Now Galoob is developing a device that is rumored to help you cheat at the ultimate game: The game of life. The "Gene Genie" plugs into the top of your skull where it then interfaces with your brain. After entering a few codes, the user's DNA is rearranged.
But what can it do? Galoob claims that they will eventually find many helpful codes. Crippled people will be able to walk. Deaf people will hear. Those with AIDS will develop an immunity to the disease. But, just as with the original Game Genie, helpful codes are hard to find. That's why Galoob has an army of testers plugging in random codes and noting the effects.
I recently joined the team and I must tell you that more often than not, the codes yielded undesirable results. Here are some of my notes.
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ABB9-EA22 - user sweats glue
6A11-1BBC - start every day with 5 white blood cells
4F2F-802B - user bursts into flames while screaming names of popular jazz pianists
4F2F-8C2B - user bursts into flames while whispering names of popular jazz pianists
4F2F-8F2F - user bursts into flames while saying that they have a "jazzy penis"
99DA-57BC - user becomes a racist
99BA-57BC - user becomes a rapist
8F55-C108 - user responds to every question with "God don't make no junk."
0102-A764 - loss of bowel control during certain phases of the moon
566D-07DD - unlimited saliva
Any other forumers work at Galoob? Care to share notes?
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Black Mage had this to say about Tron:
GONE-NUTS - User posts at Evercrest daily.
really, me too.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Cuba:
STAR-TREK : User is turned into bane, causes user to be beaten up daily
But bane doesn't get beaten up daily
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566D-07DE - User's saliva glands produce a flamable agent
623A-87AC - Dogs hump your legs consantly
580M-02TY - user's head is replaced by a bucket
154K-03MG - user loses all knowledge of grammer and proper spelling
532I-04DE - (_|_)
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GTAI-SFUN - User goes into a "Killing Frenzy" using the closest, most painful, weapon.
KILL-4FUN - Similar to "GTAI-SFUN", but, the user will use any weapon, even if it can't hurt a fly.
LONG-POST - On message boards, the user will always make long posts.
[ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Kolak ]
[ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]
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Falaanla Marr stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
STAR-TREK : User is turned into bane, causes user to be beaten up daily
STFU-N00B : Causes user to STOP FLAMING BANE ALREADY. [ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Suddar Williams ]
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GTAI-SFUN - User goes into a "Killing Frenzy" using the closest, most painful, weapon.
KILL-4FUN - Similar to "GTAI-SFUN", but, the user will use any weapon, even if it can't hurt a fly.
LONG-POST - On message boards, the user will always make long posts.
FREE-PORN - Causes the user to put up a website containing all their pr0n for free.
BANM-ENOW - The user will constantly make messageboard accounts just to get banned.
IMAT-ROLL - The user will turn into a "troll" on messageboards.
L33T-D00D - All the user's text will turn into "l33t sp33k".
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AAA3-FB23 - user will eat human flesh until he/she sees a butterfly
AA33-FB23 - user will excrete human flesh until he/she sees a butterfly
B2A5-E7F9 - grants the ability to unhinge jaw and the capacity (and evident inclination) to swallow dog-sized objects whole.
4B9C- 2A22 - user develops an apparent severe aversion to breathing. Code only effective for three minutes or so, then prompts a system-wide reset.
55B8-4DFA - when simultaneously input by two or more users, they will make sweet love to one another without end. If we want civilization to continue, I recommend we disable this code on future units. If only one user inputs the code, he/she will attempt to impregnate/become pregnant by the nearest tree.
3DCC-42DF - user starts the day with 40 extra gallons of blood.
3FCF-D42A - causes massive anal bleeding. Should not be used with the code above.
[ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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45BU-M8P3 - user bumps threads in random order
83FG-WAZ1 - user has an annoying movie quote for any given situiation
1011-1010 - user only communicates in binary language
U2M0-M411 - user replies to every thing said to them with "Your Moma!"
341B-EV32 - causes user to join a homosexual beaver suport group
0631-13EV - causes user to consume 40 gallons of any liquid available in less than 30 seconds
0631-13EW - user to urinate 40 gallons in less than 30 seconds
0324-05OW - user urinates a highly acidic agent
C0M9-W0R3 - user commits sexual intercourse with any electronic device in sight
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Black Mage stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
GONE-NUTS - User posts at Evercrest daily.
Don't forget:
NUTS-GONE: Neuters subject. Only works on males.
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.
