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Poll: Bread, Peanut Butter, Grape/Raspberry Jelly
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Topic: If a fast food chain started selling PB&J sandwhiches for $3 would you b
Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 05:10:47 PM
The most delicious, cheapest, and satisfying food known to man.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-02-2010 05:11:44 PM
Which kind of jelly do you all put on peanut butter sandwiches anyway?
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-02-2010 05:12:17 PM
Strawberry.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-02-2010 05:15:37 PM
Gotta try that.
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Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 05:20:48 PM
Grape is best
Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 05:21:38 PM
Seriously I have such a fucking craving for it right now. It's probably because I'm cutting carbs out of my diet but MAN
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-02-2010 05:32:35 PM
quote:
shut up you're fat wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Seriously I have such a fucking craving for it right now. It's probably because I'm cutting carbs out of my diet but MAN

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Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 05:35:14 PM
No Jelly?
Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 05:35:49 PM
Also can you open a few more tabs please
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-02-2010 05:36:08 PM
Still in the fridge.
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Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 05:37:50 PM
It's a good thing I have neither bread, peanut butter, nor jelly in my place right now. Can't give in to cravings when you can't fulfill them!
nem-x
posted 01-02-2010 06:20:29 PM
Number 1 Poster
posted 01-02-2010 06:25:05 PM
That doesn't look very good
nem-x
posted 01-02-2010 06:51:59 PM
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Pancake
posted 01-02-2010 06:56:08 PM
Apple or fig jelly FTMFW
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Azakias
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posted 01-02-2010 07:06:58 PM
I'm one of those weird people that likes apple butter.
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Razor
posted 01-02-2010 08:37:58 PM
quote:
Kegwen attempted to be funny by writing:
Strawberry.
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-03-2010 01:07:42 AM
So in germany, the peanut butter jars say "Peanut butter"?
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-03-2010 02:36:09 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived nem-x stammered:

quote:
shut up you're fat enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
That doesn't look very good
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-03-2010 02:39:20 AM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about John Romero:
So in germany, the peanut butter jars say "Peanut butter"?

No, I photoshopped that.
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-03-2010 03:23:43 AM
I have never liked peanut butter so I would never buy a PBJ.

But I have been know to buy a grilled ham and cheese sandwich at a fast food joint in Paris, only then it was called a "Croque Monsieur" -- a fancy way to say grilled ham and cheese sandwich

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Number 1 Poster
posted 01-03-2010 06:59:14 AM
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-03-2010 08:42:05 AM
Soit le royal deluxe soit le royal cheese soit le royal bacon. C'est le franglais.
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Pancake
posted 01-03-2010 11:27:23 AM
quote:
shut up you're fat wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?

American garbage.

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Pancake
posted 01-03-2010 06:03:23 PM
quote:
How.... Azakias.... uughhhhhh:
I'm one of those weird people that likes apple butter.

My wife made a bunch of it this fall. Still have a case and a half in the freezer along with about 8 or 9 gallon bags of sliced and peeled apples.


Peanut Butter (Extra crunchy) with grape jelly on the softest freshest bread for me please!!

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Pancake
posted 01-03-2010 06:20:43 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about Pirotess:
My wife made a bunch of it this fall. Still have a case and a half in the freezer along with about 8 or 9 gallon bags of sliced and peeled apples.


Peanut Butter (Extra crunchy) with grape jelly on the softest freshest bread for me please!!


Extra crunchy is the way to go! And not counting amazing fresh-baked breads, I like the S*mumble* Farms oatmeal bread

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-03-2010 09:25:14 PM
I'm English, so have never experienced this culinary delight.

This must be rectified immediately.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-03-2010 09:41:48 PM
Creamy peanut butter and blackberry jelly.

Heathens.

