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Please try the following you complete idiot:

• Click the Refresh button, but dont call me, I'm sick of helping your ass when you don't get it. I'm not the fucking "best friend help desk".
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Knowing you it's spelled wrong. In fact I guarantee it's wrong. I've seen you mispell the word "the".
  
• To check your connection settings, jiggle the cable. Stick a fork in the ram, or put a q tip in the fan at the back of your pc while it's on and get a face full of dust. I bet you did that already though didn't you? And you just don't want to admit it. click the Tools menu, there should be a picture of you since you ARE a Tool and then click Internet Options, now enter your visa or mastercard information in your digital signature, don't forget your expiry date, and send me an e mail. Thanks pal, I'll get an extra dvd for you from amazon.com with your credit card. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Chances are you're using AOL anyway.. and they can't get their head out of their ass, but they can say hi to you since your head is planted firmly in the same ass.
  
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. Hell Microsoft can examine everything you do, they can even SEE you right now sitting there with your pen in your ear or smelling your finger . Miscrosoft is at this very moment secretly connected to your computer and downloading all the information you have stored in it and watching you like a fat kid watches a friend eat a chocolate bar. Big brother? I think Bill Gates would have given even George Orwell nightmares.
  If you would like Windows to use your identity to apply for a blockbuster card so they can keep a copy of Hackers for 3 weeks, then click Detect Nitwit Settings. You know all those mp3's and that porn that you cleverly hid in your c:\windows directory to fool your husband, wife, boss, or even your parents? Not only do they see it, they are making copies of it for personal use. Remember that firewall isn't going to protect you, THEY fucking made it.
  
• Some sites require 128-bit connection security. But that's all a really really bad joke being played on you. The word "security" and "internet" shouldn't be in the same sentence. Right now you visa number is on about... 2,500 different websites. Not to mention your private e-mail is being handed out to more porn spammers than the number of times AOL tried to give you ONE MONTH FREE on a cd in the back of your favorite magazine.
  
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. A reminder for those of you who have your feet up and a grin on your face as you read this, if you're looking at porn, and I know you are, your wife pretends she doesn't know shit, but she checks the history and the temporary internet folders while you're in the bathroom reading your magazine for 26 minutes. She knows what you're doing. Don't even feel confident she doesn't. Wanna know why she doesn't mention it? Because now she is justified in having that affair on icq with some guy name Raul. But here is the funny part Mr. Wizard, SHE knows how to delete her logs and history and pretend she doesn't know how "this internet thing works but wants to learn". You're on the way to the couch after you "turn on the computer for your baby" while she just wants to surf the Martha Stewart website, but the second you leave the room, she's checking her 15 hotmail accounts for