I WAS TOLD ABOUT IT TODAY. LEAVING ME THREE DAYS TO COMPILE NOTES AND STUDY LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
*runs off crying*
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First Dragon wrote this stupid crap:
I figured out that if you pay attention in class you dont need to study.
But that's hard.
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Demitri had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
But that's hard.
Never found it hard to do so, I just sit at my desk trying to avoid all the morons around me and turn my head to the blackboard every now and then, I can pick up all of the important stuff most of the time.
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Demitri stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
But that's hard.
I'm with him!
Take a massive, giant shit.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Seriously, trust me.
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We were all impressed when Ruvyen Warblade wrote:
If you can go to the bathroom, close the door, and RUN LIKE HELL. DON'T LOOK BACK. GO STRAIGHT FOR THE DOORS.
Only if you're extremely desperate for the bathroom. 
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First Dragon had this to say about Cuba:
I figured out that if you pay attention in class you dont need to study
Let's see you do that with a professor who puts you to sleep with just a few words, no matter how much COFFEE you drank earlier...
Yep. I had a Computer Science professor that was notorious for doing that...
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Solstyce had this to say about Duck Tales:
I do pay attention. Just that the classes are three hours long, and after about two, your brain becomes little more than greyish coleslaw.
What flavor is this brain-coleslaw you speak of? 
quote:I had a professor who was in his 70's. He taught one set of material in class, gave homeworks from the class text on a second set of material, and gave exams on a third set. Any two categories had a 15-25% overlap. Of the 150 enrolled students, 75 came to class, and of those only about 30 stayed awake. The semester I had him was the last semester the college let him teach. He had no research either (being as his info was several years out of date), but they couldn't fire him because of tenure (sp?). He also gave pop-exams. Not pop-quizzes, pop-exams.
Kennatsu had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Let's see you do that with a professor who puts you to sleep with just a few words, no matter how much COFFEE you drank earlier...Yep. I had a Computer Science professor that was notorious for doing that...
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Kennatsu had this to say about Pirotess:
Yep. I had a Computer Science professor that was notorious for doing that...
I had THREE computer teachers like that.
One for Assembly language programing.
One for CoBOL language programing.
One for computer concepts and history, and programing logic.
They all three talked in monotone. Each class was a couple hours long. Each gave enough homework that just one class removed any real hope of having free time.
Did I ever mention that I didn't make it through college?
