[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
No
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
To talk about guys
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
Teh boobies
5. What do we want in a man?
Funny, attractive, money
6. Why do we gripe at you?
No idea
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
All but D
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
All of the above
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
Yes
10. Why do we play eq?
Um...i really dunno, because it's fun?
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Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
No answer it honestly, I won't pike no ones head, I just want to see if men know women like they claim to do.. You have never made that claim so you are immune from the rubber chicken treatment if you answer incorrectly.
How can we answer incorrectly? How can we answer correctly?
How can you judge all women with such black or white questions?
You can't. So I won't even bother. [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Suddar Williams ]
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
No
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
To talk? I dont know
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
... ... Face? ...
5. What do we want in a man?
Funny, Nice Attractive
6. Why do we gripe at you?
So that we can learn?
7. What do we like best,
Best... ...
...
a. snuggling
8. what do we like to wear?
Anything the perverted guy doesnt suggest
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
I dont think so...?
10. Why do we play eq? [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]
To make friends? For Fun?
1: No
2: No
3: Female restrooms are actually multi-plex cinemas with free popcorn, women go there to socialize and watch free movies. (In truth: haven't a clue...)
4: Well I'm always staring about upper-chest level, or the head so I don't really notice...but I'll guess the whole body to determine how much money the guy has...
5: Kindness, caring, forgiveness...
6: To vent, because the guy can't get gripe back without possibly losing the woman...
7: a.
8: hmm...err, a. and d.
9: See: In Truth for question 3.
10: To make the guys drool. If related...to keep the guy awake and closer.
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
quote:
Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
Well it's easy to put woman in the catergory of black and white, that is how most the population see's people, no matter how different people want to be, we all go to the potty, we all drink water and eat food. There are more similarities then most people want to admit, one of the reasons girls get mad when a guy says " You act just like your mother" cause the truth hurts...
I don't care if there are similiarities. You can't catagorize ANYBODY with a bunch of questions. It's just not that simple. Some girls think about sex a lot. Some don't. Wow.
Some guys think about sex a lot. Some don't. GASP
It's not fair to judge everybody by a set of questions when you only have yourself for reference.
[ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
[ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Drysart ]
quote:
Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
The following is a contest for all the guys to see if they really do know as much about woman as they think they do.. The winner gets something really nice as a prize (as yet is undetermined)
Ahem.. here we go 
1. Does size matter to girls?
Yes. Girth matters more than length. It's not the only thing that matters, however.
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
Not as much as we do, but you do! You just tend to do it where men can't hear you.
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
To strategize. And to talk about sex. 
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
I'd say the eyes, but I've also read that women love broad shoulders and large chests.
5. What do we want in a man?
A good father and husband. Someone who's friendly, funny, interesting, and exciting.
(As a side note, the "nice guys" from "nice guys finish last" generally lack the last two things in that list... which is why they finish last. Being nice is good and all, but if you're as boring as a box of rocks, that's even worse.)
6. Why do we gripe at you?
A lot of women don't gripe about things looking for someone to offer a solution, they gripe about things to look for comfort, and that someone else understands and cares.
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
Differs for every woman, but I think most are snugglers and kissers, and are more into making love than raw animal monkey sex.
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
Whatever is comfortable. Some women enjoy dressing up though to make themselves look more attractive, and some women really love turning their men on by dressing up in something from Victoria's Secret every now and then.
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
Unfortunately. I don't think there's one thing any more universal than the need for a pair of shoes for every occassion. Looking back, I can't recall knowing one woman who didn't have at least five pair. I guess there might be a couple women out there that don't, but I've never met em.
10. Why do we play eq? [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Drysart ]
To socialize and make new friends.
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
quote:
Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
The following is a contest for all the guys to see if they really do know as much about woman as they think they do.. The winner gets something really nice as a prize (as yet is undetermined)
1. Does size matter to girls? no
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do? no
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together? so they can talk without being caught by the teacher
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most? eyes
5. What do we want in a man? nice, funny
6. Why do we gripe at you? no idea
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling<----
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt<----
d. dresses
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes? No
10. Why do we play eq? because your bored and need something to do!Please girls who read this pm your answers to the questions so we can see if they guys are even close hehehe.
Good luck guys, and drys we would like to see what you say too.
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Sidhra/Sureal ]
That's just my opinion, though.
quote:
Originally posted by Suddar Williams:
Forget it. It's not worth the trouble.
See my post about "nice guys".
quote:
Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
1. Does size matter to girls?
I hope not.
(SOMEBODY had to say it..)
quote:
Originally posted by Otku:
If you do end up scoring us... could you PM me?
Ya ya!! me too...I wanna know how well I did!! lol...
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Gow:
Ya ya!! me too...I wanna know how well I did!! lol...
I hope I passed. I've been studying for this my whole life!
quote:
Originally posted by Drysart:
See my post about "nice guys".
Uh... eh?
quote:
Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
1. Does size matter to girls?
What exactly is considered small/large?
1. Does size matter to girls?
If you want to get technical, yes. It's more the width than the length, though the length helps. The pleasure receptors are on the walls, a guy can be as uhm.. long.. as possible, but if he's a skinny little thing it won't help any!
But in actuality, many women just want to please their men, and vice versa, so 'size' isn't on the top of the list.
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
It varies, of course, but for the most part.. yes. It just happens than men are more vocal and up front about it, having no shame WHERE and WHEN they talk about it, while most women whisper to each other in the back of the room.
3. Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
Women drag their friends into the bathroom so they're sure their boyfriends aren't checking their best friend out when they're gone!
