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Topic: Something I'd like to see
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-04-2001 08:47:00 AM
With every green con mob that's 20 levels below me. Blah whimpers at you ready to pee in it's pants, what do you want to write on it's tombstone. Hmmm
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-04-2001 09:00:00 AM
Hell yeah...what the hell is up with sucidal creatures...listen up...I could kick your pitiful arse standing....it didn't change with me sitting on mine!

Green aggro is aggrovating. And those stupid Skeletons in West Commons. Give me a break.

Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 10-04-2001 09:02:00 AM
Chuckles

I always raise my eyebrows, and then sigh, whenever one of those idiotic skeletons attacks me, or an orc pawn thought I'd be fun to poke at while resting. Then start casting Starfire and wave bye-bye. I know, it's serious overkill. But it's usually what I have memorized and it's fun to watch them all but disintegrate.

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Sidhra/Sureal
Pancake
posted 10-04-2001 09:26:00 AM
I always felt like makeing an emote key that says," you are jokeing right?" everytime those greenies whack on you, with a lvl 49 necro pet I don't even get the time to say boo when they hit me. My pet just turns them into a greesy spot on the landscape and I go on about my chatting or what not.
MadCat
Pancake
posted 10-04-2001 09:29:00 AM
It only gets annoying when it becomes a regular occurrance - there's equally mentally challenged skeletons and zombies in Oasis. You sit down to med, they come beat on you, and then Jobober my cutesy-wutesy water pet gently explains why that's not a good idea.

It gets worse though when a spectre decides to do the same

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

--
madcat@ghostfield.com

Maradon!
posted 10-04-2001 09:30:00 AM
Diamondskin and the like deter most greenies nicely.

Don't forget though that there are some greenies - Frankel the Pirate comes to mind - that could 0wn a level 60

Mobs > PC's

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 10-04-2001 09:35:00 AM
Decaying skeletons are really sad little thing, aren't they? Last night Sangwyyn was playing Simon Belmont and killing them with one whip when they decided it would be a good idea to annoy him while he's hunting.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-04-2001 10:54:00 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Zephyer wrote:
Decaying skeletons are really sad little thing, aren't they? Last night Sangwyyn was playing Simon Belmont and killing them with one whip when they decided it would be a good idea to annoy him while he's hunting.

Ok. After reading that, I can just see this Iksar warrior whip-fighting his way through Castle Mistmore on his way to confront Mayong while the Castlevania music plays in the background.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2001 11:00:00 AM
"Hello Mr. Skeleton... Meet my friend, Mr. Banish Undead." *WHACK* "Aww... he fall down go BOOM!"
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 10-04-2001 11:15:00 AM
I just give them a kick and maybe a little hit
Maradon!
posted 10-04-2001 03:38:00 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Cuba:
"Hello Mr. Skeleton... Meet my friend, Mr. Banish Undead." *WHACK* "Aww... he fall down go BOOM!"

Or I could just use my ULTRA UB0R POF STAFF WITH A 585 DAMAGE PROC!!!!!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-04-2001 03:47:00 PM
quote:
ChibiDragon wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Ok. After reading that, I can just see this Iksar warrior whip-fighting his way through Castle Mistmore on his way to confront Mayong while the Castlevania music plays in the background.

sw33t... Now we gotta find a chain whip for Zephy! GRAB TEH POWAR UP AND WIN TEH GAEM!

Castlevania RULES

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-05-2001 05:16:00 AM
quote:
Caanis Lupus had this to say about Pirotess:
Hell yeah...what the hell is up with sucidal creatures...listen up...I could kick your pitiful arse standing....it didn't change with me sitting on mine!

Green aggro is aggrovating. And those stupid Skeletons in West Commons. Give me a break.



Agreed.

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