Blindy: Hi doll!
GF: Hey, babe.
Blindy: You know I was thinking about winter break, we should talk more often than we did last year.
GF: I know, I think i'll buy one of those thousand minute phone cards and use that.
Blindy: You should download AIM, it's free and you can talk to me whenever you are online.
GF: The only problem is they cost, like, $100. I need to get a job and get a paycheck before I can buy one.
Blindy: You could download AIM and use that until you can buy a phone card. Ooh even better id-
GF: I think I'll buy a $10 phone card and use that until I get my first paycheck. should last long enough.
Blindy: I'll be working full time so I will always get off around the same times, I could just call you on my cell phone. Free long distance.
GF: ... well that might not last long enough, I mean 10 bucks is just 100 minutes ...
Blindy: Are you listening to me?
GF: Or perhaps I should download AIM.
Blindy: I said that 5 minutes ago...
GF: Are you going to be working full time?
Blindy: *evil eyes* Yes.. I am..
GF: Well then you should get off the same time every night then? I could contact you by AIM... But sweetie I like talking to you over the phone better.
Blindy: I get free long distance on my cell phone, and I have like 1500 Minut-
GF: I better buy a phone card. Its the best way, really.
Blindy: *pounding head against table* I just said that I get 1500 Minutes of free long distance on my cell pho-
GF: Why are you mad? Are you listening to me?
Blindy: *ripping the head off the nearest person* Yeah.
GF: Ok so I'll download AIM until I can afford a 1000 minute phone card. That sound good sweetie?
Blindy: *running though the wall and screaming*
Then, one day, when she asks why you don't talk to her anymore, say "What!? I always talk to you!!"
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Blind Swordsman impressed everyone with:
Blindy: *ripping the head off the nearest person* Yeah.
lol
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
If only I could remember who did that quote...
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Mightion Defensor had this to say:
A man in incomplete without a woman. Then he's finished.If only I could remember who did that quote...
I wouldn't doubt if a mortician said that.
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Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Sounds like your girlfriends talks to hear herself speak
Or is deaf.
[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Anklebitur D'gnome ]
im the latter
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Blind Swordsman impressed everyone with:
I would laugh too, if it wasn't a typical example of our conversations.
OMFG haha im sorry for you man
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Fazumzen Fastfist was all like:
D00d you're in middle school?
Seems like it.
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Seems like it.
Are you trying to imply that you AREN'T?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
hey thats how i fix my TV should work on your GF
(this was a joke i do NOT feel abuse of ones significant other is acceptable in ANY situation)
If she protests refuse to say anything till she agrees not to say anything until you are done outlining your plan
humor disclaimer [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Callalron ]
