but what if I want to see that same costume filled with, say, 200 more pounds of fat?
idk man, if you wanted a signed book, you shoulda come
Works for me!
Edit: what book? Damnati fucked around with this message on 09-07-2010 at 05:55 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
also my book
Title? Subject matter? Tits?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
I'll raise it to $10 and a spot on my couch in addition if you do it in Orange County, but I don't know any good bookstores up here 
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A sleep deprived Tarquinn stammered:
Okay, what do I have to do to get a signed copy?
Buy one and ship it to me, if you don't mind paying the cost.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
i don't even know what a carnita is!
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x--Mr. ParcelanO-('-'Q) :
i don't even know what a carnita is!
It's spanish for "little meat"
Take that as you may.
if you click the "i would like to read this on kindle" link on my book's amazon page it will GET THERE MUCH QUICKER
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Buy one and ship it to me, if you don't mind paying the cost.
So give me a link and an address then. Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-09-2010 at 06:11 PM.
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We were all impressed when Tarquinn wrote:
So give me a link and an address then.
UH
can you buy off of regular amazon?
Are you writing about us?
You'd better be writing about us.
Is it a murder mystery? Is the murder weapon a horse dildo?
Why are you making this so hard. It's almost as if you don't like money. 
Edit: Also, why does the dude on the cover look like The Witcher? Is he the witchest? Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-10-2010 at 04:06 AM.
Or are you just going to withhold it to the US, seeing as you hate us limeys.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
"... and has eaten at least one of every animal on earth." I am amused.
I giggled at that too
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Mortious's fortune cookie read:
Good reviews so far and I enjoy gritty fantasy, so I shall definately give it a look if it reaches the UK shores.Or are you just going to withhold it to the US, seeing as you hate us limeys.
It released in the UK three months ago!
