Hurry it up back there! We've got paying customers here!
*Straightens his Robes a bit and turns back to Kel, all smiles*
That'll be just a minute ma'am.
quote:
Black Wizard impressed everyone with:
*Turns back from the counter and yells into a firy hot kitchen...*Hurry it up back there! We've got paying customers here!
*Straightens his Robes a bit and turns back to Kel, all smiles*
That'll be just a minute ma'am.
Wow, quite a long time for such a simple order. Talk about crappy service! 
Katjya Sylvertongue
Tarissa TreerunnerThe Price of Hate is cooking.
You want to fight, go take it up with him!
Okay, who ordered the snake pancakes?
quote:
Black Wizard had this to say about Pirotess:
You excepted something better?The Price of Hate is cooking.
You want to fight, go take it up with him!
Ha ha ha! Just what is the price of hate? $5.00 till you lose some of that cute. Then its only $3.00.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
quote:...
We were all impressed when Genericgirl wrote:
Ha ha ha! Just what is the price of hate? $5.00 till you lose some of that cute. Then its only $3.00.
Price of Hate = Innoruuk. Hence, Innoruuk's House of Pancakes. IHOP.
*Has two Clerics of Hate escort Genericgirl out of the building*
Great, now I'm behind on my orders...
quote:Unfortionaly, we seem to be lacking Waffles, syrup, toast and sausages. You want pixies sticks? 3 dollah.
Waffles, syrup, toast and sausages, please, with a side of pixie sticks... and don't skimp on the pixie!
quote:*Breaks a plate over Freschel Spindrift's head and has some imps drag his body into the back for 'Processing'.*
Ok I'll have the rudey tooty fresh and fruity, coffee, orange juice, and yes I hate you too.
quote:*Gives Strider waffles, syrup, toast and sausages, with a side of Pixie Sticks, free!*
I'll have A waffle, side of bacon and scrambled eggs, and a rocket launcher with Osama-seeking missiles please.
There you go sir, enjoy your meal. And fsck you!
"Who's next?" he asks, all smiles. [ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Black Wizard ]
quote:
Black Wizard thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
[QUOTE]Price of Hate = Innoruuk. Hence, Innoruuk's House of Pancakes. IHOP.
*Has two Clerics of Hate escort Genericgirl out of the building*
Umm, but I thought he was the Prince of Hate?
*wonders how much admission into Fear is now*
quote:
ImNotTrent had this to say about dark elf butts:
Umm, but I thought he was the Prince of Hate?*wonders how much admission into Fear is now*
quote:
Black Wizard had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You want to fight, go take it up with him!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SERVICE, I'LL SPIT IN YOUR SYRUP.
quote:Exactly.
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Innoruuk was all like:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SERVICE, I'LL SPIT IN YOUR SYRUP.
So <^> (-_-) <^>
Ozius
quote:*Look over at Ozzy from the counter, slowing chewing a piece of gum.*
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Howdy! *takes a seat at the counter* I'll have coffee! Black...and..aw heck, a granola bar! *snickers* Spoiling myself today!Ozius
What do you think this place is, buddy? Friendlys? I SURE AS HATE AIN'T GOING OVER THERE. You want food? Move your feet, punk.
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"I'll have a.. a.. hrm, stack 'o pancakes and a glass of milk."
'Gimme a f**king cup a' Joe you slimy piece of sh!t! I want it now! And if I get cream or sugar in it, I'll piss in your eyes and sh*t down your throat'
*nods*
Was that satisfactory?
Ozius
quote:
Demitri thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*Sits down at a stool, gesturing towards BW*"I'll have a.. a.. hrm, stack 'o pancakes and a glass of milk."
*Grumbles, turns and grabs a plate of... some round gooey thing, and tosses it Demitri's way*
*Laughs*
Here, catch!
*Then procceds to pour the milk over his head*
quote:Quite.
Ozzy sez:Was that satisfactory?
BlackWizard shouts, 'Ozimander J. Griswald!'
Ozimander J. Griswald has been slain by BlackWizard!
*Shines his name tag up*
"Well that was nice, how about some bacon?"
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
*Ducks the plate, and sits there soaked in milk.*"Well that was nice, how about some bacon?"
*Gives Demitri sum BACON*
Cup of coffee...and a small human baby, raw, I'll eat it raw.
Ozius
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quote:There we go! A real MANS meal!
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Duck Tales:
*zones in and collects the belongings from his corpse and sits back down*Cup of coffee...and a small human baby, raw, I'll eat it raw.
Ozius
*Serves Ozzy a 'Delowen'*
quote:AHH! DAMMIT! YOUR LATE AGAIN!
Star Collective had this to say about Captain Planet:
0k 0k 1'm h3r3, s0rry 1'm l4t3. *joins Inny in da kitchen and begins cooking up a storm, sending a hail of breakfast foods flying through the order window at lethal speed, sending customers and Black Wizard running and ducking for cover*
*ducks and runs for cover*
WATCH WHAT YER DOING BACK THERE!
Damn..first bite is always hardest..oh well, now is the fun part
*cuts up the rest of the baby and eats it, making designs with organs and such all the while sipping his black coffee*
Ozius
quote:*Eyes Bloodcookie*
Bloodcookie had this to say about John Romero:
Give me one... with everything.
I don't think you'd be wanting that... Here, let me interest you in someone-er.. Something else...
*Glances around nerviously as he hands BC a fetid old menu*
Sorry, he got the last one. You'll need to fight for it.
Have fun!
*Goes back to drawing on his arm with a scalple*
"I'll have the troll omlett surprise. a cup of coffee, a glass of orange juice, and I dispise you".
I hate you.
