand.
[Abashi]
Quit Yet Bitchin
[Abashi/]
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
God, you're sad.You're a puritan, right? Well, God gave you a hand for a reason, boy, and it wasn't to type up crybaby gotta-get-girls posts!
Now go buy yourself some vaseline and don't come back until you're strong enough to crush bricks with one hand.
OMG Parc! I just shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose because of that. You have any idea how much that hurts?!
Bravo! Encore!
-Tok
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
God, you're sad.You're a puritan, right? Well, God gave you a hand for a reason, boy, and it wasn't to type up crybaby gotta-get-girls posts!
Now go buy yourself some vaseline and don't come back until you're strong enough to crush bricks with one hand.
For some reason, that's the funniest thing I've seen/heard all day...
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Check out the big brain on Kegwen Tabibito!
For some reason, that's the funniest thing I've seen/heard all day...
actually i think thats officially the funniest thing i have ever read on these boards in my whole time of beng here
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Mr. Duck had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
welcome to the club...beer is in the corner
hops off the keg
Not anymore in this corner, is there more in another corner?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
God, you're sad.You're a puritan, right? Well, God gave you a hand for a reason, boy, and it wasn't to type up crybaby gotta-get-girls posts!
Now go buy yourself some vaseline and don't come back until you're strong enough to crush bricks with one hand.
it's the "crush bricks with one hand" bit that cracks me up.
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Now, in this paragraph, I shall defend how girls are truly wonderful. I like them, I think they are wonderful, and so on.
I fear that I lost faction. Bleh. But don't worry, please inform me if I did, and quest completions in the form of money shall come!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
God, you're sad.You're a puritan, right? Well, God gave you a hand for a reason, boy, and it wasn't to type up crybaby gotta-get-girls posts!
Now go buy yourself some vaseline and don't come back until you're strong enough to crush bricks with one hand.
*slaps Parcelan across the cheek, and holds a crucifix.* WICKED CHILD! *slap, slap* I shall have my hands, as GOD intended! Buried up to the elbow, inside the vicar! please don't hurt me.
Also Parce for some odd reason i can lift 200pounds wiht my right hand bt only 50 with my left odd aint it Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
Pved, if someone had to make the "catholic priest child molestor" joke, I'm glad that for once it wasn't me.
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