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Topic: sexx0r the person above you! - A Game by Hasbro
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 09-20-2002 11:25:05 PM
Oh no you don't! *graps Fae and drags him back for his share*
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-20-2002 11:25:25 PM
If you post twice in a row like KaL did, does that equate to masturbation?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-20-2002 11:25:31 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Captain Planet:

*wanders away......


*a hand reaches out from the mass of bodies, grabbing Fae by the shoulder and pulling him in*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-20-2002 11:28:19 PM
I find myself, scared, yet strangely aroused....


Actually, no... I'm just scared


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-20-2002 11:31:43 PM
*is glad he has no orifices*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-20-2002 11:35:21 PM
*humps j00j00's leg?*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
nem-x
posted 09-20-2002 11:36:29 PM
Yeah, that guy will be in my nightmares. I change back.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-20-2002 11:38:23 PM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about John Romero:
Yeah, that guy will be in my nightmares. I change back.

W00T! *honk honk UNF*

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 09-20-2002 11:40:18 PM
Ungh oooh ah...? Unf unf unf?

I'm..slightly disturbed. Although Karnaj is a good lay.

Ozius

Oh shi...
what
posted 09-20-2002 11:41:27 PM
COME HERE YOU BIG HUNK OF MAN MEAT YOU!
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 09-20-2002 11:41:57 PM
Okay.

Ozius

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-20-2002 11:46:28 PM
*Sets up camp with a camcorder with a magnifying lense in a tower a good distance aways.*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ryuujin
posted 09-20-2002 11:51:57 PM
Humps Azrael's leg

Yeah, take it like a bitch.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-21-2002 12:02:34 AM
*Hands Ryu a magazine filled with Ikky babes, and continues filming*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-21-2002 12:20:06 AM
steals the camera, and ungfs Azrael, wanders off filming random things
Addy
posted 09-21-2002 12:23:10 AM
X_x;;
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 09-21-2002 12:24:48 AM
I WIN!

unf unf unf

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Ryuujin
posted 09-21-2002 12:29:03 AM
Leezard Licks Lenlaron

Hurray for alliteration!

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 09-21-2002 12:48:50 AM
I lose.

**is assigned to a horrible fate :-(**

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Ryuujin
posted 09-21-2002 01:10:12 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Lenlalron said this:
I lose.

**is assigned to a horrible fate :-(**


It won't be so bud, luvr.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-21-2002 01:14:23 AM
Given my options, I feel fucking this rusty blender has its advantages.
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 01:17:28 AM
*uNF's Vorbo's mom*
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-21-2002 01:17:36 AM
*ties up Vorbis and uses the blender in some horrible sex act*


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 09-21-2002 01:20:41 AM
CYBOARG ACTION!!!!!!111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-21-2002 01:25:25 AM
*gives the stickman to Mort*

Enjoy .



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Taylen
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 01:26:26 AM
ORGY!

*Unf's everyone"

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 01:27:11 AM
(takes Nicole's hand, walking away from the crowd to get some privacy)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 01:29:15 AM
*grins widely and follows along*

Candy is dandy but lickher is quicker

http://www.bloodfin.net
Lashanna
noob
posted 09-21-2002 01:44:55 AM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler was naked while typing this:
*grins widely and follows along*

Candy is dandy but lickher is quicker


Mmm... I love it when you quote Ogden Nash when we make out... Oh, Yes!

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-21-2002 01:48:51 AM
quote:
Lashanna enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Mmm... I love it when you quote Ogden Nash when we make out... Oh, Yes!

Brings out the strawberries and cream, and chases after Lashy...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Lashanna
noob
posted 09-21-2002 01:53:37 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Brings out the strawberries and cream, and chases after Lashy...

*grins and turns, taking the fight to Fae, and with a hug, a pat, a grope, and a squish, she drags him to the bedroom and puts out the "Do Not Distrub"sign.*

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-21-2002 01:56:47 AM
When I look at this thread, I imagine everyone in some perverse conga line.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-21-2002 01:56:57 AM
*sits there, slackjawed, eating popcorn*
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-21-2002 01:56:58 AM
quote:
Verily, Lashanna doth proclaim:
*grins and turns, taking the fight to Fae, and with a hug, a pat, a grope, and a squish, she drags him to the bedroom and puts out the "Do Not Distrub"sign.*

*shows Lashy the art of making a REAL "Split" with the whip cream, strawberries... but not using a spoon....


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-21-2002 02:01:18 AM
quote:
From the book of Humble Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
*sits there, slackjawed, eating popcorn*

What are you, a cow? Don't chew with your mouth open.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-21-2002 02:13:40 AM
I'll do what I please, bitch!
Dauragon
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 02:16:24 AM
This thread blows PEENIS.

.../unf

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 09-21-2002 02:23:43 AM
*ravages Moffle to shut him up*

:> :> :>

[ 09-21-2002: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-21-2002 02:25:45 AM
Unf Xyrra

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-21-2002 03:14:09 AM
*unf Trent AND Xyrra at the same time*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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