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Topic: The Secret to Women!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-20-2001 11:46:27 AM
So, Yahoo Messenger is the only thing I can get past the Firewall, don't ask me why. I edited out my female friend's name for her protection from you pervs. Not to mention that she got married like 2 weeks ago, so she's off the market


friend: Mips says "Gimme yogurt!"
mightybajah: If your cat walked up and actually asked for something, no matter what it was, I'd do my best to give it. Talking cats r00l.
friend: Heh.
friend: He just "mrrowr"ed it.
friend: He's not THAT cool.
mightybajah: Well, he's got that cool indicator thing going. I think I'll walk over to some Dr Pepper and Mrrowr it.
friend: Works on girls too.
mightybajah: SO THAT'S THE SECRET!
friend: Aww yeah. Grrlz love the mrrowr.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-20-2001 11:48:27 AM
Damn ...doesn't work on women that prefer dogs ...
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 11:49:29 AM
actually, I can second that opnion. I find my cat oddly attractive when he does that.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 11:57:10 AM
Probably becouse im French canadina...
but i dont get it

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-20-2001 11:58:35 AM
A continuation! Gods, the conversations when one is bored out of their skull.

mightybajah: I shall spread this information amongst the men tribes.
friend: No! Only to those who will use it wisely!
mightybajah: .... that means just me, then.
friend: Pretty much.
mightybajah: Mrrowr.
mightybajah: Hm.
mightybajah: I think I can do this.
friend: Heh, best practice.
mightybajah: Are you saying I suck?
friend: No, but its potency should be well maintained.
mightybajah: Should I go with the low, gutteral mrrowr, or the more common, straight forward mrrowr?
friend: Depends on the girl.
friend: But never high pitched, remember.
mightybajah: High pitched only late at night on the fence.
friend: Yes, but that kind of mrrowr isn't for the nice girls

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 12-20-2001 12:03:02 PM
oooooh low gutteral mrrowr!!!!

Illanae swoons!

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-20-2001 12:03:25 PM
Glad to see you finally learned the secret Baj.. I've know it for years.

I tend to go with the low, gutteral purring growl sound of the larger cats. (lions, tigers etc). Ask Synny

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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-20-2001 12:04:04 PM
Nice girls may like the mrrowr..but damnit, they didnt invent it. *purrs* Plus, they're nice. Who cares what they like anyway..
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-20-2001 12:09:34 PM
Bajah lets out a nice, low, gutteral "Mrrowr" for all the ladies.
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:14:12 PM
i still dont get it ...

oh well, im gona go smooch my GF

*Ukko leaves the room*

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-20-2001 12:15:08 PM
... I don't think Ukko needs to 'get it.'
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-20-2001 12:15:47 PM
/me attempts a righteous, honorable "Mrrowr!"

/me makes his hair look nice, for surely there is a stampede of babes coming his way

Felocity
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:18:29 PM
*tackles Mightion and gives him a big smooch!*
Pass the cookies!
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-20-2001 12:19:06 PM
Pounces Mightion. Licks

Mmm..meow, baby.

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-20-2001 12:20:26 PM
By Marr, it works!

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 12-20-2001 12:21:30 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about (_|_):
/me attempts a righteous, honorable "Mrrowr!"

/me makes his hair look nice, for surely there is a stampede of babes coming his way


pig furries ?

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:27:17 PM
grawrr?

grworr?

hrm.... need pratice...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:30:56 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mightion Defensor was all like:
/me attempts a righteous, honorable "Mrrowr!"

/me makes his hair look nice, for surely there is a stampede of babes coming his way


*tackle huggels Mightion from acrossed the room*

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:45:49 PM
I've always preferred the more feral, "Rowr," myself.

Rowr.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-20-2001 03:30:59 PM
I prefer a high, cute, kitteny mrrowr. Makes me want to pounce and snuggle and play like kitties and such.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-20-2001 07:25:49 PM
*smiles and looks inquisitively at everyone*

mrew?

*licks her paws*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 12-20-2001 07:50:34 PM

mrrowr

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-20-2001 07:55:20 PM
*pounces Synny and snuggles*

Mrrowr..




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