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Topic: Why am I endlessly amused by this...?
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-09-2001 05:53:00 PM
I found this link over at Penny Arcade... I don't know why this amuses me to such a degree, but it does...

Spank the Monkey!!!

My top speed is 717 MPH...

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The Fatty Man
Pancake
posted 11-09-2001 05:55:00 PM
Hehe, that's great, my record is 399 miles per hour, what's yours?
Life is long... eat to pass the time.
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nem-x
posted 11-09-2001 05:56:00 PM
how do you get above 300, its impossible i say!
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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The Fatty Man
Pancake
posted 11-09-2001 05:56:00 PM
Oh wait I just got 520.
Life is long... eat to pass the time.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-09-2001 05:58:00 PM
309 at the moment... but when I get home to the trackball that should change.

Slowest I can get is 55

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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nem-x
posted 11-09-2001 05:59:00 PM
oh, cheaters! haha i cheat at game! i win =) click and drag it all the way to the right, then keep holdin mouse button, and move the cursor outside the yellow box area and move it all the way to the left, then move it back into the yellow and WHACMK!
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-09-2001 06:00:00 PM
It's not cheating, it's using the resources available to you.
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The Fatty Man
Pancake
posted 11-09-2001 06:00:00 PM
I got 843 that way!
Life is long... eat to pass the time.
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nem-x
posted 11-09-2001 06:01:00 PM
848mph seems to be the max
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-09-2001 06:02:00 PM
My 309 was legit at least.
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-09-2001 06:05:00 PM
Well, if you want a legit top speed, that's 459 for me.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-09-2001 06:07:00 PM

Thank you. Drive Through.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 11-09-2001 06:09:00 PM
this is kinda old, is it not ?
and i have gotten to 7700+ before
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-09-2001 06:21:00 PM
... And I just now realized that it's Friday night, and here we are at the computer spanking the monkey...
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 11-09-2001 06:24:00 PM
[EDIT] Prototype timeline removed, even if it was deserved

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-09-2001 09:24:00 PM

Without cheating.

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-09-2001 10:42:00 PM
I hit 606 without cheating.

I told you my trackball kicked ass.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-09-2001 10:45:00 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about John Romero:
I hit 606 without cheating.

I told you my trackball kicked ass.

Um. Correction. 753 without cheating....

This is a bad thing, correct? I can spank the monkey at 753 MPH....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-10-2001 08:32:00 AM
http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=014747


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 11-10-2001 09:26:00 AM
I'm pretty sure my score of 8573 MPH is the highest.

Again, do not fap at that speed unless you want a flaming groin.

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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 11-10-2001 09:39:00 AM

nuff said


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Reyolen
Wanders too much for a custom title
posted 11-10-2001 02:30:00 PM
My highest was 429, pretty fun for about 5 minutes...
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 11-10-2001 03:15:00 PM
540 MPH! Yes!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 11-10-2001 11:13:00 PM
best i've gotten is 520 with no cheating
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Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 11-11-2001 03:15:00 AM
705 whit out cheating Thank you very much ... i like the wining music

now it you excuse, i'm gona go torture the local population of Orc's in Highpass

=)

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 11-11-2001 08:46:00 AM

And now... SLOW ENOUGH TO GO BACKWARDS!
RP CHARACTER
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