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I wiped the seat down before I shat, and now it looks like the turds make the meat in some kind of shit burrito.
Hey, I never said it would be pretty, folks.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Yay. Exciting. Captain Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-13-2009 at 02:27 PM.
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Sorry i had a comouter issue. an update happen and i lost what i was working on
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Let me change clothes first.
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If he's late again I'm going to castrate him.
Punctuality is important.
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Yeah I hear you on that one!!
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thinking about making a big batch of beer at a do it yourself place for camping, interested?
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I'm not racist I have a black president
Edit: Do you call it SMS in The States? Captain Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-14-2009 at 03:36 AM.
"Come quick, damson's getting off with a tranny."
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running late
Kinda boring, from one of the guys who report to me. He was running late this morning.
I went with have a keg of Cream Ale and another of Jake's Wicked Lager.
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Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Either sent or received, post your most recent one. You can give as much or as little context as you like. Here's mine, predictably about poop:Hey, I never said it would be pretty, folks.
We need to exchange cell numbers, because I would love to receive something like this in the middle of the day.
OK, I'd probably just get drunk dialed, but hey.
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Inferno-Spirit spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Yeah, just "text" over here.I went with have a keg of Cream Ale and another of Jake's Wicked Lager.
well well well Mr. Grammar and spelling nazi makes a mistake.
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You're a fag was naked while typing this:
well well well Mr. Grammar and spelling nazi makes a mistake.
sorry hard to multitask fucking your mother and posting on ec at the same time
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Sometime tnight then? We can come over any time that works for you
Asking my sister what time I should come over
my reply was
"He can speak Russian, in French"
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come 2 bar
I think that stands without explanation.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
I think that stands without explanation.
Did you go?
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Would you rather have sex with a prostitute with a curable STD or get head from a dirty hobo while you had to watch?
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Suddar gently hums:
Did you go?
It was outgoing. Vernal's reply was, well, Vernal's reply. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
