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Topic: Hey.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-22-2012 08:15:21 PM
Sup.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-22-2012 09:09:29 PM
Sup dog.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-22-2012 10:50:51 PM
Not much. You?
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-23-2012 02:03:30 AM
Watchin the game, havin a Bud.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-23-2012 02:06:59 AM
WAAAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-23-2012 05:06:13 AM
'sup.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-23-2012 07:43:37 AM
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-24-2012 08:31:52 PM
Doublesup.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-25-2012 06:04:22 AM
slup.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-25-2012 06:25:05 AM
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-25-2012 07:11:58 AM
slorp
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-25-2012 12:10:51 PM
Slurp.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-28-2012 04:30:37 AM
sup



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-05-2012 07:15:47 PM
So, seems like the same old same old. Anything cool happen?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-05-2012 09:17:37 PM
I'm a success.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-05-2012 09:50:12 PM
Finally make it big with the erotic fanfics?
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-06-2012 02:19:46 AM
quote:
Vorbis wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Finally make it big with the erotic fanfics?

I have only read two thirds of his first book so far, but I feel confident to answer that question with a defintive yes.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Number 1 Poster
posted 07-06-2012 07:38:03 AM
quote:
Vorbis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
So, seems like the same old same old. Anything cool happen?

I'm old enough enough now to obtain and erection.

Not mine but I think it still counts

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2012 10:17:23 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Vorbis's junta released this statement:
So, seems like the same old same old. Anything cool happen?

I'm a smaller success than Parcelan, but I have a really awesome TV.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-06-2012 11:31:33 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
I'm a smaller success than Parcelan, but I have a really awesome TV.

That's cool. I'm not really a success, but I am a dad. And I have a decent TV.

It hangs on the wall.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-06-2012 11:54:23 AM
quote:
Vorbis had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm not really a success, but I am a dad.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2012 12:44:25 PM
Indeed.

Which is why I follow a simple rule: if it's not a butt, don't drop your nut.

Actually it's a terrible rule, but it rhymes, so.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-06-2012 07:22:10 PM
Well, I was married first. But that's hardly as alarming. Same old story: get married, graduate college, have a kid, have another kid, start grad school, stop grad school and star5 working because money isn't overrated, buy a decent tv story as everyone else.

Right.

Addy
posted 07-06-2012 07:52:57 PM
quote:
Vorbis was naked while typing this:
Well, I was married first. But that's hardly as alarming. Same old story: get married, graduate college, have a kid, have another kid, start grad school, stop grad school and star5 working because money isn't overrated, buy a decent tv story as everyone else.

Right.


nope

single life is best life

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-06-2012 08:07:50 PM
I hope we get invited to Addy's graduation from crazy cat lady college.
Addy
posted 07-06-2012 09:10:31 PM
too late, already graduated
Drysart
Pancake
posted 07-07-2012 11:59:20 PM
That must have been the most adorable graduation ever :3
Addy
posted 07-08-2012 09:34:46 PM
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-08-2012 10:24:11 PM
addy literally punked all piglets
Addy
posted 07-10-2012 06:48:51 PM
truth
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-10-2012 07:59:38 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Indeed.

Which is why I follow a simple rule: if it's not a butt, don't drop your nut.

Actually it's a terrible rule, but it rhymes, so.


"If it's not in the poo, don't drop the goo" I believe was your original phrasing.....

I think the new one is a bit classier.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-11-2012 02:02:26 AM
Wasn't it: "Do have class, come in the ass"?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 07-11-2012 08:28:54 AM
Drysart
Pancake
posted 07-11-2012 11:26:50 AM
You have nothing to fear when you come in the rear.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-11-2012 11:42:43 AM
"So who's being promoted to Rear Admiral?"

"Hey baby, can I push in your stool?"

"It isn't crass to nut in the ass."

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 07-11-2012 12:03:22 PM
Hey baby, let's make some Santorum.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-11-2012 01:15:40 PM
My only hope is that Vorbis shows his wife this thread.

"See?! This is why I am the way I am!"

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-11-2012 11:09:12 PM
Well. I do say...
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