Callalron
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-03-2010 11:35:06 PM
Crunchy with strawberry

but some strawberry jellies are gross with peanut butter

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-04-2010 01:26:47 AM
Don't like Grape jelly... Strawberry is good. Peach isn't bad (but only in PB&J). Apple Butter is great outside of PB&J, not so much in PB&J.

And yes, Extra Crunchy PB. Stuff is good enough to just randomly eat a spoon of.

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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-04-2010 02:24:50 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I'm English, so have never experienced this culinary delight.

This must be rectified immediately.


Visit us and we'll give you a jar or two!

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Maradon!
posted 01-04-2010 02:33:57 AM
I cannot abide crunchy peanut butter. The pieces get stuck behind the teeth at the back of my mouth.

Doesn't McDonalds sell uncrustables for somewhere in the neighborhood of a dollar?

Peter
Pancake
posted 01-04-2010 06:18:59 AM
I Rather like Preserves Or Jam over Jelly.
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Pancake
posted 01-04-2010 04:03:20 PM
With or without high fructose corn syrup? Both the jelly and the bread would be suspect.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2010 04:53:09 PM
Probably hydrogenated trans high fructose corn syrup.
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Monica
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posted 01-04-2010 06:42:54 PM
quote:
Verily, Maradon! doth proclaim:
I cannot abide crunchy peanut butter. The pieces get stuck behind the teeth at the back of my mouth.

Doesn't McDonalds sell uncrustables for somewhere in the neighborhood of a dollar?


I buy the uncrustables too... I prefer regular PB&J but I can't eat a loaf of bread fast enough before it goes bad.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-05-2010 09:07:46 AM
quote:
Monica has been nominated for the position of Voice In My Head.
I buy the uncrustables too... I prefer regular PB&J but I can't eat a loaf of bread fast enough before it goes bad.

Refrigerate bread to reduce the likelihood of growing mold. Some breads will stay fresh for up to two months before showing signs of going stale, provided you keep it in the bag with the crust on the open end. Personally I'm a fan of Stroehmann's potato bread. Brick Oven (Martin's extra-dense white bread) is good too.

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Ninety-nine bottles of Tarquinn on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Tarquinn...
Which kind of jelly do you all put on peanut butter sandwiches anyway?

I tend to go for grape. Polaner all-fruit (preserves) are good, or some brands of grape jelly; chunks of fruit rind/peel ruin the texture for me.

Both smooth and crunchy peanut butter are good, but I have a slight preference for smooth. I typically buy Skippy for myself, but other brands are good too, as long as they haven't separated. Finding a pool of oil on top of dehydrated peanut butter tends to diminish my interest.

quote:
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I tried that once. It's disgusting. They use the cheapest-grade ingredients they can find (at least for the peanut butter). When I opened the jar, it smelled like stale peanuts. Plus it's difficult to get any sort of consistency when spreading on bread. You need to refrigerate the jelly after opening (i.e. after the first serving), which makes the peanut butter rock hard, so long-term use isn't practical even if you like it.

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Maradon!
posted 01-05-2010 05:24:01 PM
I like orange or peach marmalade, or seedless blackberry

I generally mislike solid debris in my food.

Maradon!
posted 01-05-2010 05:26:39 PM
quote:
`Docing:
I tried that once. It's disgusting. They use the cheapest-grade ingredients they can find (at least for the peanut butter). When I opened the jar, it smelled like stale peanuts. Plus it's difficult to get any sort of consistency when spreading on bread. You need to refrigerate the jelly after opening (i.e. after the first serving), which makes the peanut butter rock hard, so long-term use isn't practical even if you like it.

Yeah, I don't know if it's cheap ingredients or simply peanut butter and jelly chemically altered to tolerate one another without going all homogeneous after a few weeks, but the stuff is vile.

The jelly is more like a stiff syrup, like caramel but not delicious like caramel.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-08-2010 06:47:03 PM
Creamy, natural peanut butter.
Simply Fruit, or similar preserves. Blackberry, or Cherry.
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