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Topic: A new "Dune" spinoff, based on real life?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-13-2001 12:09:13 PM
The boobs control the Universe. Whoever controls the women, controls the boobs. The Emperor has issued a challenge to each of the royal houses, "I need boobs!"
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 12-13-2001 12:15:50 PM
Hmm, then that means that woman control the Universe since we ultimately control the boobies.
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 12:21:54 PM
quote:
Kalah had this to say about dark elf butts:
Hmm, then that means that woman control the Universe since we ultimately control the boobies.

You'll find little argument here.

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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 12-13-2001 12:24:40 PM
Oh, I know that I was just rubbing it in.
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Mightion Defensor
posted 12-13-2001 12:35:28 PM
Well, since women control the boobies; they need to work on their distribution methods; I'm 30 and haven't received my rightful share yet.
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DS
Perma-Newbie
posted 12-13-2001 04:03:54 PM
In a sexist, disgraceful comment, it is not the women who control the boobs. It is whoever has the most money.

(Bad joke?)

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-13-2001 04:05:09 PM
*flaunts*
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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 12-13-2001 04:36:22 PM
*bounces past*
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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Mightion Defensor
posted 12-13-2001 04:38:26 PM
/me watches Suchii flaunt and Kilauea bounce

Temptresses....

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 12-13-2001 04:42:48 PM
I understand the power of the boobs since I was under their control once, twice, three...hell I am still a slave to them.
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Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 04:44:31 PM
I must insert a bad joke here....

The power of b00bies compells you! The power of b00bies compells you!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-13-2001 05:55:58 PM
Hehehahahaowithinkiburstmyspleen@RPC.com.

Bot I'm pretty sure 'Compel' is spelled with one L.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-13-2001 05:58:28 PM
*summons a trampoline* want to join me, Kilauea?
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-13-2001 06:13:02 PM
I am at your complete disposal, Suchii.
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Rowyl
Pancake
posted 12-13-2001 11:31:23 PM
You cannot escape the power of the boobs.
-Rowyl
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-13-2001 11:33:23 PM
...... mean....
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-13-2001 11:45:29 PM
At least it's not a Star Wars spinoff... imagine that..

"I feel a disturbance in the b00bies.."

"These are not the b00bies you are looking for.."

"You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her b00bies..."





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Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 02:13:44 AM
Ponders the question. Weighs her decision.

The Emperor has asked for boobs from the houses?

Interesting... House Domine has the most boobs of any house and we live to do the Emperor's bidding.

Perhaps we shall lend him our boobs, should our position improve because of it.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-14-2001 03:58:17 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on AbbigailSD!
At least it's not a Star Wars spinoff... imagine that..

"I feel a disturbance in the b00bies.."

"These are not the b00bies you are looking for.."

"You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her b00bies..."


The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the boobies commander.

Nobody said anything about giving boobies to the bounty hunter!

Luke, search your boobies, you know it to be true!

Join me, and together we can rule the boobies as father and son!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-14-2001 05:48:53 AM
quote:
Rozland had this to say:
Interesting... House Domine has the most boobs of any house and we live to do the Emperor's bidding.

Perhaps we shall lend him our boobs, should our position improve because of it.

Mistress, shall I test the boobs before they are dispatched to the Emperor? Less-than-standard boobs might displease him.

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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 07:26:09 AM
*chuckles* Mortious bowing and scraping?

Egads what is this world coming to?

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-14-2001 07:27:14 AM
Stunning fem furs are the only things I'll bow and scrape to.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-14-2001 07:34:24 AM
It is by the boobies alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the mamaries of females that thoughts acquire speed; the hands acquire cramps; the cramps become a warning.It is by the boobies alone that I set my mind in motion.

And a few SW ones:

I find your lack of boobies disturbing.

I sense much boobies with you.

Use the boobies, Luke!

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Random Insanity Generator ]

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