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Topic: Is this a good or a bad thing?
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-03-2001 04:52:00 PM
Been babysitting my history prof's kid for some extra bucks when he's doing his night seminars. Sounds pretty easy right? Kid's usually asleep when I get there(1 and a half), and I can either play on laptop or study while I wait for dad to get back right? Well, the tike has been awake and watching me for the past three or so weeks while I go about my business, and here's the punchline: he said his first word while I was there, "Graphics accelerator."(ok two words, and it sounded more like gra fizx ack sell loo ray tah, but still!) I think he's been hanging around me for far too long.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
MadCat
Pancake
posted 10-03-2001 04:54:00 PM
Hum.. if that's his first words, I think you have just created another computer geek

(which is good in my book)

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-03-2001 04:57:00 PM
>.o a one and a half year old.. managing to spit out.. graphics accelerator? hail-the-next-bill-gates!

>.o weird

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-03-2001 05:15:00 PM
As long as he doesn't follow it up with ATI or Voodoo the kid is golden.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2001 05:18:00 PM
Congrats. Now make him aggressive so he doesn't get picked on at school when he's older.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-03-2001 06:46:00 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Congrats. Now make him aggressive so he doesn't get picked on at school when he's older.

Don't think that's necessary, he already has a fairly good arm, and I've got the bruises to prove it from the toys he's thrown at me. And of course the bugger laughs at me when I get mad. Now I have to go or Lsanna will kill me.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-03-2001 06:58:00 PM
Sidhra/Sureal
Pancake
posted 10-03-2001 07:04:00 PM
I have a four year old who knows how to work the computer and vcr better then I do. She is a major computer geek, who can knock a full grown man on his tuckus (butt) Kids are really amazeing now adays.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-03-2001 07:25:00 PM
my son can make spreadsheet in exel... and i cant ... hes too smart
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