2. Instead of having a secret service, the President of the United States should have a Secret Service of Ninja.
3. You should legally be able to inflict bodily harm upon clowns. They make fun of people to get a cheap laugh from the audience. Why can't you do the same thing back? Just turn that clown upside down, and then give him a piledriver!
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Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Pirotess:
1. Jaywalkers should be fair game. If they aren't using a crosswalk, you should be legally able to run them over.
Isn't there a point system out there for pedestrians? You know, like old grannys are 5 points but kids on those annoying scooters are sometihng like 50.
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Ferret had this to say about John Romero:
Isn't there a point system out there for pedestrians? You know, like old grannys are 5 points but kids on those annoying scooters are sometihng like 50.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Ruvyen Warblade wrote this stupid crap:
3. You should legally be able to inflict bodily harm upon clowns. They make fun of people to get a cheap laugh from the audience. Why can't you do the same thing back? Just turn that clown upside down, and then give him a piledriver!
Not all clown are that way...I remember this one clown at my grandmother's funeral...Hehe, Rotty the funeral clown was a great performer; he made some great baloons shaped like coffins and skulls. he even did a ventriloquist act using my grandmother as the dummy!
[ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: The Fatty Man ]
Oh, and Strider, I resent that remark about fat shirtless guys.
