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Topic: Hey Karnaj, how's the weather?
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2011 10:32:28 AM
It is really shitty here, but what you are expecting has a quite different quality to it.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-26-2011 12:40:03 PM
Blech. Hurricane Irene, or as I call it, God's money shot. We are hunkering the fuck down and getting ready for the basement to flood.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2011 12:50:02 PM
Damn, that bad?

Well, good luck. Don't drown.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-26-2011 01:30:03 PM
I've got like 200 beers plus my huge liquor cabinet. I'll be fine.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-26-2011 03:47:53 PM
STOP FUCKING RAINING.

RAWWWWR ENGLAND RAIN RAIN RAIN.

STOP IT.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2011 06:23:33 PM
Hey Karnaj, how was the earthquake up your way? Was some good rumbling here in DC.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2011 08:52:51 PM
Wait, why are you in DC?

Do you still run that base in England?

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-26-2011 at 08:58 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2011 09:33:42 PM
quote:
Tarquinn startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Wait, why are you in DC?

Do you still run that base in England?


New assignment; command is only a 2-year gig. I'm doing some training because next summer I get to go spend a year in Pakistan.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2011 09:38:44 PM
Fuck, I'm a week in England next year.

Missed you again. Curse you and your short term assignments!

Edit: Also, after being responsible for a whole base, how much more training do you need?!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-26-2011 at 09:46 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2011 09:40:28 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I've got like 200 beers plus my huge liquor cabinet. I'll be fine.

Yeah, and I got some Australian rum. So what.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-26-2011 at 09:41 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2011 09:47:57 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Tarquinn gently hums:
Fuck, I'm a week in England next year.

Missed you again. Curse you and your short term assignments!

Edit: Also, after being responsible for a whole base, how much more training do you need?!


Well, I don't currently speak much Urdu...

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-26-2011 09:50:29 PM
quote:
Bloodsage put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Hey Karnaj, how was the earthquake up your way? Was some good rumbling here in DC.

The only reason I noticed it is because a coworker thought he was having a vertigo attack or something. Then everyone left NYC in a blind panic, so I had a nice quiet commute home later that evening.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2011 09:55:11 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Karnaj absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
The only reason I noticed it is because a coworker thought he was having a vertigo attack or something. Then everyone left NYC in a blind panic, so I had a nice quiet commute home later that evening.

We were shopping at Best Buy, and the whole damned building swayed and rattled for a good half minute. It was entertaining to watch everyone else run for the exits.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-27-2011 06:21:47 AM
The last time we had a quake here (5.9), I slept through it.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-27-2011 07:25:27 AM
Tarq, I'd meet up with you and say hi, but I don't drink beer so I don't think we'd have much in common.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-27-2011 07:55:21 AM
I also drink scotch.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-29-2011 01:49:23 PM
So, how's the basement?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-29-2011 03:29:04 PM
Wet, but not as wet as it was. Also, we managed to save all the major appliances. Which is good, because I doubt our insurance would cover such things.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-29-2011 04:28:25 PM
Glad to hear.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2011 09:49:51 PM
No natural disasters here in Arizona.

Except the fact that it is Arizona.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-29-2011 11:02:28 PM
Spontaneous combustion while walking down the street doesn't count?
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2011 11:20:46 PM
I don't even go outside anymore!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-30-2011 05:19:26 AM
I only really drink water and orange juice. Sometimes milk.

No, me and Tarq meeting would just be awkward and would eventually turn into the "don't mention the war" sketch from Fawlty Towers.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-30-2011 05:22:58 AM
I have no problem talking about Star Wars.

Nah, you not drinking is fine. It's not as if I am drunk all of the time either.

Just most of the time.

Am not.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-31-2011 02:25:09 AM
I think you should share some of that rain. The ground is cracking here, it's so dry. We're also having issues with wildfires because apparently people don't understand what "burn ban" means.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-31-2011 02:31:34 AM
quote:
Monica had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I think you should share some of that rain. The ground is cracking here, it's so dry. We're also having issues with wildfires because apparently people don't understand what "burn ban" means.

Yeah, surprising the number of people who think a charcoal grill is a good idea when it's so dry that the ground is splitting and the grass is crunchy.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-31-2011 02:32:05 AM
Then again, this is Oklahoma, it's not really that surprising. Just depressing.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-31-2011 02:36:18 AM
Isn't it past your bed time?
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-31-2011 02:54:14 AM
Only a quarter past! I'll go in a minute!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-31-2011 02:56:18 AM
If it makes you feel any better, I should have been asleep nearly three hours ago. Insomnia has gripped me lately.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-31-2011 03:02:32 AM
I'm exhausted, I just loathe to go to bed because I hate my job, and the sooner I go to sleep the sooner, from my perspective, I have to go back.

Scheiß, I haven't been getting nearly enough sleep lately, I need to quit stalling and sleep or I'll regret it in the morning. I hope you can get some sleep, soon! Gute Nacht!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-31-2011 03:07:47 AM
Scheiße.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-31-2011 03:12:07 AM
Picky, picky!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-31-2011 03:18:25 AM
Just being helpful.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-31-2011 03:25:22 AM
I think, up until people see that it was just us, the initial assumption tomorrow is going to be that a bunch of meth heads invaded and posted like 50 times.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-31-2011 11:35:00 AM
quote:
Tarquinn's account was hax0red to write:
Scheiße.

Danke schön!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-01-2011 06:40:15 AM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Danke schön!

Also, it's looking increasingly likely that Oklahoma is just going to fucking burn down.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-01-2011 07:36:28 AM
Here, have some of our water. Honestly, we can spare it.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-01-2011 08:10:07 AM
The National Guard has been bringing/dropping water via helicopter. Some of the wildfires are in such bumfuck areas, there are no hydrants for three or four miles. And I'm not sure how much water pressure they'd have even if they were accessible. Fun times!
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-02-2011 02:44:42 AM
I was a little worried about the Noble fire for a bit. I could see the giant column of smoke from work.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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