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Topic: Hello all....I'm new.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:25:19 PM
I'm relatively new to the EQ forums, but already I've noticed some weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in.

(Four 'Respect points' if you can tell me where that's from.)

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
nem-x
posted 01-05-2002 09:26:56 PM
OMGZ sigpic scary! heeeeeelp
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-05-2002 09:27:09 PM
Welcome!

Enjoy the ride.

Don't be shy, 'cause it's for sure no one else will be!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-05-2002 09:28:26 PM
Ok here are the basic rules for you.

Drysart- this guy is a BIG troll he annoys everyone and threatens to hack and ban people PFT yeah right.

Peachis- thinks she is Drysarts GF even though she has never meet him in real life CRRRRRRAZY.

Cadga-smartest guy here LISTEN TO HIM!

Bloodsage-We ban him again and again but he keeps coming back just ignore him.

Also i am the mod and owner of the fourum so always do as i say.

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2002 09:28:46 PM
That is the most disturbing sig pic I've seen in awhile.

*shudders*

And I normally like rats, but that is just...just...odd.

Oh, and welcome.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:30:08 PM
Well, thank you all (four of you?) for the warm welcome; but none of you has managed to earn my four 'respect points'!

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Rodent King ]

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-05-2002 09:30:10 PM
So what do we call him? Ro? King? Hmmmm, Rodent, Rod, RK...

I think I will stick with Rodent.

~~~ Hi! ~~~

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-05-2002 09:30:54 PM
Umm... I wanna be cool
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:32:16 PM
*bites Timpofee*
MY THREAD!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
nem-x
posted 01-05-2002 09:32:46 PM
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-05-2002 09:32:58 PM
Simpsons episode with the stonecutters and hello
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-05-2002 09:33:23 PM
Is that a wombat?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2002 09:34:18 PM
We call him, freaky rat boy.

*nods* yep, that will work.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:34:26 PM

Hey! That's my high school year book picture!

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Rodent King ]

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:35:26 PM
Niklas wins 4 of my respect points!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
nem-x
posted 01-05-2002 09:36:35 PM
And I thought parce's goblin looked scary
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-05-2002 09:40:39 PM
You know.. Cougars eat rats...


Welcome aboard sweety don't let us scare ya

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:42:54 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about dark elf butts:
You know.. Cougars eat rats...


Welcome aboard sweety don't let us scare ya


Is there a Cougar King?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-05-2002 09:47:58 PM
Well.. I'm a gal.. guess that makes me the Cougar Queen rawr!
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-05-2002 09:49:23 PM
gerbil!
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-05-2002 09:51:18 PM
Welcome to the boards!
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-05-2002 09:51:23 PM
Beware! For Mr. Parcelan is the true Rodent King here!

He wields the sword of Pudding that was broken 'cuz pudding really isn't good material to make swords out of and is now in his stomach 'cuz he ate it.

Oooo! Wall candy! ^_^

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Lazuli ]

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 09:53:10 PM
Well, do any of the following creatures scare you? I control rats, spiders, scorpions, lizards, frogs, bats, cats (they don't listen to me though) snakes, insects, lawyers, racoons and other creatures of the night.

(If that doesn't frighten your cougars, the I'm going back to lurking these message boards.)

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-05-2002 09:56:01 PM
Eats the n00b.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 01-05-2002 09:56:47 PM
(smiles, waving)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-05-2002 09:57:03 PM
Separated at birth?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2002 09:59:02 PM
Usually when a new pancake starts out in his introduction with the word: "control", it's a sure-sign of bad times to come.

Welcome, chum.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 01-05-2002 10:01:10 PM
Anyone else get Secret of Evermore flashbacks?

"I'm the king of the rats, I tell ya! King of the rats!"

Eh. Welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay. Your body will be consumed for energy when you leave.

-Carl.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
The Fatty Man
Pancake
posted 01-05-2002 10:01:33 PM
Well, I'm a bit less new (older?) than you, but already you've gotten more attetion than I've gotten in four months of occasionally posting!
Life is long... eat to pass the time.
Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 01-05-2002 10:02:43 PM
Welcome pancake,
allow me to introduce myself, im one of the board's asses, so if anything I said offends you, it served it's purpose.

[/URL]
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 10:06:28 PM
quote:
The Fatty Man had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Well, I'm a bit less new (older?) than you, but already you've gotten more attetion than I've gotten in four months of occasionally posting!

*points at The Fatty Man*
My post! Get him my minions!
*The Fatty Man screams as he's buried by thousands of rats/spiders...etc.*

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2002 10:07:39 PM
Oh yeah...and a projecter...we're gonna like you, friend.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-05-2002 10:09:46 PM
Mr. Parcelan gets 6 'respect points' for the scary sig pic.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-05-2002 10:17:45 PM
{Just a hint for the n00b: what Parcelan is referring to are the two cardinal sins of EC RPing. Don't godmode. Don't project actions onto others.

The penalty is becoming universal flamebait for an unspecified period, then being ridiculed for another unspecified period after you reform. It can be survived, but it's tough.

}

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-05-2002 10:31:16 PM
I control pandas

They stomp on you if you piss them off

*points to Ja`Deth*

Seriously though, welcome to the boards


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-05-2002 10:57:19 PM
Ryu hands the noob a ticking golden apple with the word KALLISTI written on it.

Hi!

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-05-2002 11:01:51 PM
hi

IM MONKAH
EET N00b HEDS!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-06-2002 12:10:45 AM
Welcome aboard!
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-06-2002 08:32:45 AM
Uh...ok, now that everyone knows me; now what do I do? Isn't there some kind of hazing I have to go through?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-06-2002 08:44:53 AM
Now . . .

. . . you join in the fun!

I think if you maintain your sanity long enough, there's a prize, or something.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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