Case 1: Watching the Final Fantasy: Spirits Within extra features DVD, you come to find out that Hein is a Scorpio.
Case 2: In the Rutger Hauer sci fi movie "Split Second" the demonic killer's personal sign is Scorpio, and is used to track him.
Case 3: Chris Rock's "No Sex in the Champagne Room" alludes that Scorpios are going to die having sex.
Yeesh...Scorpios are either villains or sex fiends. Guess it could be worse...Guess other signs could just be jealous. All just an observation.
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means I dont give a fuck. I'm level headed. I get women. I cant keep the women. But I'm not as much of a slut as them bug people.
Scorpio here too...
center of attention, life of the party..
hmm, sure dont act like it do I, heh
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Case 1: Watching the Final Fantasy: Spirits Within extra features DVD, you come to find out that Hein is a Scorpio.
And there's something wrong with that? I rather liked General Hein. He was, literally, the most animated character, and most believable for me.
But I'm a scorpio, I must be biased. 
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Check out the big brain on Kloie!
pisces r0xx0rz all
Yes, yes they do. [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Miandor ]
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KaLourin DthBlayde thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Leo ..y0...center of attention, life of the party..
hmm, sure dont act like it do I, heh
Leo here too.
We r0x0r.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
According to Chris Rock, I'm gonna die twice.
Right there with ya, JooJoo. Even on the same day, too
all you other signs get goofy symbols 
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Scorpio is a Water element, and this makes it a somewhat enigmatic sign. Water is more receptive and introverted, but Scorpio is a Plutonian-power force. Perhaps that is why Scorpio is the sign capable of the greatest metamorphosis and renewal. If we think about it, we may look at a lake and see the interplay of light and shadows. Unless we explore further, we cannot tell just how deep it is -- or what is going on within. You'll find great love, feeling, desire and sensitivity when we probe the depths of mysterious Scorpio. A fixed nature makes Scorpio favor stability. Without some positive energy, Scorpio can go to extremes. The Scorpion may use his or her the strength to exert power over others. Love can become a stronger passion than even the Scorpio can handle, and possessiveness or jealousy can surface. Independence brings balance. The Scorpio with inner security can let partners explore and remain receptive to their needs
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I WANNA die having sex. What a way to go out!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
hmmmm... nothing about elephants in that.
stomp stomp STOMP!
quote:With my luck, it'll probably be during my first time so I won't even be around to know if I enjoyed it or not
Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
I'm a Scorpio!I WANNA die having sex. What a way to go out!
But, sort of the anti-leo.
Except the ego part, at least according to some people I know.
Lyrics:
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find tru happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
Al is my hero.
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Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
I've done that. And I'm a scorpio, and I had low self esteem.
WEIRD AL IS A PSYCHIC! Or psychotic. But he's still great.
nuff said [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]
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Zephyer had this to say about pies:
I'm a Gemini! Which mean's I'm fooked in the head!
Are not.
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Sangwyyn wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Are not.
Am too! 
<-- munches on a cookie, doublely delicious
Sound like me?
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