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
Butt. All the way.
5. What do we want in a man?
A man who is kind and gentle, but also knows how to take control. Someone who'll take care of them when they're sick and be a good father to their children.
6. Why do we gripe at you?
Because we're so damn thick headed and don't get the hint the first time!
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
Every woman I've ever known has been more into 'snuggling' than anything else. 'cept that one who wanted the raw animal monkey sex. But there are under age people on this board so I won't go any further!
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
Whatever suits your mood!
10. Why do we play eq?
For the HAWT CYBER ACSHUN.
Err.. nevermind, that's me. [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Snoota ]
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1. Does size matter to girls?
No, unless you're talking about diamonds, in which case, size is everything.
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
Yes
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
To further the international conspiracy. (It's a social thing.)
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
Da butt.
5. What do we want in a man?
Security
6. Why do we gripe at you?
To keep us on the defensive to further the international conspiracy.
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
A, but each of the others in its place.
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
Depends upon the event: no one else can be wearing the same thing, you musn't be under-dressed, and you musn't be over-dressed. (c)
9. Do we have to have more than 5 pairs of shoes?
Only 5? Yes. Yes, you do.
10. Why do we play eq?
It's a social thing, and to further the international conspiracy, as it's much cheaper to meet online, under cover of a videogame, than to have a convention.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
5. What do we want in a man?
nice, rich, strong...
6. Why do we gripe at you?
because you can?
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
e. makeing love
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
c. jeans tshirt
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
yes, of course.
10. Why do we play eq?
for all those manly men? to entertain us with the girl monk stomach tatoo?
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
Probably, just not where anyone else can here it
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
So one can hold the other up so the person who is going to bathroom's ass doesn't touch the seat
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
The face...some look a little further down
5. What do we want in a man?
Something that appeals to the woman. Every woman has a different dream guy, same idea, but small tweaks to make them different
6. Why do we gripe at you?PMS Because it is a good feeling letting off steam.
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
f. communicating
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
I'd assume all four
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
No, but you do anyways
10. Why do we play eq? [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Delidgamond™ ]
Cause you want to cybar!!111!1!
quote:
Originally posted by Sidhra/Sureal:
The following is a contest for all the guys to see if they really do know as much about woman as they think they do.. The winner gets something really nice as a prize (as yet is undetermined)
Sounds fun. Given that it's all for fun, I'm going to make a few changes and answer from a dragon's point of view.
1. Does size matter to maidens?
Yes. Larger teeth and claws just mean a quicker end, smaller dragons need to gnaw off an arm or leg at a time. So, bigger is better.
2. Do we talk about sacrifices as much as you do?
Only if there's a dragon in the kingdom. Otherwise, you're too busy talking about other things.
3 Why do maidens go to the bathroom together?
1 maiden + 1 hungry Dragon = 1 fed Dragon
3 maidens + 1 hungry Dragon = 1 fed Dragon + 2 maidens
There's safety in numbers, just hope that you can outrun your friends.
4. What is the part of dragons we stare at the most?
Teeth, with claws a close second. If you survive past the first five minutes, then you tend to notice things like the wings and tail.
5. What do we want in a dragon?
Someone else.
6. Why do we gripe at you?
Who wouldn't gripe after being chained to a pole and left out to serve as something's midnight snack? Besides, if you say some nasty things, what have you got to lose at that point?
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
A, followed by C. B (kissing) gets you too close to the teeth for comfort, and may lead to tasting, which leads to dinner. D and E are often too worrysome to even think about.
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
C (jeans, t-shirt). Those things can be annoyingly hard to get off, and we may just give up and let you go. Finding your sacrifice dressed in eddible undies, however, speeds things up nicely.
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
No. Shoes are hard to digest, so the average dragon prefers none or easy to remove ones. Therefore, one really indegestable pair of knee-high laced boots is all you really need.
10. Why do we play eq?
To get some virtual revenge on us dragons.
2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
Once again, you say no, but yes you do.
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
To confuse the hell out of menfolk.
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
Anything below the waist...
5. What do we want in a man?
You say a nice guy, but you really want an exciting guy.
6. Why do we gripe at you?
Because we didn't predict/listen exactly what you wanted.
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
I'm going to haft to go with a and c on this one.
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
c, definatly c
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
Yes how else are you going to match your shoes to every outfit you own?
10. Why do we play eq?
Same reason you talk on the phone, AIM, or whatever other median you choose to use. To talk.
(Edit: just a gramatical error) [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Naimah ]
*coughs* No, the majority go for personality.2. Do we talk about sex as much as you do?
Most likely, I wouldn't know because I don't listen in.
3 Why do girls go to the bathroom together?
Security.
4. What is the part of guys we stare at the most?
Well, I think they taking in the whole guy.
5. What do we want in a man?
Some one how is kind, funny, gentle in a somewhat strong way, and sensitive to the girl's needs.
6. Why do we gripe at you?
Depending on the subject, you probably want to be heard and comforted..
7. What do we like best,
a. snuggling
b. kissing
c. tickleing
d. raw animal monkey sex
e. makeing love
I would most like a combination of everything above.
8. what do we like to wear?
a. tshirt and undies
b. teddies
c. jeans tshirt
d. dresses
Again, all of the above.
9. Do we have to have more then 5 pairs of shoes?
Acessorize, acessorize, acessorize.
10. Why do we play eq? [ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: Guardian Azymyth ]
There is a reason you can't? For a more complete answer: because you enjoy it. 
