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Krissy
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posted 12-15-2001 06:22:57 AM
Blah. This movie kinda sucked. Mostly just really gross stuff.

It was kinda funny at certain parts though. I'm still glad I went 'cause I had fun with friends but I wouldn't want to see it again

AND THAT IS MY REVIEW!! THE QUEEN OF FUN HAS SPOKEN!

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-15-2001 07:58:08 AM
quote:
Seurenna had this to say about Pirotess:
Blah. This movie kinda sucked. Mostly just really gross stuff.

if you think about it

that was the point

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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 09:09:39 AM
Is there a name for this movie? I suppose it could be "Not another teen movie" but I haven't heard of that one, heh. Or maybe "Blah"? Im not trying to be an ass, but I don't know what movie your talking about, and I admit that those really Could be the names of movies these days.
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m0x
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 09:13:07 AM
The name IS "Not another teen movie"
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 09:24:54 AM
I see. Can you tell I don't watch much TV?
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Troodon
Technology Luddite
posted 12-15-2001 09:45:12 AM
quote:
Seurenna had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Blah. This movie kinda sucked. Mostly just really gross stuff.

It was kinda funny at certain parts though. I'm still glad I went 'cause I had fun with friends but I wouldn't want to see it again

AND THAT IS MY REVIEW!! THE QUEEN OF FUN HAS SPOKEN!


That seems to be the way most of these parody movies go, like Scary Movie, Wrongfully Accused, etc. 70% stupid, 25% gross, 5% funny. But the 5% that is funny is VERY FUNNY! Thought the same about the South Park movie (actually any episode of the show I've seen falls under these same percentages). I'm not going to spend the money to see this one, but I'll probably rent it on video when it comes out.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 10:25:58 AM
Yeah, that's what I expected. How anybody can think that Scary Movie style humour is, well, humourous, is beyond me.

In other news, HI SEU!
(kneels before the Queen of Fun)
Command me, my queen!

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Troodon
Technology Luddite
posted 12-15-2001 10:39:42 AM
quote:
Sentow had this to say about pies:
Yeah, that's what I expected. How anybody can think that Scary Movie style humour is, well, humourous, is beyond me.

In other news, HI SEU!
(kneels before the Queen of Fun)
Command me, my queen!


I hated 95% of Scary Movie. But the parts that were funny, were VERY FUNNY! Wish I didn't have to sit through the rest of it just for the small amount though. If they could just start making the rest of the movie the same way they made any off the parts that were any good, then they'd really have something.

Think the main problem with these kinds of movies is that they're trying to make a full length movie out of sketch comedy. Result is that the movie feels like a series of sketches instead of something of unitary design. And they've yet to realize that stupid and/or gross rarely equals funny. (Although it can sometimes, but not if it's overused).

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-15-2001 10:43:31 AM
Oh, okay.

Now where have you been?

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Troodon
Technology Luddite
posted 12-15-2001 10:44:31 AM
Well think I'll just wait for this to come out on video, then I can fast-forward past the stupid and gross parts, and save 4 bucks. Today I'll just watch the worst-ever Batman (including Adam West, he was campy, but he CARED at least!) go rob a casino with a bunch of other random movie stars. Until Wednesday, when I can see a hobbit go through lots of trouble just to throw away some ring. Man, I know tons of people who have lost rings without even trying, but he has to go through an entire life threatening quest just to get rid of it... looks to be an excellent movie though.
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 12:27:17 PM
quote:
Troodon had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Well think I'll just wait for this to come out on video, then I can fast-forward past the stupid and gross parts, and save 4 bucks. Today I'll just watch the worst-ever Batman (including Adam West, he was campy, but he CARED at least!) go rob a casino with a bunch of other random movie stars. Until Wednesday, when I can see a hobbit go through lots of trouble just to throw away some ring. Man, I know tons of people who have lost rings without even trying, but he has to go through an entire life threatening quest just to get rid of it... looks to be an excellent movie though.

Noooooo, you ruined the ending!

Feed my hungry soul.
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 12-15-2001 04:00:34 PM
quote:
Troodon had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
That seems to be the way most of these parody movies go, like Scary Movie, Wrongfully Accused, etc. 70% stupid, 25% gross, 5% funny.

It was sorta like that, except 70% gross, and 25% stupid, and the funny 5% wasn't all that funny.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-16-2001 07:43:23 AM
I wonder... If you are even of age to remember some of the movies that are spoofed in "Not Another Teen Movie." We're talking movies some 10-15 years old by now in some cases..

Besides, spoof movies are supposed to be silly and stupid. Exaggeration of the campy cheesyness of the movies it's mocking.

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posted 12-16-2001 07:49:07 AM
It probably would have been hilarious if they hadn't added 453,643,756 bathroom jokes.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-16-2001 09:34:07 AM
Are you saying Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ISN'T then funniest movie you have ever seen?
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-16-2001 09:38:25 AM
frabjky when i see these movies i put all my reservations and inhibitions at home and just leave my carnal and primitive desires


then its like 90% funny specially the Excorcist spoof part in Scarey movie 2 :P

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