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Topic: How to get dee weemmin...
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-26-2001 07:11:50 PM
<---

Grow a sexah moustache and watch the chicks flow in!

Mad props to Demitri for putting the 'stache on my sigpic, yo.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-26-2001 07:13:45 PM
Cool, y0.

Props not needed, would of been better had Photoshop not been a complete bitch.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-26-2001 07:14:25 PM
Aww, like a little baby Jebus!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-26-2001 07:19:08 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Karnaj wrote:
Aww, like a little baby Jebus!
No.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 11-26-2001 07:19:48 PM
*Touches Parc's stash...his moustache*

Heh heh heh.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-26-2001 07:25:07 PM
What about a Fu Manchoo mustache?
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 11-26-2001 08:26:49 PM
Give me midol and I'll love you forever
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-26-2001 08:39:18 PM
EVIL Dr.Khyron has stolen the world's stash of Midol in his search for a girlfriend! Now all women must come to HIM for their medicine!

Sane Assistant : Uhhhh, Doctor, I don't think four boxes counts as 'the world's stash'...

EVIL Dr.Khyron : QUIET FOOL! I must plot now, and wring my hands like a true villian! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 11-26-2001 08:41:37 PM
Ocyrrhoe pokes Khy, whimpering pathetically, hand held out.

Midol?

Ocyrrhoe notes that cramps are baaad.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Kameks
BANNED
posted 11-26-2001 08:42:51 PM
So you have all the women huh. That explains why im not getting any then i guess
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Skaw
posted 11-26-2001 08:46:09 PM
It works I tells you!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-26-2001 08:49:55 PM
Homer Simpson said it best.

"In Amer-eeeka, first j00 ged da shuger...denn you ged da power...denn you ged da weeemmin..."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-26-2001 08:53:31 PM
Kloie pretends to swoon over Mr. Parcelan!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-26-2001 08:53:57 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
Homer Simpson said it best.

"In Amer-eeeka, first j00 ged da shuger...denn you ged da power...denn you ged da weeemmin..."


Das ist gut! Sehr gut... Ja!

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-26-2001 09:07:46 PM
i wondar if my charm si WORKING AS I SPEAK!@
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 11-26-2001 09:26:59 PM
I think Bajah had it right all along. You just need a cool hat.
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-26-2001 09:30:17 PM
How about a mustache accompanied by a Russel Crowe goatee?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Darius!
Pancake
posted 11-26-2001 09:30:47 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Give me midol and I'll love you forever


*Buys Ocyrrhoe some Midol*.
Knock yourself out .

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-26-2001 09:55:16 PM
quote:
Elethi had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I think Bajah had it right all along. You just need a cool hat.

Mistletoe propped on your forehead isn't bad either.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-27-2001 01:20:33 AM
quote:
Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Mistletoe propped on your forehead isn't bad either.

However, mistletoe stuck to the back of your belt is NOT the way to go.

Trust me.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 11-27-2001 01:46:10 AM
*gives Ocy some Midol*
Im a helpful evil shotokan master...what can I say?
-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-27-2001 06:26:47 AM
Ye know, if you take the exact same moustache design and slide it up a bit, it would sit on the top of his head perfectly, thus giving The Parcelan a new hairstyle as well.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Jraik Doomshadow
The Furry Iksar
posted 11-27-2001 07:09:57 AM
<-----Following in your footsteps, Parc....though three guys with sexah 'staches beats one lil' rodent.
There is an ancient Iksar saying, that something lasts only as long as the last person remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable. Those who renounce the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth: Beware these men, for they are dangerous themselves... and unwise. There are false histories written on the blood of those who might remember, and on those who seek the truth.
Jraik Doomshadow
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-27-2001 07:13:31 AM
quote:
Jraik Doomshadow had this to say about Pirotess:
<-----Following in your footsteps, Parc....though three guys with sexah 'staches beats one lil' rodent.

Too bad they were killed only scenes later.

Jraik Doomshadow
The Furry Iksar
posted 11-27-2001 07:40:37 AM
They always came back for more.
There is an ancient Iksar saying, that something lasts only as long as the last person remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable. Those who renounce the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth: Beware these men, for they are dangerous themselves... and unwise. There are false histories written on the blood of those who might remember, and on those who seek the truth.
Jraik Doomshadow
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 11-27-2001 09:34:05 AM
im taking Elethi's advise on the missletoe
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
MeowMixofDeath
Pancake
posted 11-27-2001 09:43:37 AM
Oh for the love of Jeebus...SHAVE!
Im not NOT licking toads..
>It goes to show that some of the sweetest people in the world battle each other in tights for a living.<
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