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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-25-2001 09:52:00 AM
I have gas.
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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 10-25-2001 09:53:00 AM
Beano?
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Maradon!
posted 10-25-2001 09:55:00 AM
You know you could, in theory, bottle your gas and power your car with it.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-25-2001 09:58:00 AM
You could do that, depends on whether the cost for beans to make the natural gas is < the price of gasoline+the price of a natural gas engine and a converter for the gas to be in usuable form.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Maradon!
posted 10-25-2001 10:01:00 AM
We should harvest the world's farts and use them for our energy needs.

It'd be SPECTACULAR!! Clean burning methane for all! Bean sales go THROUGH THE ROOF!

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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-25-2001 10:16:00 AM
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Elander Sai
Pancake
posted 10-25-2001 10:17:00 AM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Punky Brewster:
We should harvest the world's farts and use them for our energy needs.

It'd be SPECTACULAR!! Clean burning methane for all! Bean sales go THROUGH THE ROOF!

rofl just how did you think of that

Everything is possible for him who believes

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Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 10-25-2001 10:19:00 AM
Hey I do to.

*Farts*

Ahhh, I feel better now...

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-25-2001 10:54:00 AM
I have gas too. I ripped a really putrid SBD in class. It was so bad even I, the creator of the fart, couldn't stand it.

I'm so proud.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 10-25-2001 05:15:00 PM
www.madblast.com/oska/hot_gas.cfm

By the way, does anyone know the URL of the cartoon "How to conceal a fart in public"?

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-25-2001 05:41:00 PM
I usaualy have gas, i dont right now, i have something much worse, DIARIHAI, and to add insult to injury, we have realy bad toilet paper so i need ot fold it over 3times or else i will get shit all over my hand

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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